Tag: dating
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has grown a third arm and it’s gross!”
Agony Aunt: “Rate this patented Bee My Valentine dating plan!”
FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.
Aliens Seeking Humans: Dating For Universal Conquest & Destruction
Agony Aunt: “Scientific postulations on the basis of all men being bastards”
Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”
FAQs – Marriage: How to Say “I don’t” & How to Wear That Dress
FAQs – Flirting: What is it and why should I get my coat, love?
Lonely Hearts Column 2019: Men Seeking Women
Lonely Hearts 2019: Women Seeking Men
How to Write a Love Letter
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”
FAQs – Sofas: Why are they comfy & what else can they do?
Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”
The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Blind Drunk Date
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating 7 men at once… which one do I pick?!”
Exclusive Invention: The Maramablade (a marmalade blade)
Agony Aunt: “There’s, like, this guy I like! How do I, like, ask him out?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband wants to become my wife!”
How to Chat Up a Woman – Part #2
Agony Aunt: “I can’t remember what my husband looks like!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is, like, really, like, annoying!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find out if my wife is a witch?”
Agony Aunt: “I think my husband is addicted to pawn shops!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me missus wants me to tattoo her name into me forehead!”
