Yellow circle

Professional Moron

Daily Doses of Satire & Culture

Menu Skip to content
  • Silliness
    • Insane Inventions
    • Sponsored Posts
    • Alien Abduction Diaries
    • Great Sayings Revisited
    • Hamsters
    • Haiku Friday
  • Features
    • Business Advice
    • Exclusive Santa Newsletter!
    • Agony Aunt
    • Ask Dr. Moron
    • Formula 1
    • MoroniCast Podcast
  • Food
    • Genius New Recipes
    • World Food History
    • British Food History
    • Food Disasters
  • Films, TV, Music
    • Film Reviews (serious ones)
    • Film Quote Off Extravaganzas
    • Epic Music
    • Drumming Stuff
    • Art Stuff
    • TV Shows That Never Were
    • Great Books That Never Were
    • The Story of the Fake Band
  • Groovy Books
    • Serious Books
    • Not So Serious Books
    • Travel Writing
    • Our Short Stories
  • Video Games
    • Indie Games
    • Retro Gaming
    • AAA Games
  • About

Tag: Humor

Spaghetti bolognese at work
June 10, 2025June 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Spaghetti Bolognese in the Workplace Employment Law Guide ๐Ÿ

Husbands in a pub with pints of ale
June 9, 2025June 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband spends too much time in The Pub!” ๐Ÿป

The Thyme Machine sci-fi book concept
May 30, 2025May 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Thyme Machine: Great Books That Never Were ๐ŸŒฑ

The International Extreme Jigsaw Competition 2025
May 29, 2025May 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The International Extreme Jigsaw Competition 2025 ๐Ÿงฉ [Sponsored Post]

The terror of NES duck hunt addiction
May 27, 2025May 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I play NES Duck Hunt 20 hours a day… HELP!” ๐Ÿฆ†

Sledgehammers at work
May 26, 2025May 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

“Bring Your Sledgehammer to Work Day” Employment Law Guide ๐Ÿ”จ

Dung Beetle Adoption Centre Ltd.
May 22, 2025May 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Dung Beetle Adoption Centre Ltd. ๐Ÿชฒ [Sponsored Post]

Rave New World book about clubbing
May 20, 2025May 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Rave New World: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿชฉ๐Ÿ•บ

When is it time to destroy your boyfriend's belongings?
May 19, 2025May 19, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend is annoying, should I burn his belongings?” ๐Ÿ”ฅ

The International Whooping Cough Festival 2025
May 15, 2025May 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The International Whooping Cough Festival 2025 ๐Ÿค’ [Sponsored Post]

Fronds the fern plants
May 13, 2025May 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Fronds: Fern-Based Reboot of ’90s Friends Sitcom ๐ŸŒฟ

Wash your hands - or not?
May 12, 2025May 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband DOESN’T WASH HANDS after using the bathroom!” ๐Ÿšน

Moral Panic Services Enterprises Ltd.
May 8, 2025May 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Moral Panic Services Enterprises Ltd. ๐Ÿ˜จ [Sponsored Post]

Cats haiku special
May 6, 2025May 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Cats Haiku Special – Purrs and Puns ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿˆ

The Time Traveller's Wife and Cement Mixer
May 5, 2025May 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Time Traveller’s Wife and Cement Mixer: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿงฑ

Sponsored posts
May 1, 2025May 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

PRESS RELEASE! Excessive Corporate Smarm Regarding Our Sponsored Posts ๐Ÿ’ฐ [Sponsored Post]

The Berks of Being a Wallflower
April 29, 2025April 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Berks of Being a Wallflower: Great Books That Never Were ๐ŸŒผ

The Skinhead Lawn Mowing Movement for a skinhead lawn
April 28, 2025April 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband’s MAD skinhead lawn mowing obsession!” ๐Ÿก

Only Pools and Horses reality TV show
April 21, 2025April 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Only Pools and Horses: Great Reality TV Shows That Never Were ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฅฝ

Annoying man being fussy in a coffee shop
April 18, 2025April 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Fussy husband is EMBARRASSING in coffee shops!” โ˜•

Digital Marketing Rehabilitation Centre
April 17, 2025April 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Digital Marketing Rehab – Get IDEATION FREE Today! ๐Ÿฅ [Sponsored Post]

The Plunger Games
April 15, 2025April 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Plunger Games: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿช 

2001: A Space Odyssey poster
April 14, 2025April 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

“Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL” Quote off Extravaganza

A man slurping his soup and annoying his wife
April 11, 2025April 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband SLURPS his soup… HELP!!!” ๐Ÿฒ

Subconscious Self-Service Checkout Tills
April 10, 2025April 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Subconscious Self-Service Checkout Tills ๐Ÿ›๏ธ [Sponsored Post]

The Daily Express ALSO Rises
April 8, 2025April 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Daily Express ALSO Rises: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐ŸŒ…

The Dracula-la-las vampire pop group
April 7, 2025April 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Dracula-la-las: Vampire Band With Biting Pop Ditties ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง›

White Heat film with James Cagney
April 4, 2025April 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

“Made it, ma! Top of the world!” White Heat Quote Off Extravaganza! ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Older male perm envy special
April 1, 2025April 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got a perm for his mid-life crisis” ๐Ÿ’‡

An example of a witch in an office environment
March 31, 2025April 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Witchcraft at Work: Managing a Sorceress in the Office ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ

15 Certificate Tips for a nice cup of tea
March 24, 2025March 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

15 Certificate Tips: Nice Cup of Tea With Minor Horror & Violence

Piano Lessons With a Certified Lunatic
March 20, 2025March 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Piano Lessons With a Certified Lunatic ๐ŸŽน๐Ÿช“ [Sponsored Post]

When a man loves bleeding radiators
March 18, 2025March 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband’s hobby is bleeding radiators…” ๐Ÿ”จ

Bloody Wolf the run and game game
March 9, 2025March 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Bloody Wolf: Retro Romp & Ode to Glorious Broken English ๐Ÿ”ซ

Throat clearing is bad for business and capitalism
March 4, 2025March 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Throat Clearing at Work: Employer Guide to DEVIOUS (!!) Coughs ๐Ÿคง

Drunk gym time where real men drink beer
March 3, 2025March 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband do drunk gym sessions?!” ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿบ

Employment law guide to Mosquitoes at Work
February 25, 2025February 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mosquitoes at Work: How to Deal With the Insectoid Horrors ๐ŸฆŸ

Wuv the sickeningly sweet pop band
February 24, 2025February 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Wuv: The Most DANGEROUSLY Twee Pop Band in History ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—

Posts navigation

Older posts
Newer posts

Follow Professional Moron on WordPress.com

Popular Posts

Exclusive Santa Column: The Great Barbie Doll Christmas Push!
The Best Incremental Games of All Time ๐Ÿ–ฑ๏ธ
Agony Aunt: "How do I make romantic gestures to my woman?"
Ask Dr. Moron: "How do I recover from a cold?"
Marmite: How is it Made?
Great Films That Never Were: Bladder Runner 2049
Where's Wally? by Martin Handford
The Act of Killing: Alarming Insights Into Disturbed Psyches
The Leo Strut: Revisiting This Great Thing
Our Commitment to Satire and Silliness ๐Ÿ˜

Need Something?

Complete PM History

Copyright & All That

ยฉ Professional Moron: 2012-2026. Unauthorised use or duplication of our content without permission is a no. If you use excerpts, provide us with credit. Or else!

Create a website or blog at WordPress.com

Privacy & Cookies: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use.
To find out more, including how to control cookies, see here: Cookie Policy
Loading Comments...