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Tag: dating

Husband buys wife a pet goat for Christmas
December 16, 2025December 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got me a pet goat for Christmas…” 🐐

A man performative reading to try and impress a woman
December 8, 2025December 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Will performative reading bag me the babes?!” 📚

When your boyfriend uses ketchup all over everything
November 24, 2025November 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend covers ALL his food in ketchup!” 🍅

When all a man wants to eat is garlic bread
November 3, 2025November 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Garlic bread diet concerns the wife” 🧄

Date crazy Santa!!!!
October 24, 2025October 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Joining a Dating App for ROMANCE 📱

Women Seeking Men Take 2 of 2025 Lonely Hearts
September 23, 2025September 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Take 2 – Women Seeking Men 👨‍🦲💘

Take two of men seeking women in 2025 - lonely hearts
September 22, 2025September 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Take 2 – Men Seeking Women 👨‍🦲💘

The horror of an unmade bed in a relationship
September 16, 2025September 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend can’t make the bed!” 🛏️

Flurty the Dating App Profile Writer
August 21, 2025August 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Flurty: The Dating App Profile Writer 📱 [Sponsored Post]

Notes on the Great Dating App Con
August 16, 2025August 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Dating App Con 💘🤬💘

Why Playing Games on Hard mode Doesn’t automatically lead to being an alpha male
July 21, 2025July 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I play games on Hard Mode, why aren’t babes lining up!?” 💪

HRU - The Dating App for Lazy Men
July 17, 2025July 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

HRU: The Dating App for Lazy Men 💘 [Sponsored Post]

When your boyfriend gets you a pet wasp
July 15, 2025July 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend got me a pet wasp… WTF?!” 🐝

Are cold showers manly?
July 1, 2025July 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Do cold showers make me MANLY?!” 🚿💪

Do women find nose hair attractive?
June 24, 2025June 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Do women find nose hair attractive?” 🥸

Find the AI of your dreams in a romantic relationship
June 17, 2025June 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’ve replaced my husband with an AI chatbot…” 🤖

Husbands in a pub with pints of ale
June 9, 2025June 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband spends too much time in The Pub!” 🍻

When is it time to destroy your boyfriend's belongings?
May 19, 2025May 19, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend is annoying, should I burn his belongings?” 🔥

Pretentious boyfriend uses one as an impersonal pronoun
February 17, 2025February 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Bf’s impersonal pronoun use of ‘one’ is annoying as hell!” 🤬

Valentine's Day haiku special
February 7, 2025February 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Valentine’s Day Special 💖

Husband wants family to live on Mars
January 13, 2025January 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Our husband wants us to go to Mars!” ☄️

Lonely hearts column men seeking women 2025
January 7, 2025April 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Men Seeking Women 👨‍🦲💝

Lonely hearts column women seeking women 2025
January 6, 2025April 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Women Seeking Men 👴💘

An unhappy woman contemplating the complex dynamics of toothbrush usage in relationships
November 19, 2024November 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend USES MY toothbrush…” 🪥

The horror of ghosting in online dating
November 5, 2024November 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do women GHOST me on dating apps?!” 👻

Aftershave is the saviour of society
October 28, 2024October 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband obsessed with aftershave?!” 🧴

The curse of saying like too much in a relationship
August 12, 2024August 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend, like, says I say ‘like’ too much…”

Trainers are the first sign of relationship problems
August 5, 2024August 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my boyfriend obsessed with trainers?” 👟

Real men wear only t-shirts
July 29, 2024July 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my boyfriend only ever wear t-shirts?!” 👕

The tell tale signs your boyfriend is about to propose
June 11, 2024June 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my boyfriend about to propose?!” 👰🤵💍

The husband obsessed with melting lots of cheese
April 22, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is obsessed with melting cheese!” 🧀

Fed Up Fred's online dating advice column
February 13, 2024February 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fed Up Fred’s Dating Advice Column ❤️

One man and his internet forum
February 5, 2024February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband ALWAYS on internet forums!?”

The Tinder Swindler documentary
January 24, 2024January 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Tinder Swindler: Jaw-Dropping True Crime Romance Documentary 💔

Dave Wants to Date: A Modern Love Story
January 17, 2024January 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #3: Dave Wants to Date ❤️💌

Lonely Hearts Column 2024 Women Seeking Men
January 8, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2024: Women Seeking Men 👩❤️

Geezer Potion for real men seeking dates
January 4, 2024January 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

GEEZER POTION: Irresistible to Dames [Sponsored Post]

Lonely Hearts Column 2024 Men Seeking Women
January 1, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2024: Men Seeking Women ❤️👨

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