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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

The Irregular Gardener book about a lazy gardening man
May 27, 2024May 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Irregular Gardener: Great Books That Never Were 🧑‍🌾

Chants of Sennaar the puzzle adventure indie game
May 26, 2024May 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Chants of Sennaar: Puzzles & Translation in Unique Adventure Romp⌛

Little Kitty, Big City the indie game with a cat
May 26, 2024May 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Little Kitty, Big City: Cute Cat Romp With Meow Button 🐈‍⬛🏙️

Fools Gold by The Stone Roses featuring John Squire's dolphin artwork
May 25, 2024May 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fools Gold: Iconic Stone Roses Track With Plenty of Funk 🥇

Notting Hill film from 1999
May 24, 2024May 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Notting Hill: “I’m just a girl…” Quote Off Extravaganza! 💖

The Crisps Whisperer man whispering at a bag of crisps
May 23, 2024May 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Crisps Whisperer Business Services Ltd. 🥔 [Sponsored Post]

The Vengeful Hedgehog out for revenge
May 22, 2024May 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #14: The Vengeful Hedgehog 🦔

The Doorbells debut album called Ring-a-Ding-Ding
May 21, 2024May 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Doorbells: Twee Madchester Band That Inspired Hatred 🔔

An angry husband slamming a door shut as his wife tries to block out the noise
May 20, 2024May 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband keeps slamming doors shut!” 🚪

Animal Well the Metroidvania game
May 19, 2024May 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Well: Metroidvania Masterpiece & GOTY Contender 🦔

Supraland Six Inches Under
May 19, 2024May 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Supraland: Six Inches Under is a Brilliant Puzzler 🤠

A City on Mars Can We Settle Space, Should We Settle Space, and Have We Really Thought This Through? By Kelly and Zach Weinersmith
May 18, 2024May 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A City On Mars by Kelly and Zach Weinersmith 🚀

Bad breath at work with an employee wearing a face mask
May 17, 2024May 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bad Breath at Work: How to Handle the Stench🦨😧

Dumb Bubble Gum
May 16, 2024May 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dumb Bubble Gum 🍬 [Sponsored Post]

An egg in its shell
May 15, 2024May 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #13: Egg 🥚

Gullible Travels the book
May 14, 2024May 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Gullible Travels: Great Books That Never Were 🌍

Baby's first word is brobdingnagian
May 13, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My baby’s first word was brobdingnagian… what does this mean?!” 👼

Couch potato of a husband in denial
May 6, 2024May 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a couch potato…” 🥔

Harold Halibut the adventure game
May 5, 2024May 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Harold Halibut: Unique Underwater Stop-Motion Animation Jaunt 🐟

Lil Gator Game Logo
May 5, 2024May 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lil Gator Game: Adorkable Adventure Romp Type Thing🐊

Dune: Part Two the 2024 film
May 4, 2024May 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dune: Part Two is a Modern Sci-Fi Epic With Sand ⏳

The Big Sheep novel about a giant sheep
May 3, 2024May 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Big Sheep: Great Books That Never Were 🐑

The sneezing security guard
May 2, 2024May 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Sneezing Security Guard 🤧 [Sponsored Post]

Pearl the 2022 horror film
May 1, 2024April 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pearl: Excellent Psychological Horror With Dancing 🪓💃

A manager with a mullet in a corporate working environment
April 30, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mullets at Work: The Laws Regarding Hairdo Abominations

When a husband grows a terrible mullet it looks like this
April 29, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has grown a mullet…” 💈

The original Game Boy by Nintendo
April 28, 2024April 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Game Boy: Tribute to the Original Handheld Legend

April 25, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Daily Disaster: The Celeb Cellulite (and news) Tabloid 📰 [Sponsored Post]

Bottom Exposed the documentary about the sitcom Bottom
April 24, 2024April 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bottom Exposed: Moving Tribute to Cult Classic Sitcom 🏏🩲👊

Madame Bovril the book
April 23, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Madame Bovril: Great Books That Never Were 💘👗

The husband obsessed with melting lots of cheese
April 22, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is obsessed with melting cheese!” 🧀

The Botanist interactive comic game on the Playdate
April 21, 2024April 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Botanist: Unique Interactive Sci-Fi Comic Thingy 🌌🪴

Mega Dystopia Micro Architect - MDMA - on the Playdate
April 21, 2024April 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mega Dystopia Micro Architect (MDMA) is a Chillout Mini-City-Builder 🏙️

MoroniCast episode 18 about people saying "back in my day" and complaining
April 20, 2024April 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #18: Back in My Day Syndrome (everything wrong with the world in 20 mins)

£19.84 the novel
April 19, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

£19.84: Great Books That Never Were 💸

The Angriest Man of the Year Competition
April 18, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Angriest Man of the Year Competition 2024 [Sponsored Post]

April 17, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #12: Battle of the Conversational Fillers 💬

A woman swearing at work during a meeting
April 16, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Swearing at Work: How to Control Workplace Profanity (You SOB) 🤬

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