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Tag: Food

The history of houmous
3 days ago June 24, 2022June 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Hummus (or houmous, if you prefer that)

BBQ employment laws for work
6 days ago June 21, 2022June 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

BBQs at Work: The Laws on Barbecues in the Office

The history of cheese
1 week ago June 17, 2022June 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Cheese 🧀

The history of sushi
June 10, 2022June 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Sushi 🍣

Frank's Flower Shop
June 9, 2022May 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Frank’s Flower Shop (with Wigan Kebabs) [Sponsored Post]

The History of Burgers
June 3, 2022June 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Greasy History of Burgers (and some other patty facts)

The history of quiche
May 27, 2022May 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Quiche is the French Tart With Pastry & Cheesy Goodness

A batch of flapjacks (oat bars)
May 19, 2022May 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Flapjacks: Baked Cereal Bar is Rectangular and Golden

Flake Chocolate bar
May 13, 2022May 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Flake Chocolate Bar: The Folded Milk Chocolate Oppulence Thing

A woman struggling to open a difficult jar... she needs a man!
May 2, 2022April 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Women keep asking me to open pickle jars!”

Pink wafer biscuits
April 22, 2022April 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Pink Wafer Biscuits are the Lightweight Flamboyant Biccies

Laura's Lopsided Lemonade Stand
April 21, 2022April 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Laura’s Lopsided Lemonade Stand [Sponsored Post]

Welsh seaweed Laverbread with toast on a plate
April 14, 2022April 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Laverbread: Historic Welsh Seaweed Bread is Gwych!

Jammie Dodgers biscuits pack
April 8, 2022April 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Jammie Dodgers are Tasty Biscuits With a Jam Filling

Sandra’s Substandard Beauty Salon & Burgers
April 7, 2022April 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Sandra’s Substandard Beauty Salon & Burgers💇🍔 [Sponsored Post]

Cullen Skink soup by Baxters
April 1, 2022April 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Cullen Skink: Scotland’s Best EVER Soup Dish is Och!

A box of Maltesers
March 25, 2022March 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Maltesers: Ultra-Light Circular Chocolate is a Yes

Liquorice Allsorts packet
March 18, 2022March 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Liquorice Allsorts: Super Sweets That Define Childhoods

Sandy the Sandwich naming algorithm
March 14, 2022March 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sandy the Sandwich Naming Algorithm

Garibaldi Biscuits
March 11, 2022March 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Garibaldi Biscuits: This Flies’ Graveyard is a Tasty Snack

Jam arranged in colourful jars
March 8, 2022March 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How much is TOO much jam?”

The Marmite Cookbook by Paul Hartley
March 5, 2022March 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Marmite Cookbook by Paul Hartley

McVitie's Hobnob biscuits
March 4, 2022February 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Hobnob Biscuit: Iconic Jumbo Oats Biscuit For Tough People

Angel Delight dessert
February 25, 2022February 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Angel Delight: Powdered Dessert For Working Class Scumbags

Buy Cement Now!
February 24, 2022February 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Buy Cement! Now! NOW!! NOW!!! [Sponsored Post]

A packed out sandwich
February 22, 2022February 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband likes sandwiches more than me!”

Some random restaurants next to neon lights
February 21, 2022February 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Random Restaurants: Food Things to Consider (rate my plate!)

Employees celebrating in an office by not pushing each other
February 14, 2022February 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Jostling at Work: Laws on Pushing & Elbowing in the Workplace

A Bourbon biscuit
February 11, 2022February 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Bourbon Biscuits: The Tea Dunking Biscuit Powerhouse

A bag of Bassetts Jelly Babies
February 4, 2022February 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Jelly Babies: Squishy Sweets That Resemble Obese Sprogs

Banoffee pie
January 28, 2022January 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Banoffee Pie: Banana Happy Dessert Oozes Portmanteau

Psycho Ken's Cooking Oil Recovery Team
January 27, 2022January 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Psycho Ken’s Cooking Oil Recovery Team [Sponsored Post]

Two very cute examples of latte art
January 25, 2022January 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Latte Art: Coffee, Microfoam, and Mini Masterpieces

A man rioting with a bottle that's on fire
January 24, 2022January 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Rioting at Work: Rules and Laws on Workplace Anarchy

Hula Hoops crisps
January 21, 2022January 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Hula Hoops: Hollowed Cylinders Make for Fun Crisps

Three Eton Mess desserts
January 14, 2022January 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Eton Mess: Upper Class Dessert With Strawberries

Pease pudding in a bowl
January 7, 2022December 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Pease Pudding: Boiled Legumes Dish Resembling Sludge

Stargazy pie with fish poking out of the pie crust
December 31, 2021December 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Stargazy Pie: Quirky Fish Dish is a Cornish Delight

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