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Excellent rock is for sale
September 21, 2023September 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Rock for Sale: Buy an EXCELLENT Rock 🪨 [Sponsored Post]

Amélie the 2001 French film with Audrey Tautou
September 20, 2023September 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Amélie Film is Introspective Romantic Comedy at its Best

A meeting to discuss eating onions at work
September 19, 2023September 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eating Onions at Work Laws for Employers 🧅

Why men get few matches on dating apps
September 18, 2023September 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do men get so few matches on dating apps?!?”

F-Zero Maximum Velocity on the GBA
September 17, 2023September 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

F-Zero: Maximum Velocity (GBA speed romp is futuristic fun)

Christmas Noodles
September 15, 2023September 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Noodles Frenzy 🎅🍜

A fed up looking older man
September 14, 2023September 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Fed Up Fred’s Freelance Writing Service Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

An ugly man calling women sweetheart
September 12, 2023September 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do guys keep calling me ‘sweetheart’?” 🍬❤️

Pride and Orange Juice the book
September 11, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pride and Orange Juice: Great Books That Never Were

Santa's Christmas Rival
September 8, 2023September 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Business Rival (🎅⛄🎄)

Shoe shampoo
September 7, 2023September 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Shoe Shampoo: Footwear-Based Hair Washer [Sponsored Post]

The history of moules et frites
September 5, 2023September 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Moules et frites 🍲🍟

A man being slapped for leering at a woman
September 4, 2023September 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is it OK to slap a man for being a jerk?”

The Wandering Village indie game
September 3, 2023September 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Wandering Village: City-Builder on a Giant Moving Beast

Eating during a meeting is very popular
September 1, 2023September 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eating During Meetings: Embrace it as the New Norm

Exorcist II: The Heretic
August 30, 2023August 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exorcist II: The Heretic—Daft Sequel is Dull & Disappointing

Heinz-Harald Frentzen F1 return celebration
August 29, 2023August 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrating the Return of F1 Ace Heinz-Harald Frentzen

A man using the face with tears of joy - laughing crying emoji - to troll
August 28, 2023August 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do guys overuse the laughing crying emoji?” 😂😂😂😂

The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom by Nintendo
August 27, 2023September 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (is a masterpiece)

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom logo
August 27, 2023August 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrating Tears of the Kingdom’s Spectacular Soundtrack

Not washing mugs at work laws
August 25, 2023August 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Not Washing Mugs at Work: Laws on Office Mug Etiquette

Subordinate snooping tattleware for tracking employees
August 24, 2023August 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Subordinate Snooping: MONITOR STAFF NOW!!! ⚠️ [Sponsored Post]

The Sheds album The Shed is Dead
August 21, 2023August 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Sheds: Banal Indie Band With Gardening-Based Storage Hits

Machinarium by Amanita Design
August 20, 2023October 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Machinarium: Steampunk Excellence in Robotic Romp

Dredge the indie game about horror and fishing
August 20, 2023August 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Dredge: Peaceful Fishing Game (with LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR!)

A brief history of Jiaozi
August 18, 2023August 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Jiaozi (餃子) 🇨🇳

Jenny the Jelly Encased Lawyer
August 17, 2023August 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jenny the Jelly Encased Lawyer 🍮 [Sponsored Post]

The floordrobe where men leave their clothes on the floor
August 14, 2023August 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My man’s FLOORDROBE habit is gross!”

Mr. Saitou the indie game
August 13, 2023August 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Saitou: Super Cute Satire on Working Life (with llamaworms)

Assemble With Care by usetwo games
August 13, 2023August 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Assemble With Care: Become an Antique Repairer, Dammit!

The best indie game soundtracks ever
August 12, 2023December 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

20 of the Best Indie Game Soundtracks Ever 🎮🕹️🎵

Little Misunderstandings of No Importance and Other Stories by Antonio Tabucchi
August 12, 2023August 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Little Misunderstandings of No Importance by Antonio Tabucchi

Enter the National Pottery to win pots
August 10, 2023August 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The National Pottery: Enter to WIN the JACKPOT! 🎉 [Sponsored Post]

Jingle All the Way film 1996 with Arnold Schwarzenegger
August 8, 2023August 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jingle All the Way: “Put that cookie down! Now!” Quote Off!

Men rearranging their crotch in public
August 7, 2023August 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why must men ‘rearrange themselves’ in public!?”

Pilgrims by Amanita Design
August 6, 2023October 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pilgrims: Playful Adventure Game Steeped in European Lore

Summer Catchers the endless runner
August 6, 2023August 4, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Summer Catchers: Irksome Endless Runner With Cute Pixel Art

The Great Gutsby the novel
August 4, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Gutsby: Great Books That Never Were

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