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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

The Howler a Game of Touch and Scream
April 2, 2023April 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Howler: Wind, Momentum, and a Steampunk Vilnius

California Dreamin' by The Mamas & the Papas
April 1, 2023April 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

California Dreamin’ With The Mamas & the Papas

A brief history of frog legs
March 31, 2023March 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Frog Legs (cuisses de grenouille) 🐸

Angry Andrew's Angry Piano Lessons Ltd.
March 30, 2023March 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Angry Andrew’s Angry Piano Lessons Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Three Identical Strangers 2018 documentary film
March 29, 2023March 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Three Identical Strangers: Loss, Love, and Human Experimentation

A wife stealing of her husband's plate during a romantic meal
March 28, 2023March 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The wife keeps eating off MY plate!!!”

Food theft at work is illegal
March 27, 2023March 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Employees Stealing Lunches at Work (Employment Law Guide)

Candleman the indie game
March 26, 2023March 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Candleman: Relaxing Puzzle Platformer With Atmospherics

My Brother Rabbit the indie game
March 26, 2023March 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

My Brother Rabbit: Surreal Adventures in Childhood Land

The Adventures of Arnold Schwarzenegger
March 25, 2023March 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

ChatGPT Stories: The Adventures of Arnold Schwarzenegger

Aliens invading Bolton Town Hall
March 24, 2023March 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #20: Aliens Abduct Bolton Town Hall!

SQUAWK the parrot political party
March 23, 2023March 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

SQUAWK: The Parrot Political Party [Sponsored Post]

Villeneuve Pironi the F1 documentary
March 22, 2023August 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Villeneuve Pironi: Emotional Documentary on Tragic F1 Duo

Lawrence of Arabia poster
March 21, 2023March 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lawrence of Arabia: “The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts” Quote Off!

Responding to a woman about if her bum looks big
March 20, 2023March 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My wife keeps asking if her ‘bum’ looks big”

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Wave 4
March 19, 2023March 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Wave 4: Total Awesome (now with more Yoshi)

Mario Kart: Super Circuit on the Game Boy Advance
March 19, 2023March 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart: Super Circuit (another amazeballs time of it)

The Adventures of Celine Dion
March 18, 2023March 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

ChatGPT Stories: The Adventures of Celine Dion

Blowing your nose at work
March 17, 2023March 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Blowing Your Nose at Work: The Laws on Bogeys & Honkers

Inappropriate cards for people
March 16, 2023March 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lovely Linda’s Lovely Card Company Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Lawrence of Arabia the 1962 epic film
March 15, 2023March 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lawrence of Arabia: The Epic of All Epics is Still Epic

Chatbot the Chat Show
March 14, 2023March 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Chatbot the Chat Show: AI Powered A List Celebrity Merriment

Your husband DRINKS aftershave
March 13, 2023March 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband drinking aftershave?”

Webbed the indie game
March 12, 2023March 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Webbed: Become a Spider and Web Your Way to Victory!

Alba: A Wildlife Adventure game
March 12, 2023March 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Alba: A Wildlife Adventure is Cute and Wholesome Family Fun

Janis Joplin and the Pearl album
March 11, 2023March 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Janis Joplin: Sassy Lady With Epic Dress Sense (blues special)

The Yodelling Yobbos
March 10, 2023March 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Yodelling Yobbos: Hit After Punch After Theft Into Notoriety

Pam's Purple Porridge
March 9, 2023March 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pam’s Purple Porridge [Sponsored Post]

The Banshees of Inisherin
March 8, 2023March 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Banshees of Inisherin: Black Humour and Metaphors in Ireland

Clogging the toilet at work
March 7, 2023March 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Clogging the Toilet at Work: The Laws on Backed Up Bogs

Do you date a monobrow guy
March 6, 2023March 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has a monobrow!”

Shotgun King - The final Checkmate
March 5, 2023March 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Shotgun King: The Final Checkmate is Shooty Chess Fun

The History of Soup
March 3, 2023March 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Soup 🥫

Pun clinic for punning addicts
March 2, 2023March 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pun Addiction Rehabilitation Centre [Sponsored Post]

Stanley Kubrick's The Shining film adaptation
March 1, 2023March 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Shining: Jack Nicholson Goes Nuts in a Hotel

Star Trek the original series
February 28, 2023February 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Star Trek: “Live long and prosper” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Staring at work laws
February 27, 2023February 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Staring at Work: Employment Laws on Workplace Peering

Vampire Survivors the indie game
February 26, 2023February 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Vampire Survivors: Addictive as All Hell Survival Romp

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