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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

Total Recall Uncut film with Schwarzenegger
August 22, 2023August 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Total Recall: “Consider that a divorce” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Sheds album The Shed is Dead
August 21, 2023August 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Sheds: Banal Indie Band With Gardening-Based Storage Hits

Machinarium by Amanita Design
August 20, 2023October 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Machinarium: Steampunk Excellence in Robotic Romp

Dredge the indie game about horror and fishing
August 20, 2023August 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Dredge: Peaceful Fishing Game (with LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR!)

The Garden of Earthly Delights by Hieronymus Bosch
August 19, 2023October 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Hieronymus Bosch and the Hellish Garden of Earthly Delights

A brief history of Jiaozi
August 18, 2023August 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Jiaozi (餃子) 🇨🇳

Jenny the Jelly Encased Lawyer
August 17, 2023August 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jenny the Jelly Encased Lawyer 🍮 [Sponsored Post]

The Exorcist by William Friedkin in 1973
August 16, 2023August 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Exorcist: 50th Anniversary Retrospective & Friedkin Tribute

F1's best driver pianists
August 15, 2023October 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

F1 Driver Pianists: Behold Motorsport’s Finest Piano Players

The floordrobe where men leave their clothes on the floor
August 14, 2023August 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My man’s FLOORDROBE habit is gross!”

Mr. Saitou the indie game
August 13, 2023August 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Saitou: Super Cute Satire on Working Life (with llamaworms)

Assemble With Care by usetwo games
August 13, 2023August 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Assemble With Care: Become an Antique Repairer, Dammit!

The best indie game soundtracks ever
August 12, 2023December 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

20 of the Best Indie Game Soundtracks Ever 🎮🕹️🎵

Little Misunderstandings of No Importance and Other Stories by Antonio Tabucchi
August 12, 2023August 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Little Misunderstandings of No Importance by Antonio Tabucchi

Sarcasm at work guide for employers
August 11, 2023August 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Sarcasm at Work: Laws Regarding Workplace Sass & Scorn

Enter the National Pottery to win pots
August 10, 2023August 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The National Pottery: Enter to WIN the JACKPOT! 🎉 [Sponsored Post]

The Band's song The Weight
August 10, 2023August 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Robbie Robertson Tribute (The Weight & The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down)

Grave of the Fireflies the 1988 Studio Ghibli film
August 9, 2023August 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Grave of the Fireflies: Devastating Depiction of War’s Real Cost

Jingle All the Way film 1996 with Arnold Schwarzenegger
August 8, 2023August 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jingle All the Way: “Put that cookie down! Now!” Quote Off!

Men rearranging their crotch in public
August 7, 2023August 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why must men ‘rearrange themselves’ in public!?”

Pilgrims by Amanita Design
August 6, 2023October 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pilgrims: Playful Adventure Game Steeped in European Lore

Summer Catchers the endless runner
August 6, 2023August 4, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Summer Catchers: Irksome Endless Runner With Cute Pixel Art

The Tempest by Ivan Aivazovsky
August 5, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ivan Aivazovsky: Dazzling Romanticism & Marine Art

The Great Gutsby the novel
August 4, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Gutsby: Great Books That Never Were

Broken Windows book delivery service
August 3, 2023August 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Broken Windows Book Delivery Service [Sponsored Post]

A Single Man film
August 2, 2023August 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Single Man: Colin Firth Excels in Moving Ode to Grief

Schwarzenegger in Command the film
August 1, 2023August 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Commando: “I lied” Big Arnie Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Man Look - when a man losing his things and can't find them
July 31, 2023July 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The Man Look – why can’t my husband find things?!”

Surviving Mars the strategy game
July 30, 2023July 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Surviving Mars: SimCity Meets Mars in Space Strategy Romp

Train Valley 2 the indie game
July 30, 2023July 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Train Valley 2: Cosy Choo Choo Tycoon Puzzle Fun

The Call of Cthulhu and Other Weird Stories by H. P. Lovecraft
July 29, 2023August 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Call of Cthulhu and Other Weird Stories by H. P. Lovecraft

The History of Pitta Bread
July 28, 2023July 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Pitta Bread

Cat Hypnosis Ltd.
July 27, 2023July 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Cat Hypnosis Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

The Deepest Breath 2023 documentary
July 26, 2023July 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Deepest Breath: The Pressure is on in Extreme Sport Docu

Commando the 1985 Arnold Schwarzenegger film
July 25, 2023July 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Commando: “Let off some steam, Bennett” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Men who text only one word responses in online dating
July 24, 2023July 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do men on dating sites say nothing!?”

Spirit of the North by Infuse Studio
July 23, 2023July 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Spirit of the North: Explore Icy Landscapes as a Profound Fox

Everything the video game
July 23, 2023July 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Everything: Exploring a Landscape to the Tune of Alan Watts

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