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Tag: dating

How to ask out a CEO
21 hours ago January 31, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out Your CEO on a Date

A man putting his feet on the living room table (the worst of mankind)
2 days ago January 30, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband PUTS HIS FEET UP on the living room table!”

The Who's song So Sad About Us on vinyl
4 days ago January 28, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

So Sad About Us: Influential The Who Song Obscured by History

Lonely Hearts Column 2023 Men Seeking Women
January 3, 2023January 2, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Men Seeking Women

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men
January 2, 2023January 2, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men

The Babe Magnet
November 22, 2022November 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Babe Magnet (for single geezers)

Yarr! The dating app for pirates
November 3, 2022November 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Yarr! The Dating App for Pirates [Sponsored Post]

The Meh situation with Men
October 11, 2022October 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s annoying ‘Meh’ habit…”

When men are scared of mother-in-laws
October 4, 2022October 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is scared of his mother-in-law!”

Kaichu: The Kaiju Dating Sim
October 2, 2022October 2, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Kaichu: The Kaiju Dating Sim Involving Destructive Monsters

Women love boy racers
September 20, 2022September 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do boy racers keep trying to impress me!?”

Substitute by The Who
September 3, 2022September 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Substitute: Celebrating The Who’s Uplifting & Iconic Single

When a husband evolves into a teabag
August 23, 2022August 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My husband drank tea and evolved into a teabag!”

Speed Dating For Ghosts
July 17, 2022July 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Speed Dating For Ghosts: Enter the World of Dead Dating

Do brooding bodyguards save marriages
July 11, 2022July 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why’s my husband hired a bodyguard to protect me?”

Throwmance the romantic practice of throwing things at people
July 5, 2022July 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Throwmanceโ€”my husband’s new take on romance”

Are gross rich old men marriage material?
June 14, 2022June 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should I marry a gross rich old man?”

April 11, 2022April 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband never does nice things to surprise me!”

A furiously arguing couple
March 29, 2022March 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My first date ideas are terrible!”

A packed out sandwich
February 22, 2022February 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband likes sandwiches more than me!”

A married couple linking arms at a wedding
February 1, 2022January 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My hubby hates being called ‘hubby’!”

A moonlit silhouette of a couple with the man proposing
January 20, 2022January 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I need a budget engagement ring for my broad!”

A love heart in a digital vortex
January 11, 2022March 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2022: Women Seeking Men

A love heart on a keyboard enter key
January 10, 2022January 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2022: Men Seeking Women

A garlic clove
December 30, 2021December 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband stinks of garlic!”

An assortment of well aligned apartments
December 24, 2021December 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife keeps throwing my belongings out the window!”

A woman with purple hair doing chat up lines on a phone
September 20, 2021September 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are the best chat up lines to use on men?”

A woman posing and doing duck lips
September 13, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I STOP doing duck lips photo poses!?”

An upset girlfriend sitting on some autumn leaves
September 7, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my girlfriend always upset but says she’s not?”

Pinocchio with his giant nose
August 24, 2021August 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is my nose hair problem life threatening?”

A woman on a date holding a coffee
August 17, 2021August 18, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I need help with my post-lockdown dating life!”

Demented Doreen's Disastrous Dating Department
August 5, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Demented Doreen’s Disastrous Dating Department [Sponsored Post]

Alien spaceships shooting at a city
July 27, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #8: Intergalactic Aliens on the Pull

A white doily on a table
July 23, 2021July 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My doily mad wife is destroying our marriage!”

A psychic woman with a third eye, her hands covering her other two
May 18, 2021May 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband thinks he’s psychic!”

A man wearing a pink shirt
April 29, 2021April 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband wear pink shirts!?”

A couple walking on a cobbled street holding hands
April 16, 2021April 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps doing farmer’s blow in public!”

A man looking at his watch realising it's time to take his top off
April 9, 2021April 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband always walks around with his top off!”

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