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Yours Cruelly, Elvira Memoirs of the Mistress of Darkness by Cassandra Peterson
June 13, 2026June 14, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Yours Cruelly, Elvira by Cassandra Peterson ๐Ÿ’„

Frances Ha the 2012 Noah Baumbach and Greta Gerwig film
June 3, 2026June 14, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Frances Ha: Ahoy Sexy! It’s a Great Greta Gerwig Comedy Drama ๐Ÿ’ƒ

The Turn of the Brew horror novel about cups of tea
July 10, 2024July 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Turn of the Brew: Great Books That Never Were โ˜•

A man holding his nose to hide his nose stud
July 9, 2024July 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has a STUPID nose stud!” ๐Ÿ‘ƒ

Bazookas at work guide with an explosion and debris
July 8, 2024July 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bazookas at Work: Employment Laws Regarding Rocket Launchers ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Sparrow Solitaire on the Playdate
July 7, 2024July 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sparrow Solitaire: Beautiful Playdate Puzzler With Birds ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ

Touch Egg on the Playdate
July 7, 2024July 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Touch Egg: Absurd Playdate Crankathon is Eggscellent ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ‘ˆ

General election 2024 losers and destruction
July 6, 2024July 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS: PROFESSIONAL MORON LOSES UK GENERAL ELECTION ๐Ÿคฌ

Hohokum the colourful indie game
June 30, 2024June 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Hohokum: Artistic Chillout as a Serpent-Kite in Free-Flowing Romp ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

Moronic Political Manifesto for Moronic Politics
June 29, 2024June 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Vote Professional Moron: UK General Election Special ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‘‘โšฝ๐ŸŸจ

Buckets of melted cheese being delivered by a helicopter
June 27, 2024June 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Buckets of Melted Cheese Delivery Service Ltd. ๐Ÿชฃ๐Ÿง€ [Sponsored Post]

Yellow the colour celebration
June 26, 2024November 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Yellow is the Best Colour ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸกโญ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ‹

Taylor Shoplift the kleptomaniac pop singing sensation
June 25, 2024June 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Taylor Shoplift: Pop Singer With a Petty Theft Problem โš ๏ธ๐Ÿšจ

The Boredom of Broccoli with a child looking unhappy about her meal
June 24, 2024June 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My RUDE child says broccoli is ‘boring’!!!” ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿคฌ

F-Zero 99 in action on the Nintendo Switch
June 23, 2024March 10, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

F-Zero 99 Guide and Tribute to its Racing Excellence ๐Ÿš€

Horror Haiku with a giant bleeding hand
June 21, 2024June 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Horror Haiku: Quake in Terror Poetry Fans! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

The Car Boot Car Boot Sales for car boots
June 20, 2024June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Car Boot Car Boot Sale ๐Ÿš— [Sponsored Post]

A Sea of Oranges short story
June 19, 2024June 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #15: A Sea of Oranges ๐ŸŠ

Animal Form the bureaucratic book of forms for animals
June 18, 2024June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Form: Great Bureaucratic Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ“‘

A child drawing on a wall which is just plain wrong
June 17, 2024June 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop my child drawing on walls?!” ๐Ÿงฑ

LISA the Joyful indie game RPG (definitive edition)
June 16, 2024June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

LISA: Definitive Edition the Demented Post-Apocalyptic RPG ๐Ÿบ

The Rewinder Chinese folklore indie game
June 16, 2024June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Rewinder: Chinese Folklore Puzzler With Tea and Ink ๐Ÿต

Groovy online art stuff - a compendium of great digital art and web comics
June 15, 2024August 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Groovy Art Stuff and Web Comics From Online to Enjoy ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ

A bored employee at work balancing a pencil on her nose
June 14, 2024June 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Boredom at Work and Dealing With Listless Employees ๐Ÿฅฑ

Spot of tea with a big scary T. Rex
June 13, 2024June 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Spot of Tea With a T. Rex โ˜•๐Ÿฆ– [Sponsored Post]

Robot Dreams the animated feature film
June 12, 2024June 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Robot Dreams: Dog and Bot Bond in ’80s NYC Tragicomedy ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿถ

The tell tale signs your boyfriend is about to propose
June 11, 2024June 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my boyfriend about to propose?!” ๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿ’

The Book of Disco with many disco lights strobing away
June 10, 2024June 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Book of Disco: Great Compendiums That Never Were ๐Ÿชฉ๐Ÿ•บ

Tribute to Rik Mayall the comedian
June 9, 2024June 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Rik Mayall Tribute to a Comedy Legend ๐Ÿ–• (10th Anniversary)

Humanity the strategy indie game
June 8, 2024June 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Humanity: Artful Lemmings-Like Puzzler With Many People ๐Ÿ‘ฏ

A stunningly boring guide to using a computer mouse at work
June 7, 2024June 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Using a Computer Mouse in the Office (Stunningly Boring Business Guide) ๐Ÿ–ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿข

Forever Insufficient Supplies Services Ltd.
June 6, 2024June 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Forever Insufficient Supplies Services Ltd. โ›” [Sponsored Post]

The Lice Girls album Lice Power
June 4, 2024June 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lice Girls: Disastrous Pop Plagued by Lice-Based Hits ๐Ÿชฎ๐Ÿชฐ

The Dog Delusion book about dogs not existing
June 3, 2024June 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Dog Delusion: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿถ

Hauntii the indie game
June 2, 2024June 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Hauntii: Magnificent & Macabre Haunting Adventure ๐Ÿ‘ป

Labyrinth on the Playdate
June 2, 2024June 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Labyrinth: Playdate’s Take on Classic Dungeon Crawlers โš”๏ธ

Ultra-Processed People book by Chris van Tulleken
June 1, 2024June 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ultra-Processed People by Chris van Tulleken ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿช

A berserk wife going on a flower arranging rampage
May 31, 2024May 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife’s flower arranging crisis!” ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ’ฎ๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒป

Angry Janet's Nail Bar full of angry customers
May 30, 2024May 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Angry Janet’s Nail Bar ๐Ÿ’… [Sponsored Post]

May 29, 2024June 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #19: Why we Love Samurai Cop ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿš“โš”๏ธ

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