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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken
February 26, 2023February 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken: A Clucking Great Shooty Game

The Shining by Stephen King
February 25, 2023March 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Shining by Stephen King

A History of Mochi
February 24, 2023February 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mochi (餅): Kawaii Japanese Rice Cakes

Dave's Drunken Detective Agency
February 23, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Dave’s Drunken Detective Agency [Sponsored Post]

A screaming woman at a concert
February 22, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Why do Teenage Girls Scream at Pop Concerts?

A woman angry with her husband about their sleeping arrangement
February 21, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband hogs too much space in bed!!”

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
February 20, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Star Trek: “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Kirby's Dream Land on the Game Boy
February 19, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Kirby’s Dream Land: Chilled Out Game Boy Platforming Fun

Metroid II: Return of Samus on the Game Boy
February 19, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Metroid II: Return of Samus—Game Boy Romp is Mediocre

The Doors single of Light My Fire
February 18, 2023February 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Light My Fire: Sonic Psychedelia to the Tune of a Vox Continental

The History of Donuts (and doughnuts)
February 17, 2023February 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Donuts (and doughnuts) 🍩

Death & Noodles funeral parlour
February 16, 2023February 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Death & Noodles Afterlife Bar [Sponsored Post]

Georg Rockall-Schmidt and his YouTube channel
February 15, 2023February 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Georg Rockall-Schmidt: Proper Belting Social Commentary

The horror of novelty slippers at work
February 14, 2023February 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Novelty Slippers at Work Employment Law Guide

A boring man droning on and on about ale in a conversation
February 13, 2023February 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps droning on about ale (beer)!”

Owlboy the indie game
February 12, 2023November 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Revisiting Owlboy (an indie game masterpiece)

Tao Te Ching by Laozi
February 11, 2023February 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Tao Te Ching by Laozi (老子)

Concrete Soap
February 9, 2023January 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

CONCRETE SOAP [Sponsored Post]

Florence Foster Jenkins the film with Meryl Streep
February 8, 2023February 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Florence Foster Jenkins: Celebrating Godawful Singing

Star Trek the original TV series
February 7, 2023January 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Star Trek: “To boldly go where no man has gone before” Quote Off!

When a husband calls a woman wifey
February 6, 2023January 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The woman hates it when I call her ‘wifey’!”

The Goldeneye 007 Remake for Switch and Xbox
February 5, 2023February 4, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Goldeneye 007 Returns With Masterly FPS Action (flaws and all)

WinBack on the Nintendo 64
February 5, 2023January 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Operation: WinBack: TAKE COVER! In Ambitious N64 Shooter

The Original Published Poetry of Jim Morrison
February 4, 2023February 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Original Published Poetry of Jim Morrison

The Last of Thus the TV show about adverbs
February 3, 2023January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Last of Thus: Post-Adverb TV Drama With Zombies

Andy's Amateur Doomsday Watch Ltd.
February 2, 2023January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Andy’s Amateur Doomsday Watch Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

The First Men in the Moon - the 1919 lost film
February 1, 2023February 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lost Films: A Brief History of Vanished Cinematic History

How to ask out a CEO
January 31, 2023January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out Your CEO on a Date

A man putting his feet on the living room table (the worst of mankind)
January 30, 2023January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband PUTS HIS FEET UP on the living room table!”

Melkhior's Mansion
January 29, 2023January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Melkhior’s Mansion: Glorious Low Res Homage to ’80s Gaming

Shrubnaut the mini-Metroidvania
January 29, 2023January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Shrubnaut: Cute Mini-Metroidvania With Shrubberies

The Who's song So Sad About Us on vinyl
January 28, 2023January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

So Sad About Us: Influential The Who Song Obscured by History

Haiku weekend special
January 27, 2023January 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #14: Weekend Special (Saturday & Sunday)

The Queuing Museum
January 26, 2023January 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Queuing Museum [Sponsored Post]

Smashed the 2012 film
January 25, 2023January 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Smashed: Underrated 2012 Depiction of Youthful Excess

The Sound of Silence (and grizzly bears) the folk album
January 24, 2023January 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Grizzly Bear: Growling Folk Act With a Lethal Streak

A marriage ruined by drinks coasters
January 23, 2023January 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband REFUSES to use drinks coasters!!”

The first Mario Party on the N64
January 22, 2023January 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Party: Have Fun With the N64’s First Party Game (or else!!)

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