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Tag: Food

2 weeks ago June 4, 2019June 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Gyōza: Saying “Hell Yeah!” To This Eastern Delicacy

Soy Sauce
2 weeks ago June 3, 2019June 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Inaugural World Soy Sauce Drinking Championship Ends in Chaos

Honey being spooned out of a cup
May 16, 2019May 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Time is Honey: The World’s Most Confusing Honey-Based Saying

Butter
May 2, 2019May 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Age is butter number

Scones
April 25, 2019April 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Game of Scones

An egg and mayonnaise bun
April 23, 2019April 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

News: Mayonnaise to be Renamed Mayonaise in Horror Move

A cake with strawberries
April 19, 2019April 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Car (better than a normal car)

Chips
April 17, 2019April 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Crisps (Potato Chips): How Are They Made?

Instant noodles
April 9, 2019April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Instant Noodles: How Are They Made?

An apple
April 8, 2019April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it

Cement
March 25, 2019March 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cement Bread

An assortment of potatoes
March 18, 2019March 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

15 Classic Novels Ruined By Adding “Potatoes” Into The Title

Potatoes
March 14, 2019March 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Potato Bed (better than a water bed)

Vinegar
March 8, 2019March 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)

Tape measure
March 7, 2019March 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)

Two pieces of toast
March 5, 2019April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more

Pumpkin pie
March 4, 2019March 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Pie Hard (pie-based action romp)

Teapot with some tea stewing and a cup
February 18, 2019February 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Teapots: Rejoice Over These Great Things Immediately

Chess pieces
February 7, 2019February 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games

Chopsticks with a traditional Japanese drawing
January 28, 2019January 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?

Chopsticks
January 18, 2019January 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks: Make Your Eating Elegant in 2019

Kitchen and a sink with bottles
January 7, 2019January 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Shrink Sink (a psychiatrist smart sink)

Women in a tea field
December 31, 2018December 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)

Party drinks
December 27, 2018December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”

Tins
December 21, 2018December 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Tin Opener

Mrs. Santa Claus
December 7, 2018December 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: A Day in the Life of Mrs. Santa Claus

Chainsaw cutting a baguette
December 4, 2018December 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Cookie Cutter Chainsaw (for cookie cutting excellence)

Question
November 29, 2018November 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!

Coffee
November 27, 2018November 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Coffee: Is It Dangerous, Can I Drink It, And Why?

Petrol
November 9, 2018November 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fad: The Petrol Diet (lose weight & become flammable)

Romantic dinner
November 5, 2018November 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner

A leaking tap in a sink
November 2, 2018November 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kitchen Stink (like a sink, but it smells bad)

Artichoke
November 1, 2018October 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic

Pomegranate
October 25, 2018October 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Pomegranates: In Praise of These Difficult to Eat Things

Noodles
October 23, 2018October 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Noodles – It’s spaghetti really, isn’t it? Or not?

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