Tag: Food
Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses
FAQs: What is Soup, is it a Drink, or a Foodstuff?
15 Films Improved By Adding “Scurvy” Into The Title
FAQs: What is Houmous, Why Is It Mushy, & What Do I Do With It?
Short Story: Posthoumous – A Dystopian Houmous Affair
Exclusive Invention: The Maramablade (a marmalade blade)
FAQs: What Is Water & Do We Really Need To Drink It?
Exclusive Invention: The Carpet Pan (all-in-one cooking carpet!)
Exclusive Invention: The Peaboard (better than a keyboard)
Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Dribble Cake (miles better than drizzle)
Breaking News: Man Drives Ice Cream Van Off Cliff In Lancashire To “Prove A Point”
15 Films Improved By Adding “Mouthwash” Into The Title
Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Ice Cream
Exclusive Invention: The Flying Pan (better than the frying pan)
Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Hob
FAQs: What are lollipops and why do they have to exist?
Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)
Great Sayings Revisited: First come, first severed
FAQs: Bread – What Is The Stuff & What Does It Do?
Exclusive Recipe: Banana and Coca-Cola Soup!
Environmental Films: Doing Their Bit For The Planet?
Exclusive Invention: The Mushbroom (a mushroom sweep)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! What’s a sugar daddy and do I need one?”
Exclusive Recipe: The Balaclava Baklava (fashion & food in one!)
Exclusive Invention: The Sink Shower (for personal hygiene and doing the dishes!)
Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup
Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)
Great Sayings Revisited: Service with a missile
Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)
Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream!
Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)
Exclusive Invention: Porbridge (a bridge made out of porridge?)
Assam Tea with Vanilla: The Greatest Tea Tragedy of Our Time!
