cheese

Professional Moron

Daily Doses of Surreal Humour & Culture

Menu Skip to content
  • Silliness
    • Insane Inventions
    • Breaking News
    • Great Sayings Revisited
    • Hamsters
    • In Praise Of…
    • Haiku Friday
  • Food
    • Genius New Recipes
    • Food Disasters
    • Oodles of Noodles
    • Tea Week!
  • Features
    • Agony Aunt
    • FAQs About Stuff
    • How to…
    • Special Features
    • Exclusive Santa Claus Newsletters
  • Films & TV
    • Film Quote Off Extravaganzas
    • TV Shows That Never Were
    • Film Reviews (Serious Ones)
  • Groovy Books
    • Serious Books
    • Not So Serious Books
    • Travel Writing
    • Our Short Stories
  • Video Games
    • Retro Gaming
    • Indie Games
    • Modern Games
  • About

Tag: Christmas

Christmas Day presents
December 26, 2018December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day Post-Mortem

Christmas
December 24, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Christmas: With Special Guest Santa Claus

Chavs slumped over unconscious
December 14, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Party: Time to Make Some Shapes

Mrs. Santa Claus
December 7, 2018December 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: A Day in the Life of Mrs. Santa Claus

Romantic dinner
November 5, 2018November 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner

Business inspection
October 26, 2018October 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Government Inspection & Introducing Nude Working Days!

Welcome mat
October 12, 2018October 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Importance of Welcome Mats (that don’t maim anyone)

Someone pointing at a graph in a business decision
October 5, 2018October 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)

Christmas cheer
September 28, 2018September 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singles, Shingles, Gout, & Yuletide Prep

Christmas 2019 with a girl watching Santa in the snow
September 21, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas

Santa Claus out in the open with snow
January 1, 2018January 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Polemic: On the Nature of Fame

Santa on Christmas Day
December 25, 2017December 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Official Christmas Day Chaos Report

Christmas hat
December 22, 2017December 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Last Minute Christmas Push Carnage!

Christmas cards
December 18, 2017December 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Swapping Christmas Cards at Santa’s!

The police
December 11, 2017December 11, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Racking Up The Police Warnings

Christmas and Santa Claus
December 4, 2017April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Shaking Up The Xmas Script

Santa Claus Christmas push
November 21, 2017November 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Revving Up For Christmas!

Christmas Mail
November 16, 2017November 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Dealing With Hate Mail

Christmas Donner Kebab
November 7, 2017November 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Christmas Donner Kebab

Santa's official Twitter account
November 6, 2017November 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Introducing Santa’s Official Twitter Account!

Exclusive Santa Claus interview
November 1, 2017November 1, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Candid Santa in His Most Revealing Interview Yet!

Christmas Barbie doll presents
October 25, 2017October 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Great Barbie Doll Christmas Push!

Santa's Factory
October 11, 2017April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Take a Tour of Santa’s Factory

A day in the life of Santa Claus
October 5, 2017September 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Day in the Life of Santa

Christmas present ideas from Santa
September 28, 2017April 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Annual Christmas Shopping List

Father Christmas Exclusive Column
September 19, 2017September 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Gruesome Accident Report Form Details

Santa Exclusive Christmas Column
September 12, 2017September 11, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singing, Serious Injuries, & Pac-Man

Santa's Exclusive Column 2017
September 4, 2017September 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Exclusive Column: Getting Ready For Christmas!

Merry Christmas - Santa
December 25, 2016December 28, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho Ho Ho! It’s Christmas Gout (day, rather)!

Santa's factory accident
December 19, 2016December 19, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Final XMas Push, Thrust, & Limb Loss!

Santa Claus - Plague Outbreak newsletter
December 12, 2016December 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Plague Outbreak & Plastic Food Fuss!

Exclusive Santa Claus Column
November 20, 2016November 20, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Many Explosive Dangers of Christmas

Santa Claus Column
November 7, 2016November 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Newsletter: Santa’s the ONLY Santa in Town!

Santa Clause - Exclusive Newsletter
October 26, 2016October 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Getting Crazy for the Clauses!

Love Actually - To me you are perfect
December 31, 2015December 31, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Love Actually: “To me, you are perfect” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Posts navigation

1 2 →

Join 1,526 other followers

Support the Stupidity

Professional Moron patron icon

Sail the Social Ship

  • Instagram
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • LinkedIn

Cripes… it’s Twitter!

My Tweets

Six Degrees of Instagram

Interesting #noodle take on #thegreatwaveoffkanagawa. With #noodles! #thegreatwave #art 🍝
T’ most #Northern thing I’ve bought in many a year. Eeeee by gum. #tea #oopnorf #beverage #teas #art #lancashire #lancashiretea 🍵
#Manchester and whatever this bit is called. I always forget. #city #cityscape #citylife #architecture #cement
Where there’s a #spire, there’s a... flat tyre? #architecture #city #Manchester #citylife #cityscape
FFS, even the #statues are asking for change now. Ugh! If you’re poor, you should work harder!!!!!!!!! #Manchester
This #waterfeature is broken. Why does it go #boop? Most confusing. #Manchester #city #fountain

Our Most Excellent Posts

Edgar the Bug: Praising Vincent D'Onofrio's Brilliance in MIB
The Best Song Titles That Haven’t Been Used Yet
How to Write a Threatening Letter
Mr. Scruff's Awesome English Breakfast Brew
In Praise of the Opening Music From Mr. Bean
Agony Aunt: "HELP! My boyfriend leaves stubble all over the sink!"
Bird Therapy by Joe Harkness
In Praise of Yellow
10 Fish Which Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone
Resident Evil 4: Super Spooky Gorefest is Still Violent

Looking for Something?

Follow Professional Moron on WordPress.com

Totally Translatable

Copyright & All That

© Professional Moron: 2012-2019. Unauthorised use or duplication of our content without permission is a no. If you use excerpts, provide us with credit. Or else!

Create a website or blog at WordPress.com
Cancel