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An elf
September 16, 2019September 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: Hiring James the Janitor & “Some” Elves

A janitor mopping the floor
September 10, 2019September 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Janitor for Santa Claus (North Pole)

Man with a mop
November 8, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Moppy the Sentient Mop (for excellent mop bot mopping)

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