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Tag: Christmas Day

Santa's Christmas Day Report 2022
December 25, 2022December 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Catastrophic Christmas Day Report 2022

A Christmas card with joly messages on it
December 27, 2021December 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day 2021 Report

Heinz Christmas Dinner Big Soup in a tin
December 25, 2021December 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Dinner Big Soup: Is This Heinz’s Masterpiece?

A selection of Christmas presents
December 28, 2020December 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Disaster (and some good bits)

Christmas Dayy Santa and snow with a baubel
December 26, 2019April 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2019

Christmas Day presents
December 26, 2018December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day Post-Mortem

Santa on Christmas Day
December 25, 2017December 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Official Christmas Day Chaos Report

Merry Christmas - Santa
December 25, 2016November 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho Ho Ho! It’s Christmas Gout (day, rather)!

Santa Claus Newsletter
December 25, 2015January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: Official Christmas Newsletter #3

Notes on the Queen's Speech
December 24, 2012August 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Queen’s Speech: Our Predictions on Ma’am’s Words

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