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Tag: janitor

A janitor mopping the floor
6 days ago September 10, 2019September 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Janitor for Santa Claus (North Pole)

Man with a mop
November 8, 2018November 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Moppy the Sentient Mop (for excellent mop bot mopping)

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