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Tag: Food

Aliens looking for potato chips
1 week ago January 20, 2023January 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #19: Aliens Want Crisps (Potato Chips)

Poorly boiled rice destroys marriages
2 weeks ago January 16, 2023January 16, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s lifelong battle failing to boil rice”

The horrors of baked beans addiction
January 13, 2023January 10, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Am I addicted to baked beans?!”

Ernie's Earwax Washing Up Liquid
January 5, 2023January 2, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Ernie’s Earwax Washing Up Liquid! [Sponsored Post]

A fried egg Wanted poster - Dead or Alive
December 15, 2022December 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Fried Egg WANTED Dead or Alive – £10,000 Reward [Sponsored Post]

Santa's Birthday cake with a zombie arm in it
November 25, 2022November 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Santa’s Birthday!! 🎂

Carrots: A public service announcement
November 24, 2022November 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Carrots: A Public Service Announcement [Sponsored Post]

Potato-based Game Boy games
November 20, 2022November 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Potato-Based Game Boy Games

Tony's Totally Totalitarian Toasters
November 17, 2022November 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Tony’s Totally Totalitarian Toasters [Sponsored Post]

Dr. Patrick's Potato Psychology Service Ltd.
October 13, 2022October 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Dr. Patrick’s Potato Psychology Service Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Sugar Flakes breakfast cereal with Henry the Hippo
September 29, 2022September 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

SUGAR FLAKES Breakfast Cereal [Sponsored Post]

Garlic breath will destroy your profits
September 6, 2022August 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Garlic in the Workplace: Laws on Foul-Smelling Breath & Cloves

Lemon history with many lemons
August 26, 2022August 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Lemons 🍋

The Cheese-Based History of Cheesecake
August 19, 2022August 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Cheesecake 🧀🍰

Orange Juice With Bits includes a picture of Satan and Hell
August 15, 2022August 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Berserk Orange Juice: The Heavy Metal Band Keen on Vitamin C

The History of Miso Soup
August 5, 2022July 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Miso Soup

The history of la baguette
July 29, 2022July 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of la Baguette 🥖

Nuclear Teapot the indie game
July 17, 2022July 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Nuclear Teapot: Brew Up Some Carnage in Tea-Fest

The History of Popcorn
July 15, 2022July 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Popcorn 🍿

Julie & Julia the 2009 film about Julia Child
July 13, 2022November 2, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Julie & Julia: Streep and Adams in Food-Based Comedy Drama

Crustless sandwiches aren't evil
July 4, 2022July 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Crustless Sandwiches at Work: Laws For No Crusts With Bread

The History of Pizza
July 1, 2022July 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Pizza 🍕

The history of houmous
June 24, 2022June 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Hummus (or houmous, if you prefer that)

BBQ employment laws for work
June 21, 2022June 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

BBQs at Work: The Laws on Barbecues in the Office

The history of cheese
June 17, 2022June 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Cheese 🧀

The history of sushi
June 10, 2022June 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Sushi 🍣

Frank's Flower Shop
June 9, 2022May 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Frank’s Flower Shop (with Wigan Kebabs) [Sponsored Post]

The History of Burgers
June 3, 2022June 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Greasy History of Burgers (and some other patty facts)

The history of quiche
May 27, 2022May 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Quiche is the French Tart With Pastry & Cheesy Goodness

A batch of flapjacks (oat bars)
May 19, 2022May 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Flapjacks: Baked Cereal Bar is Rectangular and Golden

Flake Chocolate bar
May 13, 2022May 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Flake Chocolate Bar: The Folded Milk Chocolate Oppulence Thing

A woman struggling to open a difficult jar... she needs a man!
May 2, 2022April 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Women keep asking me to open pickle jars!”

Pink wafer biscuits
April 22, 2022April 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Pink Wafer Biscuits are the Lightweight Flamboyant Biccies

Laura's Lopsided Lemonade Stand
April 21, 2022April 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Laura’s Lopsided Lemonade Stand [Sponsored Post]

Welsh seaweed Laverbread with toast on a plate
April 14, 2022April 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Laverbread: Historic Welsh Seaweed Bread is Gwych!

Jammie Dodgers biscuits pack
April 8, 2022April 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Jammie Dodgers are Tasty Biscuits With a Jam Filling

Sandra’s Substandard Beauty Salon & Burgers
April 7, 2022April 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Sandra’s Substandard Beauty Salon & Burgers💇🍔 [Sponsored Post]

Cullen Skink soup by Baxters
April 1, 2022April 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Cullen Skink: Scotland’s Best EVER Soup Dish is Och!

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