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Tag: Food

Lucozade the energy drink
December 3, 2021November 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lucozade: The Sporty Fizzy Drink is a British Legend

Golden Wonder Cheese and Onion crisps
November 26, 2021November 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cheese & Onion Crisps: Tribute to This Oddball Potato Chip Combo

A collection of cartoon space rockets and the cosmos
November 22, 2021November 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Dandelion & Burdock (and space)

A can of Camden Town Brewery's Marmite Ale
November 20, 2021November 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Marmite Ale: Lowdown on the Yeast-Based Beer Extravaganza

A collection of digestive biscuits
November 19, 2021March 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Digestive Biscuits: Iconic British Snack Perfect For Tea

Santa Claus eating a chocolate chip cookie
November 16, 2021November 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Mince Pie Eating Competition

An assortment of Jaffa Cakes
November 12, 2021November 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Jaffa Cakes: Legendary Biscuit-Sized Cakes Own ALL!

An assortment of fish fingers
November 5, 2021October 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Fish Fingers: Iconic Battered Whitefish-Based Stick is Tasty

Frank's Fried Chicken & Furniture Shop & Cafe
November 4, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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October 21, 2021October 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Bedfordshire Clanger: Gargantuan Pastry Dish Includes Apples

Gastro Obscura book
October 16, 2021October 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Gastro Obscura: Food Curiosities From Around the World

A doner kebab from Doner Haus in Manchester.
October 15, 2021October 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Doner Kebabs: England’s Favourite Drunken Late Night Dinner

Two glasses of red wine near to a fireplace
October 12, 2021October 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Recipe: Deep-Fried Red Wine (For the Oenophile in All of Us)

Deep-Fried Mars Bar
October 7, 2021October 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Deep-Fried Mars Bars: Scottish Chocolate Treat of Bad Health

The Cookie Monster holding cookies
October 1, 2021October 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Cookie Monster: Tribute to This Most Depraved Blue Being

September 30, 2021October 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Wigan Kebab: Pie Barm With Stodge and Northerness

Carrs Pasties with a pasty barm
September 23, 2021September 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Pasty Barm: Stodge Happy Bolton Delicacy is Food

A tuna sandwich
September 21, 2021November 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Tuna in the Workplace: Laws on Business, Fish, and Smells

Bread sauce
September 17, 2021September 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Bread Sauce: Do You Want Some MORE Bread With That, Mate?

A toy soldier holding a bazooka
September 14, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Bazooka Cake (tasty & explosive)

The Forme of Cury book
September 10, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Forme of Cury: England’s First (and most glorious) Cookbook

Buy our pies
September 9, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Portly Paul’s Pathetic Pie Shop [Sponsored Post]

Arctic Roll ice cream dessert
September 3, 2021September 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Arctic Roll: Freezing Dessert Threatens You With Hypothermia

Egor's Equity Release Emporium (and chippy)
August 26, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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Scrambled eggs with chives on top
August 20, 2021August 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Scrambled Eggs: Breakfast or Lunch Special Anyone Can Cook

Strange Simon's Sadistic Supermarket
August 19, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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A jar of Branston Pickle
August 12, 2021August 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Branston Pickle: The Shiver Me Timbers of a Chutney

A giant metal safe blocking a room
August 9, 2021August 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Hiccup Room: The Belated Sequel to Panic Room (2002)

Jelly Boy on the Super Nintendo
August 8, 2021August 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Jelly Boy: Jelly-Based 2D Platformer With Malleability

Chicken nuggets with a small ramekin of BBQ sauce
August 6, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

BBQ Sauce: Making US Barbecues Ultra-Saucy (Since Forever)

Heinz Salad Cream
July 30, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Salad Cream: The Underdog Condiment That’s Good With Veg

A BLT bacon butty with white bread
July 20, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Bacon Butty: Roll With a Whole Lotta Saturated Fat

A cartoon Christmas pudding
July 16, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Pudding: Ultimate Dessert Packs a Fiery Punch

MoroniCast podcast logo
July 10, 2021November 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #2: Food Ranting & Observations

A pot of jellied eels
July 9, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Jellied Eels: Will Put Hair On Your Eyebrows

A bottle of Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce
July 2, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Worcestershire Sauce: Everyone’s Favourite Unpronounceable Fermented Liquid

HP Sauce next to Big Ben in London
June 25, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Brown Sauce: How HP Sauce Conquered Blighty

Barmy Bill's Bonkers Botox Removal
June 24, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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