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Yours Cruelly, Elvira Memoirs of the Mistress of Darkness by Cassandra Peterson
June 13, 2026June 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Month #2: Yours Cruelly, Elvira by Cassandra Peterson 💄

Frances Ha the 2012 Noah Baumbach and Greta Gerwig film
June 3, 2026June 10, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Frances Ha: Ahoy Sexy! It’s a Great Greta Gerwig Comedy Drama 💃

Santa Claus having a party and letting it all hang out
December 31, 2024December 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Letting it All Hang Out Party 🥳🎅

Husband got a pet goose for Christmas
December 30, 2024December 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got a pet goose for Christmas…” 🦢

Manifold Garden the puzzle game
December 29, 2024December 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Behold Manifold Garden’s Architectural Puzzler Might

Onde the relaxing indie game
December 29, 2024December 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Onde: The Sound-Surfing Chillout Platformer

Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story documentary
December 28, 2024April 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story is Essential Viewing

2025 New Year haiku special
December 27, 2024December 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

New Year’s Haiku for the Angry and Vindictive 🎉✒️

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December 26, 2024December 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Vacuum Cleaner Shotgun 🔫🧹 [Sponsored Post]

Professional Moron's 2024 shambles in review
December 25, 2024January 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Shambles 2024 in Review 🟡

Christmas Steve as a new concept from Santa Claus
December 24, 2024December 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Steve Replaces Christmas Eve 🧔‍♂️🎅

Alien on Stage the documentary
December 23, 2024December 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Alien on Stage: Uplifting Docu of Sci-Fi Classic (With Bus Drivers) 👽

Eliminator Boat Duel on the NES
December 22, 2024December 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Eliminator Boat Duel: Machismo AHOY in Silly Fun Nes Romp 🚤

Devil World on the NES
December 22, 2024December 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Devil World: Oddball First NES Effort From Shigeru Miyamoto 👿

Pompous editorial review of 2024
December 21, 2024December 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Editor’s Opinion: A Pompous and Rambling Review of 2024 🌍🌐🧀

Beetments - Baked Beans Health Spa
December 19, 2024December 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Beetments: Baked Beans Health Spa 🥫 [Sponsored Post]

Should sandwiches be free at work?
December 17, 2024December 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Free Sandwiches at Work: Should This be an Employee Right?! 🥪

Christmas AI and Santa use of artificial intelligence for Christmas
December 16, 2024December 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Can AI Save Christmas!? 🤖🎅

Tetris Forever the 40th anniversary tribute to Tetris
December 15, 2024December 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Tetris Forever: Glorious Tribute to the Perfection of Tetris 🕹️

Tetris on the NES
December 15, 2024December 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

NES Tetris: Why It’s Still One of the Most Popular Puzzlers 🟨🟥🟧⬛

Orange and Yellow by Mark Rothko
December 14, 2024December 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mark Rothko: Ecstasy & Tragedy Told Through Abstract Stuff 🟨🟧

Christmas haiku poetry special
December 13, 2024December 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ho Ho Haiku Christmas Bah Humbug Special 🎅🎄✍️

Fish mouthwash dental hygiene concept with fishes
December 12, 2024December 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fish Mouthwash🐟🍶 [Sponsored Post]

Notes on cat beds
December 11, 2024December 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Cat Beds (and pet furniture) 🐈‍⬛🛏️

The Snow Con Man book
December 10, 2024December 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Snow Con Man: Great Books That Never Were ⛄🚨👮

Santa Claus at Christmas with lots of explosions
December 9, 2024December 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Day of Many Explosions 💥🎅💥

Third Arm Cosmetic Surgery Enterprises Ltd.
December 5, 2024December 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Third Arm Cosmetic Surgery Enterprises Ltd. 💪 [Sponsored Post]

An F1 driver swearing in the car
December 4, 2024December 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Swearing in F1 and the Case of the FIA 🤬🏎️🤬

Husband's running addiction is dangerous
December 3, 2024December 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my husband’s running addiction DANGEROUS!? 🚨☢️

Ultimate List of Everything Woke
December 2, 2024December 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The ULTIMATE List of Everything WOKE 🚨🔔⚠️☢️🛑

Donkey Kong Land 2 on the Game Boy
December 1, 2024December 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Land 2: More Bananas in Game Boy DKC Romp 🍌🍌

Donkey Kong Land on the Game Boy
December 1, 2024December 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Land: DKC Stuffed Onto the Game Boy 🍌

Donkey Kong Country podcast
November 30, 2024December 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #21: Donkey Kong Country 30th Anniversary 🕹️🎄

Santa's empathy exorcism
November 29, 2024December 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa’s Empathy Exorcism 🎅

John's Cannonball Food Deliveries
November 28, 2024November 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

John’s Cannonball Food Deliveries 🍛💣 [Sponsored Post]

The Conversation 1974 Francis Ford Coppola film
November 27, 2024November 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Conversation: A Landmark Consideration on Privacy ☎️

Pizza parties at work covering off the need for pay rises
November 26, 2024November 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza Parties at Work: Employer’s Guide to Staff Distractions 🍕🥳

War and Please the novel
November 25, 2024November 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

War and Please: Great Books That Never Were 🪖

The Plucky Squire indie game
November 24, 2024November 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Plucky Squire: Charming On/Off Page Storybook Adventure 🧚‍♀️

ODDADA music indie game
November 24, 2024November 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

ODDADA: Funky Toybox Music Maker With Heart and Soul 🎼🎷

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