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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

Will and Space the TV show
May 9, 2023May 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Will & Space: Friendship Sitcom With Remorseless Bleakness

The Worst Man at a wedding, throwing up near the happy couple
May 8, 2023May 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I was the WORST MAN at my mate’s wedding!”

The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
May 7, 2023May 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass is a Seafaring Gem

The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
May 7, 2023May 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks is a Cute Train-Based Romp

52 Ways to Walk by Annabel Streets
May 6, 2023May 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

52 Ways to Walk by Annabel Abbs

The History of the Tomato
May 5, 2023May 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of the Tomato 🍅

Mist World Beauty Competition
May 4, 2023May 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mist World Beauty Competition [Sponsored Post]

My Fair Lady film 1964
May 3, 2023May 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

My Fair Lady: Musical About Working Class Cockney Slang

Spluttering at work is a serious problem
May 2, 2023May 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Spluttering at Work: Employment Laws on a Series of Short Noises

Robot is a best man at a wedding
May 1, 2023June 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best man is a ROBOT!”

Teslagrad 2
April 30, 2023May 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Teslagrad 2: The Electromagnetic Steampunk Sequel

Teslagrad Remastered
April 30, 2023April 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Teslagrad Remastered: Returning to the Metroidvania Gem

Dog Songs by Mary Oliver
April 29, 2023September 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Dog Songs by Mary Oliver

Mozzarella History
April 28, 2023April 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Mozzarella

Nigel's Needles - the happiest needles in the land
April 27, 2023April 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Nigel’s Needles: The Happiest Needles in the Land [Sponsored Post]

About Schmidt
April 26, 2023April 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

About Schmidt: Marriage and Retirement in Nicholson-fest

April 22, 2023May 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

ChatGPT Stories: The Adventures of Quint and Hooper

BOdorant smells
April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

BOdorant: Winner of 2022’s Stench of the Year [Sponsored Post]

Queen of Speed the Michèle Mouton story
April 19, 2023August 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Queen of Speed: Celebrating Rallying Ace Michèle Mouton

On the nature of workplace gossiping
April 18, 2023April 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Gossiping at Work: Rules Regarding Chatting Tittle-Tattle

An older woman with food stuck in her teeth on a date
April 17, 2023April 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Spinach keeps getting stuck in my teeth on dates!”

DAVE THE DIVER indie game
April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

DAVE THE DIVER: Go Swimming & Run… a SUSHI RESTAURANT!!!

Call of the Sea indie game
April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Call of the Sea: Avoid Scurvy and Solve Some Oceanic Obstacles

The Gift of Anger by Arun Gandhi
April 15, 2023April 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Gift of Anger by Arun Gandhi

A brief history of noodles
April 14, 2023July 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Noodles 🍜

Public Lavatory Inspections Ltd.
April 13, 2023April 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Public Lavatory Inspections Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Stewart F1 documentary
April 12, 2023October 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Stewart: Contemplative Documentary on an F1 Legend

The delights of backstabbing at work
April 11, 2023April 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Backstabbing at Work is a Business Productivity Booster

Master body language to date women
April 10, 2023April 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What’s good body language in dating, mate?”

Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight
April 9, 2023April 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight is a Mini-Gem

Dust: An Elysian Tail
April 9, 2023April 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Dust: An Elysian Tail Has it All (i.e. anthropomorphic animals)

The Right to Be Lazy by Paul Lafargue
April 8, 2023May 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Right to Be Lazy by Paul Lafargue

Team building builds your team
April 7, 2023April 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Team Building Exercises Motivate Your Worthless Employees

Paperboy Enterprises Ltd.
April 6, 2023April 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Paperboy Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Behind the Candelabra 2013 film
April 5, 2023April 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Behind the Candelabra: Boogie-Woogies in Affectionate Biographic

When your husband turns into a zombie
April 4, 2023April 4, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s turned into a zombie. What do I do?”

Hit Singles Ruined by Adding Bees to the Title
April 3, 2023April 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

20 Hit Singles Ruined by Adding “Bees” to the Title

Pineapple on Pizza the video game
April 2, 2023April 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pineapple on Pizza: Can a Video Game Convey a Flavour!?

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