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Yellow the colour celebration
June 26, 2024November 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Yellow is the Best Colour 🟨🟡⭐🌞🍋

Taylor Shoplift the kleptomaniac pop singing sensation
June 25, 2024June 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Taylor Shoplift: Pop Singer With a Petty Theft Problem ⚠️🚨

The Boredom of Broccoli with a child looking unhappy about her meal
June 24, 2024June 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My RUDE child says broccoli is ‘boring’!!!” 🥦🤬

Horror Haiku with a giant bleeding hand
June 21, 2024June 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Horror Haiku: Quake in Terror Poetry Fans! 😱

The Car Boot Car Boot Sales for car boots
June 20, 2024June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Car Boot Car Boot Sale 🚗 [Sponsored Post]

A Sea of Oranges short story
June 19, 2024June 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #15: A Sea of Oranges 🍊

Groovy online art stuff - a compendium of great digital art and web comics
June 15, 2024August 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Groovy Art Stuff and Web Comics From Online to Enjoy 🎨🖼️

A bored employee at work balancing a pencil on her nose
June 14, 2024June 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Boredom at Work and Dealing With Listless Employees 🥱

Spot of tea with a big scary T. Rex
June 13, 2024June 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Spot of Tea With a T. Rex ☕🦖 [Sponsored Post]

The tell tale signs your boyfriend is about to propose
June 11, 2024June 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my boyfriend about to propose?!” 👰🤵💍

Tribute to Rik Mayall the comedian
June 9, 2024June 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Rik Mayall Tribute to a Comedy Legend 🖕 (10th Anniversary)

Humanity the strategy indie game
June 8, 2024June 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Humanity: Artful Lemmings-Like Puzzler With Many People 👯

A stunningly boring guide to using a computer mouse at work
June 7, 2024June 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Using a Computer Mouse in the Office (Stunningly Boring Business Guide) 🖱️🐭🏢

Forever Insufficient Supplies Services Ltd.
June 6, 2024June 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Forever Insufficient Supplies Services Ltd. ⛔ [Sponsored Post]

The Lice Girls album Lice Power
June 4, 2024June 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lice Girls: Disastrous Pop Plagued by Lice-Based Hits 🪮🪰

A berserk wife going on a flower arranging rampage
May 31, 2024May 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife’s flower arranging crisis!” 🌸💮🌷🌼🌻

Angry Janet's Nail Bar full of angry customers
May 30, 2024May 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Angry Janet’s Nail Bar 💅 [Sponsored Post]

A male employee sweating while working in a very hot office during the summer
May 28, 2024May 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Summer at Work: How to Handle the Hot Months 😎🌞☀️

The Irregular Gardener book about a lazy gardening man
May 27, 2024May 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Irregular Gardener: Great Books That Never Were 🧑‍🌾

Little Kitty, Big City the indie game with a cat
May 26, 2024May 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Little Kitty, Big City: Cute Cat Romp With Meow Button 🐈‍⬛🏙️

The Doorbells debut album called Ring-a-Ding-Ding
May 21, 2024May 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Doorbells: Twee Madchester Band That Inspired Hatred 🔔

An angry husband slamming a door shut as his wife tries to block out the noise
May 20, 2024May 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband keeps slamming doors shut!” 🚪

Animal Well the Metroidvania game
May 19, 2024May 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Well: Metroidvania Masterpiece & GOTY Contender 🦔

Supraland Six Inches Under
May 19, 2024May 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Supraland: Six Inches Under is a Brilliant Puzzler 🤠

A City on Mars Can We Settle Space, Should We Settle Space, and Have We Really Thought This Through? By Kelly and Zach Weinersmith
May 18, 2024May 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A City On Mars by Kelly and Zach Weinersmith 🚀

Bad breath at work with an employee wearing a face mask
May 17, 2024May 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bad Breath at Work: How to Handle the Stench🦨😧

Dumb Bubble Gum
May 16, 2024May 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dumb Bubble Gum 🍬 [Sponsored Post]

Gullible Travels the book
May 14, 2024May 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Gullible Travels: Great Books That Never Were 🌍

Baby's first word is brobdingnagian
May 13, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My baby’s first word was brobdingnagian… what does this mean?!” 👼

Couch potato of a husband in denial
May 6, 2024May 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a couch potato…” 🥔

Harold Halibut the adventure game
May 5, 2024May 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Harold Halibut: Unique Underwater Stop-Motion Animation Jaunt 🐟

Lil Gator Game Logo
May 5, 2024May 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lil Gator Game: Adorkable Adventure Romp Type Thing🐊

Dune: Part Two the 2024 film
May 4, 2024May 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dune: Part Two is a Modern Sci-Fi Epic With Sand ⏳

The Big Sheep novel about a giant sheep
May 3, 2024May 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Big Sheep: Great Books That Never Were 🐑

The sneezing security guard
May 2, 2024May 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Sneezing Security Guard 🤧 [Sponsored Post]

Pearl the 2022 horror film
May 1, 2024April 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pearl: Excellent Psychological Horror With Dancing 🪓💃

A manager with a mullet in a corporate working environment
April 30, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mullets at Work: The Laws Regarding Hairdo Abominations

When a husband grows a terrible mullet it looks like this
April 29, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has grown a mullet…” 💈

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