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Tag: Food

When a man brushes his teeth then drinks orange juice
July 20, 2026July 20, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband brushes his teeth then drinks orange juice” šŸŠ

Professional Dehydration Services Ltd.
June 4, 2026June 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Dehydration Services Ltd. 😰 [Sponsored Post]

Slow Food CafƩ Guaranteed Tardy Service
April 30, 2026April 30, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Linger: The Slow Food CafĆ© šŸ«• [Sponsored Post]

Wasteland Bites the horror food truck game
April 5, 2026April 5, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Wasteland Bites: Run a Dreadfully Rank Monster Food Truck šŸš›

The UK's Pistachio Food OBSESSION
April 3, 2026April 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The UK’s Pistachio Food OBSESSION 🟩🟢🟩

Employment Slaw guide to coleslaw
March 12, 2026March 12, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Employment Slaw Services Enterprises Ltd. šŸ½ļø [Sponsored Post]

Aldi's Valentine's Day Garlic Bread in a love heart shape
February 14, 2026February 14, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The UK’s Weird Valentine’s Day Food Bender šŸ’

Astrophysics for People in a Curry
February 13, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Astrophysics for People in a Curry: Great Books That Never Were šŸ›

Bread Bin to Let
January 26, 2026January 26, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Bread Bin to Let: Prime Kitchen Top Location (Ā£1,600 p/m) šŸž

Husbands STINKS the house out with KIPPERS!
January 6, 2026January 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband STINKS the house out with KIPPERS!” 🐟

Christmas Carols Ruined by Ultra-Processed Foods (UPFs)
December 9, 2025December 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Carols Ruined by Ultra-Processed Foods (UPFs) āš ļøšŸ§‘ā€šŸŽ„šŸšØ

Consume Me the indie game
November 30, 2025November 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Consume Me: Unique Eating Disorder Management Satire šŸ°

When your boyfriend uses ketchup all over everything
November 24, 2025November 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend covers ALL his food in ketchup!” šŸ…

Chopin's Shoppin' Centre
November 6, 2025November 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Chopin’s Shoppin’ Centre! šŸŖ [Sponsored Post]

When all a man wants to eat is garlic bread
November 3, 2025November 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Garlic bread diet concerns the wife” šŸ§„

Eyjafjallajƶkulls: Volcano Baked Pizzas
October 16, 2025October 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Eyjafjallajƶkulls: Volcano Baked Pizzas šŸŒ‹ [Sponsored Post]

Santa's Tinned Tuna for Christmas
October 3, 2025October 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Tinned Tuna for Christmas 🐟

Menu Writing Assistance Enterprises Ltd.
October 2, 2025October 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Menu Writing Assistance Enterprises Ltd. šŸ“ƒ [Sponsored Post]

The Menu film with Ralph Fiennes
October 1, 2025September 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Menu: Fun Dark Comedy With an Epic Ralph Fiennes šŸ‘©ā€šŸ³šŸŖ“šŸ§‘ā€šŸ³

The horror of eating nothing but tinned soup
September 30, 2025September 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is eating nothing but tinned soup bad?!?” 🄫

Tinned soup for every meal
September 29, 2025September 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I feed my family nothing but tinned soups!” 🄫

REFRESHING Margarine Juice (Now With Extra Butter)
September 25, 2025September 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

REFRESHING Margarine Juice (Now With Melted Butter) 🧈 [Sponsored Post]

Doner Kebab Quixote the book about kebabs and lad culture
September 9, 2025September 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Doner Kebab Quixote: Great Books That Never Were šŸ„™

Boyfriend eats dog food
August 18, 2025August 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend keeps eating dog food…” 🐶

The Sandwich Protection Special Forces
August 15, 2025August 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Sandwich Protection Special Forces 🄪 [Sponsored Post]

Tesco's Birthday Cake Sandwich
August 9, 2025August 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

All Hail Tesco’s Birthday Cake Sandwich! šŸ„ŖšŸ°

The Last of Couscous horror TV show
August 4, 2025August 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Last of Couscous: Great Shows That Never Were 🄣

Tenners the £10 tennis game for sport
July 31, 2025July 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Tenners: The Sport With Ten Pound Notes šŸŽ¾šŸ’ø [Sponsored Post]

Curry the horror novel
July 14, 2025July 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Curry: Great Horror Books That Never Were šŸ›

The Fried Egg Cafe
June 26, 2025June 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Fried Egg CafĆ© (Only Serving Fried Eggs) šŸ³ [Sponsored Post]

Spaghetti bolognese at work
June 10, 2025June 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Spaghetti Bolognese in the Workplace Employment Law Guide šŸ

The story of Boullion Chartier the Parisian restaurant
May 10, 2025May 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrating Paris’ Iconic Chartier EstablishmentsšŸ„–šŸ‡«šŸ‡·

The Great Michigan Pizza Funeral of 1973
April 25, 2025April 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on the Great Michigan Pizza Funeral of 1973 šŸ•

A man slurping his soup and annoying his wife
April 11, 2025April 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband SLURPS his soup… HELP!!!” šŸ²

15 Certificate Tips for a nice cup of tea
March 24, 2025March 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

15 Certificate Tips: Nice Cup of Tea With Minor Horror & Violence

Susan the Cat Food Appeal
February 20, 2025February 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Give Susan the Cat Food (or else) šŸˆā€ā¬› [Sponsored Post]

Cheap coffee is capitalism's greatest friend
February 11, 2025February 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Cheap Coffee at Work: Laws Regarding Granule-Based Beverages ā˜•

A Brief History of Thyme science book
February 4, 2025February 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Thyme: Great Books That Never Were 🌿

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