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Tag: Rare

Jet Force Gemini
December 30, 2018December 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Jet Force Gemini: Rare’s Epic Shooter Still Packs a Punch

Perfect Dark
December 23, 2018December 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Perfect Dark: Rare’s Excellently Flawed Shooty Boom Kill FPS Romp

Conker's Bad Fur Day
December 9, 2018December 14, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Conker’s Bad Fur Day: Swearing?! Yes! **** Off!

Banjo-Kazooie
May 20, 2018May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Banko-Kazooie: 20 Years on From The N64’s Classic Hairy Romp!

April 28, 2018April 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy’s Kong Quest (1995)

Blast Corps - Rare on the N64
February 25, 2018January 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Blast Corps: Explosive N64 Action That’s Hit 20+! BOOM!

Goldeney N64 20th Anniversary
August 23, 2017December 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Goldeneye 007: 20th Anniversary for the Legendary N64 Classic

Nintendo 64 - 20th Anniversary UK
March 1, 2017December 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Nintendo 64: 20th Anniversary of the UK Release!

Donkey Kong Country 3
October 16, 2016October 16, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong County 3: 20th Anniversary for DKC’s Swansong

David Wise music
August 7, 2016January 8, 2017Mr. Wapojif

David Wise: 7 of the Game Composer’s Grooviest Compositions

Timber the Tiger
November 13, 2015December 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Diddy Kong Racing: It Was Better Than Mario Kart 64, Okay?

Donkey Kong Country 2
July 9, 2015December 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Country 2: Stickerbush Symphony, Ahoy!

Donkey Kong Country SNES
November 24, 2014December 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Country: 20th Anniversary Tribute

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