Tag: Food
Invention: Cookie Cutter Chainsaw (for cookie cutting excellence)
Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!
FAQs – Coffee: Is It Dangerous, Can I Drink It, And Why?
Exclusive Fad: The Petrol Diet (lose weight & become flammable)
Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner
Exclusive Invention: Kitchen Stink (like a sink, but it smells bad)
Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic
Pomegranates: In Praise of These Difficult to Eat Things
FAQs: Noodles – It’s spaghetti really, isn’t it? Or not?
The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave
The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy
FAQs: Spinach – why is it green and does it really itch?
Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder
How to Host a Dinner Party
FAQs: What is the banana, why is it yellow, and is it dangerous?
Chewing Gum: In Contempt of This Abomination!
Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)
FAQs: Is ketchup safe for human consumption? (& etc.)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Blind Drunk Date
A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich
TV Shows That Never Were: Buffy The Hamper Slayer
Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses
FAQs: What is Soup, is it a Drink, or a Foodstuff?
15 Films Improved By Adding “Scurvy” Into The Title
FAQs: What is Houmous, Why Is It Mushy, & What Do I Do With It?
Short Story: Posthoumous – A Dystopian Houmous Affair
Exclusive Invention: The Maramablade (a marmalade blade)
FAQs: What Is Water & Do We Really Need To Drink It?
Exclusive Invention: The Carpet Pan (all-in-one cooking carpet!)
Exclusive Invention: The Peaboard (better than a keyboard)
Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Dribble Cake (miles better than drizzle)
Breaking News: Man Drives Ice Cream Van Off Cliff In Lancashire To “Prove A Point”
15 Films Improved By Adding “Mouthwash” Into The Title
