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Tag: Rare

The Goldeneye 007 Remake for Switch and Xbox
6 hours ago February 5, 2023February 4, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Goldeneye 007 Returns With Masterly FPS Action (flaws and all)

Killer Instinct on the Super Nintendo
June 13, 2021June 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Killer Instinct: Rare’s Arcade & SNES Colossus is a Tough SOB

Banjo-Tooie N64 box
July 26, 2020July 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Banjo-Tooie: The Less Famous N64 Sequel Thing

Donkey Kong 64
June 28, 2020June 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong 64: The Flawed N64 Game With No Donkeys

Rare Replay
March 22, 2020March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Rare Replay: Compilation of the Developer’s Best Bits

March 8, 2020March 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Knight Lore: Groundbreaking Isometric Adventure Romp

Jetpac the 1983 arcade classic-min
March 8, 2020October 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Jetpac: Addictive Space Arcade Shooter Majigger

California Games on the Commoddore 64
November 17, 2019January 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

California Games: Confusing Sports Game With Sharks & Hacky Sacks

Digger T Rock on the NES
February 24, 2019May 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Digger T. Rock: Our Long Lost Childhood Memory NES Game

Jet Force Gemini
December 30, 2018March 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Jet Force Gemini: Rare’s Epic Shooter Still Packs a Punch

Perfect Dark
December 23, 2018March 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Perfect Dark: Rare’s Excellently Flawed Shooty Boom Kill FPS Romp

Conker's Bad Fur Day
December 9, 2018December 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Conker’s Bad Fur Day: Swearing?! Yes! **** Off!

Banjo-Kazooie
May 20, 2018July 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Banko-Kazooie: 20 Years on From The N64’s Classic Hairy Romp

Blast Corps - Rare on the N64
February 25, 2018December 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Blast Corps: Explosive N64 Action! BOOM!

Goldeney N64 20th Anniversary
August 23, 2017April 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Goldeneye 007: The Legendary N64 FPS Thing

Nintendo 64 - 20th Anniversary UK
March 1, 2017April 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Nintendo 64: Celebrating The N64’s Legendary Status

Donkey Kong Country 3
October 16, 2016April 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong County 3: 20th Anniversary for DKC’s Swansong

David Wise music
August 7, 2016June 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

David Wise: The Very Best Game Composer’s Compositions

Timber the Tiger
November 13, 2015November 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Diddy Kong Racing: It’s Better Than Mario Kart 64, Okay?

Donkey Kong Country 2
July 9, 2015February 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Country 2: Stickerbush Symphony, Ahoy!

Donkey Kong Country SNES
November 24, 2014November 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Country: Landmark Graphical 1994 SNES Romp

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