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Category: Special Features

Behind the Bastards podcast
February 15, 2025February 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Behind the Bastards: Podcast Unravelling History’s Greatest Tossers πŸͺ“

Cheap coffee is capitalism's greatest friend
February 11, 2025February 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Cheap Coffee at Work: Laws Regarding Granule-Based Beverages β˜•

Critical soup at work employment laws guide
February 3, 2025February 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Soup at Work: Critical Employment Laws Regarding Soups🍲

ISO 3103 standard for brewing tea
January 31, 2025January 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

ISO 3103: The Scientific Standard for Brewing Tea β˜•πŸ΅

Screaming in job interviews is a bad idea as this woman demonstrates
January 28, 2025January 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop screaming in job interviews?” 😱

Ordinary Unhappiness podcast
January 22, 2025January 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ordinary Unhappiness: Find Peace of Mind With a Psychoanalysis Podcast 😭

Can porridge be fatal
January 20, 2025January 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Will hubby’s PORRIDGE ADDICTION end his life!?” πŸ₯£

The horror of a squeaky swivel chair at work
January 14, 2025January 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Squeaking Swivel Chairs in the Office (Employment Law Guide) πŸͺ‘

Husband wants family to live on Mars
January 13, 2025January 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Our husband wants us to go to Mars!” β˜„οΈ

Lonely hearts column men seeking women 2025
January 7, 2025April 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Men Seeking Women πŸ‘¨β€πŸ¦²πŸ’

Lonely hearts column women seeking women 2025
January 6, 2025April 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Women Seeking Men πŸ‘΄πŸ’˜

The importance of having slippers
January 4, 2025January 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

On the Importance of Slippers (an ode to turning 40) πŸ₯Ώ

Cats and similarities with autism in humans
January 3, 2025January 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Cats and Autistic Traits in Humans πŸˆβ€β¬›β™ΎοΈ

Spirited Away's iconic train scene
January 2, 2025January 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Spirited Away’s Iconic Train Scene πŸš‰

The Madness of King George film podcast
January 1, 2025January 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Podcast: The Madness of King George Tribute (30th Anniversary) πŸ‘‘πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§

Santa Claus having a party and letting it all hang out
December 31, 2024December 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Letting it All Hang Out Party πŸ₯³πŸŽ…

Husband got a pet goose for Christmas
December 30, 2024December 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got a pet goose for Christmas…” 🦒

Professional Moron's 2024 shambles in review
December 25, 2024January 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Shambles 2024 in Review 🟑

Christmas Steve as a new concept from Santa Claus
December 24, 2024December 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Steve Replaces Christmas Eve πŸ§”β€β™‚οΈπŸŽ…

Pompous editorial review of 2024
December 21, 2024December 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Editor’s Opinion: A Pompous and Rambling Review of 2024 πŸŒπŸŒπŸ§€

Beetments - Baked Beans Health Spa
December 19, 2024December 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Beetments: Baked Beans Health Spa πŸ₯« [Sponsored Post]

Should sandwiches be free at work?
December 17, 2024December 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Free Sandwiches at Work: Should This be an Employee Right?! πŸ₯ͺ

Christmas AI and Santa use of artificial intelligence for Christmas
December 16, 2024December 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Can AI Save Christmas!? πŸ€–πŸŽ…

Notes on cat beds
December 11, 2024December 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Cat Beds (and pet furniture) πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ›οΈ

Santa Claus at Christmas with lots of explosions
December 9, 2024December 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Day of Many Explosions πŸ’₯πŸŽ…πŸ’₯

An F1 driver swearing in the car
December 4, 2024December 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Swearing in F1 and the Case of the FIA 🀬🏎️🀬

Husband's running addiction is dangerous
December 3, 2024December 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my husband’s running addiction DANGEROUS!? 🚨☒️

Ultimate List of Everything Woke
December 2, 2024December 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The ULTIMATE List of Everything WOKE πŸš¨πŸ””βš οΈβ˜’οΈπŸ›‘

Donkey Kong Country podcast
November 30, 2024December 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #21: Donkey Kong Country 30th Anniversary πŸ•ΉοΈπŸŽ„

Santa's empathy exorcism
November 29, 2024December 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa’s Empathy Exorcism πŸŽ…

Pizza parties at work covering off the need for pay rises
November 26, 2024November 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza Parties at Work: Employer’s Guide to Staff Distractions πŸ•πŸ₯³

Santa surfing a wave and being profane
November 22, 2024November 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas’ Rebrand DISASTER πŸ„πŸŽ…

An unhappy woman contemplating the complex dynamics of toothbrush usage in relationships
November 19, 2024November 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend USES MY toothbrush…” πŸͺ₯

Rainbow carrots are woke
November 18, 2024November 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

NEWS FLASH: WOKE Rainbow Carrots a DEADLY Threat 🌈πŸ₯•

The horror of ghosting in online dating
November 5, 2024November 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do women GHOST me on dating apps?!” πŸ‘»

Santa Claus and a dog barking woof
November 2, 2024November 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Stray Dog and the Teddy Bears πŸ•πŸ§ΈπŸŽ…

Aftershave is the saviour of society
October 28, 2024October 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband obsessed with aftershave?!” 🧴

The Silence of Japanese Public Transport
October 23, 2024October 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Silence of Japanese Public Transport πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅πŸš…πŸ”‡

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