
Tag: dating


FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.

Aliens Seeking Humans: Dating For Universal Conquest & Destruction

Agony Aunt: “Scientific postulations on the basis of all men being bastards”

Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”

FAQs – Marriage: How to Say “I don’t” & How to Wear That Dress

FAQs – Flirting: What is it and why should I get my coat, love?

Lonely Hearts Column 2019: Men Seeking Women

Lonely Hearts 2019: Women Seeking Men

How to Write a Love Letter

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”

FAQs – Sofas: Why are they comfy & what else can they do?

Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”

The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Blind Drunk Date

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating 7 men at once… which one do I pick?!”

Exclusive Invention: The Maramablade (a marmalade blade)

Agony Aunt: “There’s, like, this guy I like! How do I, like, ask him out?!”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband wants to become my wife!”

How to Chat Up a Woman – Part #2

Agony Aunt: “I can’t remember what my husband looks like!”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is, like, really, like, annoying!”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find out if my wife is a witch?”

Agony Aunt: “I think my husband is addicted to pawn shops!”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me missus wants me to tattoo her name into me forehead!”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I divorce my girlfriend?!”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! What’s a sugar daddy and do I need one?”

15 Romantic Comedies Ruined By Adding “Sneeze” Into The Title!
