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Tag: Christmas

A lot of crazy Santa Clauses
December 30, 2022December 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Movie Adapation! 🎞️

A husband and wife arguing about their being too many Christmas decorations
December 27, 2022December 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Hubby refuses to take the Christmas decorations down!”

The Christmas Ho-Ho-Ho-Hitters metal band
December 26, 2022December 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Christmas Ho-Ho-Ho-Hitters: Metal Band With Xmas Music

Santa's Christmas Day Report 2022
December 25, 2022December 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Catastrophic Christmas Day Report 2022

Santa Claus joins social media
December 23, 2022December 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Joins Social Media

Christmas Carol singers with a backdrop of the apocalypse
December 16, 2022December 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Carols and Shotgun Barrels

Hopscotch, Scotch, a polar bear and Santa at Christmas
December 9, 2022December 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Hopscotch and the Drunken Christmas 2022 Brawl

Santa Claus in an important stakeholder meeting
December 2, 2022December 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Stakeholder Meeting Gone Bad

Santa's Birthday cake with a zombie arm in it
November 25, 2022November 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Santa’s Birthday!! 🎂

Beauty and the Belch fairy tale story
November 18, 2022November 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Santa’s Delightful Fairy Tale “Beauty and the Belch”

Mutant Zombie Barbie Doll Christmas Invasion
November 10, 2022November 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mutant Zombie Barbie Doll Invasion!!

Santa is hiring an orca
November 4, 2022November 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Hires an Orca

A crazy looking Santa showing his teeth
October 28, 2022October 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Cantankerous Christmas Confusion

Sober Santa surrounded by many bottles of alcohol
October 21, 2022October 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Sobers Up With Geese

Crazy Santa and plenty of bananas and banana boats
October 14, 2022October 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Banana Boat Conundrum

Return of the Gout
October 7, 2022October 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Return of the Gout (Oh My God)

Santa does steroids and gets ripped
September 30, 2022October 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bodybuilding Santa Does Steroids & Gets Ripped

Santa's Lovely Christmas Jumper
September 23, 2022September 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Lovely Christmas Jumper

Santa Claus looking terrified at a Death Bat
September 16, 2022September 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Burgers, Librarians, and Camazotz the Death Bat

A giant cartoon Santa with his mouth wide open
September 9, 2022September 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: And so Begins the Road to Christmas 2022

A Christmas card with joly messages on it
December 27, 2021December 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day 2021 Report

Santa says Just say Ho!
December 20, 2021December 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Gets a Medical

Daze Before Christmas on the Super Nintendo
December 19, 2021December 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Daze Before Christmas: Retro Christmas Romp With Baubles

Santa's cartoon hat with a red background
December 13, 2021December 25, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Notes on Effective Leadership During Trying Times

A Christmas angel figure smiling
December 7, 2021December 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Crush

Santa Claus running with some presents saying Ho ho ho
November 29, 2021November 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hallucinations and Water Beds

A collection of cartoon space rockets and the cosmos
November 22, 2021November 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Dandelion & Burdock (and space)

Santa Claus eating a chocolate chip cookie
November 16, 2021November 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Mince Pie Eating Competition

Christmas items in red and blue
November 8, 2021November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Does Some Paperwork

A traffic sign saying Christmas on it
November 1, 2021November 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Paranoia About the Millennium Bug

Lots of little Santas across Christmas wrapping
October 25, 2021October 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Great Lice Outbreak of Christmas 2021

A cheerful cartoon Santa hugging a polar bear
October 11, 2021October 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Lurgy Outbreak Threatens Christmas!

A drunk and hangover Santa asking for alcohol
October 5, 2021October 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: “Christmas is DEAD!”, Yells Santa in Statement

A cartoon Christmas pudding
July 16, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Pudding: Ultimate Dessert Packs a Fiery Punch

Mince pies piled on top of each other
June 11, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mince Pies: Christmas Desserts Served in Foil Cases

Toy figurines singing Christmas carols
December 29, 2020December 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

10 Christmas Carols Ruined by Adding “Athlete’s Foot” to the Title

A selection of Christmas presents
December 28, 2020December 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Disaster (and some good bits)

A cartoon snowman in the snow at Christmas
December 14, 2020December 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Statement: Christmas is Not on Track

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