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Tag: EMployment

Blowing your nose at work
2 weeks ago March 17, 2023March 17, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Blowing Your Nose at Work: The Laws on Bogeys & Honkers

Medieval Brutality at work laws and guidance
January 17, 2023January 21, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Medieval Brutality at Work: The Chopping Block at the Workplace

Tall people at work guide
January 6, 2023January 6, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Tall People at Work: Laws on HEIGHT in Working Environments

Handling Satan at Work
December 19, 2022December 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Satan at Work: How to Manage the Devil in Working Environments

Speedos ruin the workplace
December 12, 2022December 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Speedos at Work: Laws Regarding Speedos in the Workplace

A man walking in town while at work, with it being illegal to whistle
November 29, 2022November 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Whistling at Work: Laws Regarding High-Pitched Sounds

Crustless sandwiches aren't evil
July 4, 2022July 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Crustless Sandwiches at Work: Laws For No Crusts With Bread

Great white sharks at work
June 27, 2022June 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Great White Sharks at Work: Laws Regarding Toothy Monstrosities

BBQ employment laws for work
June 21, 2022June 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

BBQs at Work: The Laws on Barbecues in the Office

Keep the Aspidistra Flying by George Orwell
June 18, 2022June 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Keep the Aspidistra Flying by George Orwell

Ping-pong at work employment laws
June 6, 2022June 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ping-Pong Tables at Work: Why Your Business MUST Have One

MoroniCast podcast logo
May 28, 2022June 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #12: Ramblings on Remote Working

A poltergeist grinning and screaming like crazy
April 19, 2022April 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Poltergeists at Work: The Law Regarding Supernatural Beings

Ho Ho Ho written in the snow
October 18, 2021October 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Starts at the Psychiatrists

An empty business meeting room
September 27, 2021September 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Ensure Hard Work at Work For a Hardworking Workforce

A combine harvester in a field
August 23, 2021August 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Combine Harvesters in the Office: Laws on Machines at Work

One hand typing on a keyboard whilst the other hand drums on the desk
July 5, 2021August 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Drumming Fingers on a Desk: Work Laws on Noise Nuisance

A team of employees at work discussing body odour
June 28, 2021June 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Body Odour at Work: Controlling Stink in the Workplace

A man pointing at a spreadsheet on his device wearing bright socks with shoes
May 31, 2021May 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Stubbing Toes at Work: Can Your Employees Sue?

A cartoon depiction of Listerine mouthwash
April 27, 2021April 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mouthwash at Work: The Law on Letting Your Employees Gargle

A baker standing near to a fresh mound of dough
April 12, 2021April 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Baking Bread at Work: Your Rules on Workplace Cookery

A business working at a table with people writing and drinks nearby
March 29, 2021March 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Drinking at Work: Is Alcohol Welcome in the Workplace?

A male employee standing and staring at a whiteboard of information—he has no dandruff
March 22, 2021March 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Dandruff at Work: Managing Your Employees’ Scalp Issues

An assortment of spinach
March 8, 2021March 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Spinach in the Workplace: How to Manage the Leafy Green

An office setting with laptops, paper, pens, and employees discussing work
March 1, 2021March 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Yodelling at Work: How to Manage Employee Falsettos

A dog in an office with some glasses on next to an Apple Mac
February 22, 2021February 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Office Pets: Introducing Animals to the Workplace

Two businessmen shaking hands to the backdrop of money.
January 21, 2021January 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Nail Picking at Work: Your Business’ Policy

A retro cartoon horror scream
January 5, 2021January 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Screaming at Work: Managing Your Employees’ Vocal Exclamations

A cartoon snowman in the snow at Christmas
December 14, 2020December 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Statement: Christmas is Not on Track

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer smiling at Christmas
October 26, 2020October 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas & Coronavirus

A red employee amongst the blue, to indicate the best job candidate
July 14, 2020July 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Apply to Become the Professional Moron Apprentice!

A LEGO employee looking unhappy in the workplace
March 16, 2020March 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to Enforce Happiness in the Workplace

Business mission statement
January 9, 2020August 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

20 FREE Mission Statements For Businesses

Santa Claus picking up a Christmas item
December 23, 2019December 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Maladies & Mobilty Scooters

Disciplinary hearing
December 4, 2019December 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boss has called me to a disciplinary meeting!”

Pollution coming out of a chimney during a sunset
November 11, 2019November 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Silent Night, Holy Coup D’état (and pollution)

An elf
September 16, 2019September 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: Hiring James the Janitor & “Some” Elves

A janitor mopping the floor
September 10, 2019September 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Janitor for Santa Claus (North Pole)

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