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Frasier and the show's cast
12 hours ago May 23, 2019May 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Frasier: The Ultra-Wonderful Intellectual Sitcom

Moronic yellow
May 6, 2019May 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

P-P-P-Patreon: Professional Moron’s Tyrannical Plans

May 4, 2019May 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Truckers by Terry Pratchett

Poetry book and haikus
May 3, 2019May 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Professional Moron Does Japanese Poetry

John Bercow - Order t-shirt
April 12, 2019April 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Order! The Very Best of John Bercow Shouting

Dennis Pennis
March 26, 2019March 26, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Dennis Pennis: The Celebrity Interviewer Ready With Insults

A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
March 16, 2019March 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole

Never stop laughing
March 15, 2019March 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Canned Laughter: The Origins of Automated “Aahahaha!” Oddness

Kimi Raikkonen
January 10, 2019January 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Kimi Raikkonen: In Praise of the Weirdly Charismatic F1 Driver

Ill
November 25, 2018November 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron is Ill

Nyango Star
October 28, 2018October 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Nyango Star: The World’s Best Cat Mascot Drummer

Christmas 2019 with a girl watching Santa in the snow
September 21, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas

The Moon
July 15, 2018July 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The First Reporter on the Moon

May 28, 2018June 13, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Nail a Job Interview

Buster Keaton
May 9, 2018January 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Buster Keaton: Tribute to a King of Silent Comedy

Phoebe Buffay
April 17, 2018April 16, 2018Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Phoebe From Friends

Digitiser 2000 the show
April 2, 2018January 15, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Digitiser: At One With Teletext’s Anarchic, Classic Video Game Mag

The Curse of Monkey Island
March 25, 2018January 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Curse of Monkey Island: Classic Finally Hits GOG & Steam

Blackadder II
March 6, 2018January 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Blackadder II: Machiavellian British Comedy That’s Still Genius

Mary and Max
February 21, 2018April 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Mary and Max: Witty Claymation Championing Good Mental Health

Joey Tribbiani
February 16, 2018January 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Joey from Friends

Porridge
January 18, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

15 Video Games Ruined By Adding “Porridge” To The Title

The Timewaster Letters
December 30, 2017January 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Timewaster Letters by Robin Cooper

Legal terms improved by using poo in the title
July 24, 2017July 22, 2017Mr. Wapojif

20 Legal Terms Improved By Adding “Poo” Into Them

Posthoumous!
February 17, 2017December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Posthoumous: A Dystopian Story About Houmous Gone Wrong!

Snorlax Bandai
August 22, 2016January 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Giant Snorlax Cushion: It’s Only £400 & Clogs Up Your House

Hail, Caesar!
March 16, 2016March 16, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Hail, Caesar! Would that it were so simple

Convict parole
February 9, 2016February 9, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter #3: The Calamities!

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January 19, 2016January 19, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter: New Staff & Effluence

Organic pumpkin seeds
January 18, 2016January 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pumpkin Seed Cake!

Budget Cola and Anchovy pie!
January 13, 2016January 13, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Budget Cola and Anchovy Pie!

The Terminator
January 21, 2015January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best Of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Funny Movie Faces!

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