Tag: Food
Exclusive Invention: The Cake Car (better than a normal car)
Crisps (Potato Chips): How Are They Made?
Instant Noodles: How Are They Made?
Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it
Exclusive Recipe: Cement Bread
15 Classic Novels Ruined By Adding “Potatoes” Into The Title
Exclusive Invention: The Potato Bed (better than a water bed)
Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)
Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)
FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more
Great Films That Never Were: Pie Hard (pie-based action romp)
Teapots: Rejoice Over These Great Things Immediately
Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games
Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?
Chopsticks: Make Your Eating Elegant in 2019
Exclusive Invention: The Shrink Sink (a psychiatrist smart sink)
Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”
Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Tin Opener
Exclusive Santa Column: A Day in the Life of Mrs. Santa Claus
Invention: Cookie Cutter Chainsaw (for cookie cutting excellence)
Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!
FAQs – Coffee: Is It Dangerous, Can I Drink It, And Why?
Exclusive Fad: The Petrol Diet (lose weight & become flammable)
Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner
Exclusive Invention: Kitchen Stink (like a sink, but it smells bad)
Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic
Pomegranates: In Praise of These Difficult to Eat Things
FAQs: Noodles – It’s spaghetti really, isn’t it? Or not?
The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave
The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy
FAQs: Spinach – why is it green and does it really itch?
Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder
