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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

A man has ripped his top off in England due to the first hint of sunlight
April 15, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! First Hint of Spring and Horde of British Men Rip Tops Off 🌞

Mars After Midnight the alien indie game
April 14, 2024April 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mars After Midnight: Run a Late-Night Intergalactic Community Support Centre 🪐🌃

The Playdate yellow handheld console
April 14, 2024April 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Playdate Console Review: Crank Up the Fun on the Run! 🟨

How Late it Was, How Late by James Kelman
April 13, 2024April 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

How Late it Was, How Late by James Kelman ⌚

Withering Fights the novel
April 12, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Withering Fights: Great Books That Never Were 👊⚽

The Woke Mop designed to DESTROY the woke mob
April 11, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Woke Mop: To Wipe Away the Wokeness Stain on Society [Sponsored Post] 🧹🧽👑🇬🇧

The Gobber - an English football hooligan whom likes to spit
April 10, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #11: The Gobber (lessons in machismo) 🤬⚽🍺

A man with stubble that makes for a black pepper substitute
April 9, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband is selling stubble as ‘black pepper’!” 💰

April 8, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Baked Beans Bazooka (and/or cannon) 🧨🔥💣

The history of platform games from the 1980s to now
April 7, 2024April 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Platform Games: From Space Panic, to Mario, and Metroidvania 🕹

Standing Here song by The Stone Roses
April 6, 2024April 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Standing Here: Uplifting, Punchy Stone Roses With Classic Outro 🍋

The Convict Choir with a line of singing hardened criminals
April 4, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Beautiful Harmonies of the Menacing Convict Choir 🚨🚓👮 [Sponsored Post]

When the Wind Blows the 1986 animated film
April 3, 2024April 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

When the Wind Blows: Depicting the Devastation of Nuclear War

A lot of jam for when a husband starts a jam business
April 2, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband has started a jam business!” 🫙🍓

April 1, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! Baked Potato Art Exhibition Ends in Riots 🥔🎨🔥

Heavenly Bodies the video game
March 31, 2024March 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Heavenly Bodies: Enjoy Weightless Motion in Groovy Space Romp 🌌

Frog's Adventure the video game
March 31, 2024March 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Frog’s Adventure: Point-and-Ribbit Your Way to Fun 🐸

Effacer Hangman: From the 25th Century video game on the Philips CD-i
March 30, 2024March 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Some Weird (and intriguing) Philips CD-i Games to Gawp At 🙌

March 29, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Wearing Dressing Gowns at Work (Austere Business Guide) 😑

March 28, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sushbean: The Baked Beans Sushi Restaurant 🍣🫘 [Sponsored Post]

March 27, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #10: Jupiter Arguing With Asteroids 🌌☄️

March 26, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband eats too many instant noodles!” 🍜

March 25, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lion, the Witch, and the Disco Light Strobe: Great Books That Never Were 🦁🧙🪩

A Difficult Game About Climbing
March 24, 2024March 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A Difficult Game About Climbing: Punish Yourself With This! 🧗‍♀️

A Juggler's Tale the indie game
March 24, 2024March 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A Juggler’s Tale: Charming String Puppet Platformer Thing 🤹‍♂️

The Rescue 2021 documentary
March 23, 2024March 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Rescue: Epic Tham Luang Cave Rescue Documentary is Inspiring Stuff

Black pepper health horror
March 22, 2024March 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What’s a lethal dose of black pepper?” 💉🤕

March 21, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Giraffe Gym: Very High Ceilings for Draconian Health & Safety 🦒🏋 [Sponsored Post]

Shōgun the 2024 TV mini-series
March 20, 2024March 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Shōgun: Epic TV Adaptation of Clavell’s Masterpiece ⚔️🇯🇵

Notes on a Sandal book
March 19, 2024March 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on a Sandal: Great Books That Never Were 🩴

March 18, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! Baked Beans Riots ERUPT in London 💥🌋

Summerhouse the indie game
March 17, 2024March 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Summerhouse: Minimalistic Home Builder With Arty Feels 🏡

From Eva with Green the indie game
March 17, 2024March 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

From Eva with Green: Abstract Chillout Pinball Game Romp 🎨

Copa 71 the football documentary
March 16, 2024March 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Copa 71: Docu On Women’s World Cup and a FIFA Ban ⚽

March 15, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Balloons at Work: The Greatest Threat to Democracy As We Know It 🎈

The Artificial Stupidity Chabot
March 14, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Download the Artificial Stupidity Chatbot (ASC) 😐 [Sponsored Post]

The Box - a short story about a glum cardboard box
March 13, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #9: The Box 📦

The Secret Beer Garden novel
March 12, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Beer Garden: Great Books That Never Were 🍺🍻🌳

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