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Tag: Books

Withering Fights the novel
April 12, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Withering Fights: Great Books That Never Were 👊⚽

March 27, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #10: Jupiter Arguing With Asteroids 🌌☄️

March 25, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lion, the Witch, and the Disco Light Strobe: Great Books That Never Were 🦁🧙🪩

The Rescue 2021 documentary
March 23, 2024March 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Rescue: Epic Tham Luang Cave Rescue Documentary is Inspiring Stuff

Notes on a Sandal book
March 19, 2024March 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on a Sandal: Great Books That Never Were 🩴

The Box - a short story about a glum cardboard box
March 13, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #9: The Box 📦

The Secret Beer Garden novel
March 12, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Beer Garden: Great Books That Never Were 🍺🍻🌳

Round two of our updated old book reviews
March 9, 2024March 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Round Two of Our Repurposed Old Book Reviews (yo!) 📔📖

The Loudest Library in the World
March 7, 2024March 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

THE LOUD LIBRARY: NOW HIRING!!! [Sponsored Post] 📚📢

Charlotte's World Wide Web book
March 5, 2024March 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Charlotte’s World Wide Web: Great Books That Never Were 🕷️🕸️🛜

Desmond the Monster Likes Cupcakes
February 28, 2024May 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #7: Desmond the Monster Likes Cupcakes 👹🧁

War and Peas the book
February 26, 2024February 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

War and Peas: Great Books That Never Were 🫛💥

Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk
February 24, 2024February 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk

The Lord of the Aspirins book
February 20, 2024February 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lord of the Aspirins: Great Books That Never Were 💊

Living Off Aftershave a short story
February 14, 2024February 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #6: Living Off Aftershave 🏝️

The Wind in the Pillows book
February 9, 2024February 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Wind in the Pillows: Great Books That Never Were 🌬️🍃💨

A fennec fox with a backdrop of the Moon
February 7, 2024February 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #5: Fennec the Fox Chooses the Moon 🌒🦊

The confessions of a smash avocado
January 31, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #4: The Confessions of a Smashed Avocado 🥑🍾

The Discounts of Monte Cristo
January 30, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Discounts of Monte Cristo: Great Books That Never Were

Updated book reviews to enjoy
January 27, 2024January 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A Selection of Repurposed Book Reviews (Read Them, Dammit!) 📚

The Age of Raisins joke book adaptation of Sartre
January 23, 2024January 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Age of Raisins: Great Books That Never Were

The Diary of a Nobody by George and Weedon Grossmith
January 20, 2024February 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Diary of a Nobody by George and Weedon Grossmith

Dave Wants to Date: A Modern Love Story
January 17, 2024January 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #3: Dave Wants to Date ❤️💌

Waiting for Dodos
January 9, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Waiting for Dodos: Great Plays That Never Were

Fiddlesticks the Destroyer short story
January 3, 2024January 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #1: Fiddlesticks the Destroyer (extract) 🐹

Online hate for William Shakespeare's plays
December 30, 2023January 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Online Hate for Shakespeare’s Plays ✍️

A Song of Stone by Iain Banks
December 23, 2023January 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A Song of Stone by Iain Banks

Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon
December 16, 2023December 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Gravity’s Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon

Tess of the d'Ubervilles
November 28, 2023November 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Tess of the d’Ubervilles: Great Novels That Never Were

Unkempt Ug Reads Audiobook Classics
November 23, 2023November 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Unkempt Ug Reads Audiobook Classics [Sponsored Post]

Adrift: The Curious Tale of the Lego Lost at Sea by Tracey Williams
November 18, 2023November 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Adrift: The Curious Tale of the Lego Lost at Sea by Tracey Williams

Watership Up the dodgy fantasy novel
November 13, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Watership Up: Great Books That Never Were

Shōgun by James Clavell
November 11, 2023April 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Shōgun by James Clavell

Berserker! An Autobiography by Adrian Edmondson
October 21, 2023April 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Berserker! By Adrian Edmondson

Weasels in the Attic by Hiroki Oyamada
October 14, 2023October 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Weasels in the Attic by Hiroki Oyamada

Grate Expectations the novel
October 10, 2023October 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Grate Expectations: Great Books That Never Were

100 Years of Being Sued
September 26, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

100 Years of Being Sued: Great Books That Never Were

About Anglezarke by M. D. Smith
September 16, 2023September 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

About Anglezarke by M. D. Smith

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