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The Queuing Museum
January 26, 2023January 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Queuing Museum [Sponsored Post]

A marriage ruined by drinks coasters
January 23, 2023January 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband REFUSES to use drinks coasters!!”

The first Mario Party on the N64
January 22, 2023January 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Party: Have Fun With the N64’s First Party Game (or else!!)

Aliens looking for potato chips
January 20, 2023January 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #19: Aliens Want Crisps (Potato Chips)

Angry Andrew's Angry Architecture Ltd.
January 19, 2023January 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Angry Andrew’s Angry Architecture Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Medieval Brutality at work laws and guidance
January 17, 2023January 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Medieval Brutality at Work: The Chopping Block at the Workplace

Poorly boiled rice destroys marriages
January 16, 2023January 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s lifelong battle failing to boil rice”

Ocean at the End of the Lane the theatrical play
January 14, 2023January 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Ocean at the End of the Lane: Fantasy, Physicality, & the Stage

The horrors of baked beans addiction
January 13, 2023January 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Am I addicted to baked beans?!”

Baybotch the Baywatch spin off
January 10, 2023January 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Baybotch: TV Series Reboot on Careless Beach Management

Annoying dad jokes destroy family life
January 9, 2023January 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I end my husband’s dad jokes?!”

Neversong the indie game
January 8, 2023January 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Neversong: Psychological Platformer With a Baseball Bat

Ernie's Earwax Washing Up Liquid
January 5, 2023January 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ernie’s Earwax Washing Up Liquid! [Sponsored Post]

Lonely Hearts Column 2023 Men Seeking Women
January 3, 2023January 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Men Seeking Women

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men
January 2, 2023January 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men

Professional Moron's End of Year 2022 Bonanza
December 31, 2022December 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s End of Year Bonanza 2022

A lot of crazy Santa Clauses
December 30, 2022December 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Movie Adapation! 🎞️

Derek's Dangerous Doormats Ltd.
December 29, 2022December 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Derek’s Dangerous Doormats Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

A husband and wife arguing about their being too many Christmas decorations
December 27, 2022December 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Hubby refuses to take the Christmas decorations down!”

The Christmas Ho-Ho-Ho-Hitters metal band
December 26, 2022December 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Christmas Ho-Ho-Ho-Hitters: Metal Band With Xmas Music

Santa's Christmas Day Report 2022
December 25, 2022December 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Catastrophic Christmas Day Report 2022

Santa Claus joins social media
December 23, 2022December 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Joins Social Media

Unkempt Ug's Caveman Kissogram
December 22, 2022December 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Unkempt Ug’s Caveman Kissogram Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

A Karen wife getting spoiled about not having good Christmas presents
December 20, 2022December 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What do I get my spoiled wife for Christmas!?”

Handling Satan at Work
December 19, 2022December 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Satan at Work: How to Manage the Devil in Working Environments

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Wave 3
December 18, 2022December 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: Booster Course Pass Wave 3 (is awesome)

Christmas Carol singers with a backdrop of the apocalypse
December 16, 2022December 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Carols and Shotgun Barrels

A fried egg Wanted poster - Dead or Alive
December 15, 2022December 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fried Egg WANTED Dead or Alive – ÂŁ10,000 Reward [Sponsored Post]

Bloop Peter the profane kids TV show
December 13, 2022December 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bloop Peter: Obscene Take on the Classic Blue Peter Kids Show

Hopscotch, Scotch, a polar bear and Santa at Christmas
December 9, 2022December 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Hopscotch and the Drunken Christmas 2022 Brawl

Evil Mr. Duck's Quacking Lighthouse
December 8, 2022November 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Evil Mr. Duck’s Quacking Lighthouse [Sponsored Post]

Big the 1988 film with Tom Hanks
December 7, 2022December 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Big: Tom Hanks Fantasy Comedy Romp With Floor Keyboards

A gross man who thinks he's James Bond
December 6, 2022November 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband fancies himself as James Bond!”

Leave No Trace the 2018 film
November 30, 2022November 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Leave No Trace: Excellent Drama on PTSD Affecting Family Life

A man walking in town while at work, with it being illegal to whistle
November 29, 2022November 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Whistling at Work: Laws Regarding High-Pitched Sounds

Doily Aliens invasion from space!
November 28, 2022November 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #18: Slobbering Monsters Seek Doilies

Santa's Birthday cake with a zombie arm in it
November 25, 2022November 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Santa’s Birthday!! 🎂

Carrots: A public service announcement
November 24, 2022November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Carrots: A Public Service Announcement [Sponsored Post]

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