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Tag: platformer

Teslagrad 2
April 30, 2023May 2, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Teslagrad 2: The Electromagnetic Steampunk Sequel

Teslagrad Remastered
April 30, 2023April 30, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Teslagrad Remastered: Returning to the Metroidvania Gem

Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight
April 9, 2023April 9, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight is a Mini-Gem

Dust: An Elysian Tail
April 9, 2023April 9, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Dust: An Elysian Tail Has it All (i.e. anthropomorphic animals)

Webbed the indie game
March 12, 2023March 12, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Webbed: Become a Spider and Web Your Way to Victory!

Metroid II: Return of Samus on the Game Boy
February 19, 2023February 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Metroid II: Return of Samus—Game Boy Romp is Mediocre

Owlboy the indie game
February 12, 2023February 12, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Revisiting Owlboy (an indie game masterpiece)

Shrubnaut the mini-Metroidvania
January 29, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Shrubnaut: Cute Mini-Metroidvania With Shrubberies

Dome Keeper the indie game
January 1, 2023December 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Dome Keeper: Drill & Defend in Fabulous Roguelike Strategy Thing

Ghost Song the indie game
November 6, 2022November 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ghost Song: Exploration Galore in Melancholic Metroidvania Gem

Tinykin the indie game
October 16, 2022October 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Tinykin: Brilliant 3D Platformer Channels Pikmin & Stuff

Overwhelm game logo
October 9, 2022October 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

OVERWHELM: Ramp up the Difficulty Please, Darling

Olija the indie game
September 18, 2022September 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Olija: Atmospheric Amiga Type Jaunt as a Fisherman

Blue Fire the indie game
July 3, 2022July 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Blue Fire: Zelda Inspired Ninja Type Jaunt With Wall Running

Trek to Yomi the indie game
May 29, 2022May 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Trek to Yomi: Monochromatic Japanese Samurai Carnage

Nongunz: Doppelganger Edition
April 17, 2022April 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Nongunz: Doppelganger Edition: Look! There’s a Skeleton!

The 3-D Battles of WorldRunner on the NES
April 3, 2022April 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The 3-D Battles of WorldRunner: Behold! 3D on the NES!

Inmost the indie game
March 27, 2022March 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

INMOST: Haunting Interconnected Platformer With Pain

Huntdown the indie game-min
January 30, 2022February 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Huntdown: Enjoy Mayhem in Stylised ’80s Shooter

ElecHead indie game
October 31, 2021October 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

ElecHead: Sparky Retro Style Puzzle Platformer is Excellent

Alien 3 on the Super Nintendo
October 24, 2021February 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien 3: Multi-Platform Romp Adapted From Dodgy ’92 Film

Toodee and Topdee
September 19, 2021September 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Toodee and Topdee: Clever Cosmic Disturbance of a Platformer

Axiom Verge 2
August 15, 2021August 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Axiom Verge 2: Reality Defying Sequel is Here With Snow

Cloudberry Kingdom
July 4, 2021July 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cloudberry Kingdom: Colourful & Addictively Hellish Romp

Cyber Shadow
April 25, 2021April 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cyber Shadow: Intense Indie Title With Funky Sounds

Toree 3D
April 25, 2021April 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Toree 3D: A Super Cheap Mini-Retro Fun Blast Platformer

Super Mario Maker 2
April 18, 2021April 18, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Maker 2: Super Fun Level Maker, Ahoy!

Geometry Dash
April 18, 2021April 18, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Geometry Dash: Addictive Endless Runner With Dance Music

Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu NES game
February 28, 2021February 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu: Oddball NES Title With Inebriation

Virtual Boy Wario Land
February 7, 2021February 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Virtual Boy Wario Land: Red & Black VR Platforming

Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels
January 24, 2021January 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros—The Lost Levels: The Real Mario Bros. 2

Pandemonium on the PlayStation
January 17, 2021January 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Pandemonium! Fast-Paced PlayStation Platformer

Iconoclasts the indie game
January 3, 2021January 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Iconoclasts: Fun 2D Romp a Bit Like Mischief Makers

Unto the End
December 27, 2020December 27, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Unto the End: Snowy Platformer With Heavy Breathing

Yooka-Laylee
December 20, 2020December 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Yooka-Laylee: Homage to ’90s Collectathons is Groovy

Asterix on the Super Nintendo
August 23, 2020August 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Asterix: 1993 SNES Platformer That’s D’accord

Banjo-Tooie N64 box
July 26, 2020July 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Banjo-Tooie: The Less Famous N64 Sequel Thing

The King's Bird
February 23, 2020February 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The King’s Bird: Graceful Precision-Platformer Thing

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