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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

Franz Liszt's Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2
July 22, 2023July 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Liszt’s Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2: Mischievous Fun for Pianists

Hamsters at work guide in employment law
July 21, 2023July 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Hamsters at Work: Laws on Adorable Rodents in the Office

Onion Smells Scented Candles
July 20, 2023July 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Onion Smells Scented Candles 🕯️🧅 [Sponsored Post]

Arnold the 2023 Netflix documentary about Schwarzenegger
July 19, 2023July 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Arnold: Reflective Docu on Terminating and Lifting Stuff

Batman & Robin the 1997 George Clooney film
July 18, 2023July 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Batman & Robin: Celebrating Every Big Arnie Ice-Based Pun

The annoyance of men playing with women's hair
July 17, 2023July 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my boyfriend play with my hair!?”

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe booster course wave 5
July 16, 2023July 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Wave 5: More Karting Fun & Games

Mario Kart 7
July 16, 2023July 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart 7: Hang-Gliding Racer for the 3DS is Proper Solid

Black Sea Coasts and Conquests From Pericles to Putin by Neal Ascherson
July 15, 2023July 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Black Sea: Coasts and Conquests: From Pericles to Putin by Neal Ascherson

The Titanic leaving Belfast for Southampton
July 14, 2023July 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on the Real Events of the Titanic Sinking

Men need to shave their legs
July 11, 2023July 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband shave his legs?!”

The Running Man with Big Arnie
July 10, 2023July 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Running Man: “Here is Subzero. Now Plain Zero!”

Captain Toad Treasure Tracker game
July 9, 2023July 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker (cute puzzle solving cuteness)

Cessabit the puzzle game
July 9, 2023July 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Cessabit: Memory Game That Alleviates That Anxiety Thing

Economics for the Many (edited by John McDonnell)
July 8, 2023July 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Economics for the Many (edited by John McDonnell)

A brief history of chopsticks
July 7, 2023July 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Chopsticks🥢

Hunk of the Month Enterprises Ltd.
July 6, 2023July 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Hunk of the Month Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly 2007 film
July 5, 2023July 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly: Freedom Within Colossal Loss

The sin of desk eating
July 4, 2023July 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Desk Eating: Employment Laws on Hunger-Based Insubordination

Men wearing graphic t-shirts on dates
July 3, 2023July 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do men wear graphic t-shirts on dates?!”

Cassette Beasts the indie game
July 2, 2023July 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Cassette Beasts: RPG Larks With Cassette Players & Voxel Art

The Big Con indie game by Mighty Yell
July 2, 2023July 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Big Con: 1990s Galore in Pixel Art Video Store Romp

Selfie University - Enrol Now for Ego Admissions
June 29, 2023June 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Join Selfie University for Degrees in Egotism [Sponsored Post]

127 Hours the 2010 film
June 28, 2023June 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

127 Hours: Extreme Survival With a Triumphant Outcome

Crime and Plushies the famous book
June 27, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Crime and Plushies: Great Books That Never Were

A fat man in a supermarket buying food and scaring women
June 26, 2023June 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps taking his top off in supermarkets”

Coffee Talk Episode 2: Hibiscus & Butterfly
June 25, 2023June 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Coffee Talk Episode 2: Hibiscus & Butterfly (this is bloody great!)

Dordogne the indie game
June 25, 2023June 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Dordogne: Artistic Childhood Recollections in France (innit)

Watership Down book by Richard Adams
June 24, 2023April 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Watership Down by Richard Adams

A woman discussing violent chopstick behaviour at work, indicating chopsticks are dangerous to use
June 23, 2023June 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks at Work: How to Stop Employees Poking Their Eyes Out

ROD the dating app for fishermen
June 22, 2023June 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

ROD: Fishing & Flirting App for Fishermen [Sponsored Post]

Stranger Than Fiction the 2006 film
June 21, 2023June 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Stranger Than Fiction: Ferrell Contemplates Unknown Fates

Moby-Duck; or, The Mallard book
June 20, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Moby-Duck; or, The Mallard: Great Books That Never Were

A woman being forced to carry her boyfriend's things
June 19, 2023June 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should I REFUSE to carry my boyfriend’s stuff?”

Inkulinati the indie game
June 18, 2023June 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Inkulinati: Medieval Rabbit Bums and Turn-Based Strategy Stuff

The Legend of Tianding indie game
June 18, 2023June 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Tianding: Dead Cells Meets Japanese Tea Ceremonies

The Who Sell Out album with Odorono the song
June 17, 2023June 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Odorono: The Who Track Celebrating Deodorant & Singing

The Running Man starring Arnold Schwarzenegger
June 16, 2023June 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Running Man: “You cold-blooded bastard!” Quote Off!

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