Yellow circle

Professional Moron

Daily Doses of Satire & Culture

Menu Skip to content
  • Silliness
    • Insane Inventions
    • Sponsored Posts
    • Alien Abduction Diaries
    • Great Sayings Revisited
    • Hamsters
    • Haiku Friday
  • Features
    • Business Advice
    • Exclusive Santa Newsletter!
    • Agony Aunt
    • Ask Dr. Moron
    • Formula 1
    • MoroniCast Podcast
  • Food
    • Genius New Recipes
    • World Food History
    • British Food History
    • Food Disasters
  • Films, TV, Music
    • Film Reviews (serious ones)
    • Film Quote Off Extravaganzas
    • Epic Music
    • Drumming Stuff
    • Art Stuff
    • TV Shows That Never Were
    • Great Books That Never Were
    • The Story of the Fake Band
  • Groovy Books
    • Serious Books
    • Not So Serious Books
    • Travel Writing
    • Our Short Stories
  • Video Games
    • Indie Games
    • Retro Gaming
    • AAA Games
  • About

Tag: Lifestyle

The Running Man starring Arnold Schwarzenegger
June 16, 2023June 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Running Man: “You cold-blooded bastard!” Quote Off!

Decompression the TV series
June 13, 2023June 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Decompression: Succession Spin-Off With Deep Sea Diving

Real men only need to sleep on a mattress on the floor
June 12, 2023June 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend sleeps on a mattress on the floor… why?!”

Planet of Lana the indie game
June 11, 2023June 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Planet of Lana: Epic Cinematic Sci-Fi Romp With a Cute Pet Cat Thing

Merge & Blade the indie game fantasy puzzle platformer
June 11, 2023June 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Merge & Blade: Just Super for Pick-Up-And-Play Shenanigans

The Who Sell Out Super Deluxe Edition
June 10, 2023June 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Tattoo: Rites of Passage in Introspective Who Song

The Manly Guide to Women at Work
June 9, 2023June 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Women at Work: How to Manage Working Women at the Workplace

VIBee - Very Important Bee Services
June 8, 2023June 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

VIB: Very Important Bee Services for Businesses [Sponsored Post]

The C64 Mini for Commodore 64 buffs
June 4, 2023June 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The C64 Mini: Ultimate Commodore 64 Retro Gaming Glory

A woman wearing high heels at work, potentially bankrupting the businesses
June 2, 2023June 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

High Heels at Work: Employment Laws on Artificially Taller Women

Ryan's Ridiculous Ready Meals
June 1, 2023June 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ryan’s Ridiculous Ready Meals [Sponsored Post]

Boom! Boom! The World Vs Boris Becker documentary
May 31, 2023May 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Boom! Boom! The World Vs Boris Becker Documentary Intrigues

Lovely Jubbly the album by grunge band The Pedestrians
May 30, 2023May 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Pedestrians: Grunge Rockers Go Upbeat in Lovely Jubbly

Belly button fluff will send you straight to hell
May 29, 2023May 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is there a CURE for male belly button fluff!?”

3D Tetris on the Virtual Boy
May 28, 2023May 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

3D Tetris: Mind-Bending Virtual Boy Puzzle Game in Red & Black

Male Belly Button Fluff Removal Service
May 25, 2023May 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Male Belly Button Fluff Removal Service [Sponsored Post]

Still: A Michael J. Fox Movie
May 24, 2023May 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Still: A Michael J. Fox Movie (riveting, emotional, & candid)

A magpie squawking about magpies at work
May 23, 2023May 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Magpies at Work: Laws Regarding Corvidae Family Birds & Business

A couple being love bombed by bombs
May 22, 2023May 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband takes ‘love bombing’ literally…”

Peter Kay live at Bolton 2003
May 17, 2023May 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Peter Kay: The North West’s Observational Comedy Wonder

The male underpants skidmark dilemma
May 15, 2023June 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s gross skidmark dilemma”

The perils of hiccupping at work
May 12, 2023May 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Hiccupping at Work: Guide to Involuntary Diaphragm Spasms

The Super Grrrrrrrrrrr Arm Wrestling Contest
May 11, 2023May 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Super Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Macho Arm Wrestling Contest [Sponsored Post]

Will and Space the TV show
May 9, 2023May 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Will & Space: Friendship Sitcom With Remorseless Bleakness

The Worst Man at a wedding, throwing up near the happy couple
May 8, 2023May 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I was the WORST MAN at my mate’s wedding!”

52 Ways to Walk by Annabel Streets
May 6, 2023May 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

52 Ways to Walk by Annabel Abbs

The History of the Tomato
May 5, 2023May 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of the Tomato 🍅

Mist World Beauty Competition
May 4, 2023May 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mist World Beauty Competition [Sponsored Post]

Spluttering at work is a serious problem
May 2, 2023May 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Spluttering at Work: Employment Laws on a Series of Short Noises

Robot is a best man at a wedding
May 1, 2023June 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best man is a ROBOT!”

Dog Songs by Mary Oliver
April 29, 2023September 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Dog Songs by Mary Oliver

Mozzarella History
April 28, 2023April 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Mozzarella

Nigel's Needles - the happiest needles in the land
April 27, 2023April 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Nigel’s Needles: The Happiest Needles in the Land [Sponsored Post]

About Schmidt
April 26, 2023April 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

About Schmidt: Marriage and Retirement in Nicholson-fest

Queen of Speed the Michèle Mouton story
April 19, 2023August 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Queen of Speed: Celebrating Rallying Ace Michèle Mouton

On the nature of workplace gossiping
April 18, 2023April 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Gossiping at Work: Rules Regarding Chatting Tittle-Tattle

An older woman with food stuck in her teeth on a date
April 17, 2023April 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Spinach keeps getting stuck in my teeth on dates!”

DAVE THE DIVER indie game
April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

DAVE THE DIVER: Go Swimming & Run… a SUSHI RESTAURANT!!!

Posts navigation

Older posts
Newer posts

Follow Professional Moron on WordPress.com

Popular Posts

Exclusive Santa Column: The Great Barbie Doll Christmas Push!
Synchronicity: Plum Pudding & Monsieur de Fontgibu
In the Hall of the Mountain King: Grieg's Mischievous Masterpiece
The Sound of the Mountain by Yosunari Kawabata
Midnight Express by Billy Hayes
Book of da Month #2: Yours Cruelly, Elvira by Cassandra Peterson 💄
The Best Song Titles That Haven’t Been Used Yet
The Wigan Kebab: Pie Barm With Stodge and Northerness
The 50 Best Modern 2D Platformers (2026 Edition) 🕹️
Exclusive Invention: The Peaboard (better than a keyboard)

Need Something?

Complete PM History

Copyright & All That

© Professional Moron: 2012-2026. Unauthorised use or duplication of our content without permission is a no. If you use excerpts, provide us with credit. Or else!

Create a website or blog at WordPress.com

Privacy & Cookies: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use.
To find out more, including how to control cookies, see here: Cookie Policy

Loading Comments...