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Category: Special Features

Smoking shelters at work
February 19, 2024February 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Smoking Shelters at Work: Protect Your Pro-Tobacco Employees 🚬

Fed Up Fred's online dating advice column
February 13, 2024February 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fed Up Fred’s Dating Advice Column ❤️

Bats at work guide
February 6, 2024February 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bats at Work: Laws Regarding Fanged Beasts in the Office 🦇

One man and his internet forum
February 5, 2024February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband ALWAYS on internet forums!?”

Are all modern films rubbish? A podcast debate!
February 3, 2024February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #17: Are 99% of Modern Films Rubbish!? 🎥

Dimple chins at work guide
January 29, 2024January 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dimple Chins at Work: Laws Regarding Natural Skin Indentations

Sofa buying addiction
January 26, 2024January 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband is addicted to buying sofas!” 🛋️

Elephants at work employment guide
January 19, 2024January 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Elephants at Work: Integrating Tusked-Beasts Into Your Working Environment 🐘

The final square of paper on a toilet roll, as left by a man
January 16, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why don’t men replace the bog roll when they’re done with it?!” 🧻

How to keep calm at work guide for employees and employers
January 12, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Remaining Calm at Work: Guide to Workplace Harmony 😌

Lonely Hearts Column 2024 Women Seeking Men
January 8, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2024: Women Seeking Men 👩❤️

When film night goes wrong with explosions and flames
January 2, 2024January 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my film night keep going wrong?!” 🎞️💥

Lonely Hearts Column 2024 Men Seeking Women
January 1, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2024: Men Seeking Women ❤️👨

Online hate for William Shakespeare's plays
December 30, 2023January 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Online Hate for Shakespeare’s Plays ✍️

Father Christmas being arrested
December 29, 2023December 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas is Arrested 🚔

Boxing day blues at Christmas time
December 26, 2023December 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get the Boxing Day blues?!” 🔵

Christmas Day 2023 carnage
December 25, 2023December 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Day 2023 Disaster 💥

December 24, 2023December 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Year in Review Extravaganza! (2023) 😀

Santa hires some Robot Christmas workers who strike
December 22, 2023December 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Hiring Christmas Robot Worker H.0 H.0 H.0 🤖

Christmas Carols Ruined by Adding Clogged Toilet to the Title
December 19, 2023December 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Carols Ruined by Adding “Clogged Toilet” to the Title

How to deal with the office idiot
December 18, 2023December 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Office Idiot: How to Deal With Your Resident Halfwit

Santa burying bad news at Christmas
December 15, 2023December 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: How to Bury Bad News ⛏🎅

How to write romance novels
December 12, 2023December 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are good tips for writing romance novels?”

Professional Moron's Awful Christmas Cards
December 11, 2023December 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Christmas Card Collection (2023) 🎄🎁✉️

Introducing the PooStation 5
December 8, 2023December 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Mass Producing the PooStation 5 💩🎮

The blame game at work
December 5, 2023December 4, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Blame Game at Work: How to Get Away With Errors

Addicted to picnics
December 4, 2023December 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “HELP! I’m addicted to picnics!” 🧺

Christmas panic button
December 1, 2023December 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Panic Stations 🚨 (marmalade special)

The best gift ideas for husbands
November 27, 2023November 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are the best gift ideas for my husband?” 🎁

Santa's Roller Coaster of Doom
November 24, 2023November 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Roller Coaster of Doom 🎢

You're Wrong About podcast
November 22, 2023November 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

You’re Wrong About (podcast): Listen to This & Enjoy it, Dammit!

T. Rex real sounds and noises
November 21, 2023November 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

T. Rex Real Sound Demonstration is Bloody Scary Stuff 🦖

The drama of surface acting at work
November 20, 2023November 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Surface Acting at Work: How Employees Blag it One

Kenneth the walrus' business masterclass tips
November 17, 2023November 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Kenneth the Walrus Takes Charge 🦭💥

A janitor sign of slipping at Christmas
November 10, 2023November 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exlusive Santa Column: The Janitor 🧽🪣🧼

Are work interruptions good or bad?
November 7, 2023November 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Interrupting at Work: Laws Regarding Work Interjections

Goatees are wrong
November 6, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “WTF! My wife says my GOATEE is STUPID!!” 🧔‍♂️🤬

Battle of the Big Hairy Builders
November 3, 2023November 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Battle of the Big Hairy Builders 🎅⚔️☕

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