cheese

Professional Moron

Daily Doses of Surreal Humour & Culture

Menu Skip to content
  • Silliness
    • Insane Inventions
    • Breaking News
    • Great Sayings Revisited
    • Hamsters
    • In Praise Of…
    • Haiku Friday
  • Food
    • Genius New Recipes
    • Food Disasters
    • Oodles of Noodles
    • Tea Week!
  • Features
    • Agony Aunt
    • FAQs About Stuff
    • How to…
    • Special Features
    • Exclusive Santa Claus Newsletters
  • Films & TV
    • Film Quote Off Extravaganzas
    • TV Shows That Never Were
    • Film Reviews (Serious Ones)
  • Groovy Books
    • Serious Books
    • Not So Serious Books
    • Travel Writing
    • Our Short Stories
  • Video Games
    • Retro Gaming
    • Indie Games
    • Modern Games
  • About

Tag: Christmas Day

Christmas Day presents
December 26, 2018December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day Post-Mortem

Santa on Christmas Day
December 25, 2017December 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Official Christmas Day Chaos Report

Merry Christmas - Santa
December 25, 2016December 28, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho Ho Ho! It’s Christmas Gout (day, rather)!

Santa Claus Newsletter
December 25, 2015January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: Official Christmas Newsletter #3

December 25, 2012December 25, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Merry Christmas!

December 24, 2012December 24, 2012Mr. Wapojif

The Queen’s Speech!

Join 1,527 other followers

Support the Stupidity

Professional Moron patron icon

Sail the Social Ship

  • Instagram
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • LinkedIn

Cripes… it’s Twitter!

My Tweets

Six Degrees of Instagram

Interesting #noodle take on #thegreatwaveoffkanagawa. With #noodles! #thegreatwave #art 🍝
T’ most #Northern thing I’ve bought in many a year. Eeeee by gum. #tea #oopnorf #beverage #teas #art #lancashire #lancashiretea 🍵
#Manchester and whatever this bit is called. I always forget. #city #cityscape #citylife #architecture #cement
Where there’s a #spire, there’s a... flat tyre? #architecture #city #Manchester #citylife #cityscape
FFS, even the #statues are asking for change now. Ugh! If you’re poor, you should work harder!!!!!!!!! #Manchester
This #waterfeature is broken. Why does it go #boop? Most confusing. #Manchester #city #fountain

Our Most Excellent Posts

Edgar the Bug: Praising Vincent D'Onofrio's Brilliance in MIB
Agony Aunt: "HELP! My boyfriend leaves stubble all over the sink!"
How to Write a Threatening Letter
10 Fish Which Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone
The Best Song Titles That Haven’t Been Used Yet
Mr. Scruff's Awesome English Breakfast Brew
In Praise of the Opening Music From Mr. Bean
Top 10 Most Epic & Glorious Modern 2D Platformer Games
In Praise of Yellow
Bird Therapy by Joe Harkness

Looking for Something?

Follow Professional Moron on WordPress.com

Totally Translatable

Copyright & All That

© Professional Moron: 2012-2019. Unauthorised use or duplication of our content without permission is a no. If you use excerpts, provide us with credit. Or else!

Create a website or blog at WordPress.com