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Tag: Relationships

Do you date a monobrow guy
2 weeks ago March 6, 2023March 6, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has a monobrow!”

How to ask out a CEO
January 31, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out Your CEO on a Date

A man putting his feet on the living room table (the worst of mankind)
January 30, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband PUTS HIS FEET UP on the living room table!”

A marriage ruined by drinks coasters
January 23, 2023January 22, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband REFUSES to use drinks coasters!!”

Poorly boiled rice destroys marriages
January 16, 2023January 16, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s lifelong battle failing to boil rice”

Lonely Hearts Column 2023 Men Seeking Women
January 3, 2023January 2, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Men Seeking Women

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men
January 2, 2023January 2, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men

A gross man who thinks he's James Bond
December 6, 2022November 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband fancies himself as James Bond!”

The Babe Magnet
November 22, 2022November 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Babe Magnet (for single geezers)

Yarr! The dating app for pirates
November 3, 2022November 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Yarr! The Dating App for Pirates [Sponsored Post]

A husband with a small penis
November 1, 2022November 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Can I divorce my husband due to his small wiener?!”

NaggoTron the nagging wife robot
October 24, 2022October 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I miss my wife so I built a nagging robot…”

The Meh situation with Men
October 11, 2022October 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s annoying ‘Meh’ habit…”

When men are scared of mother-in-laws
October 4, 2022October 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is scared of his mother-in-law!”

Women love boy racers
September 20, 2022September 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do boy racers keep trying to impress me!?”

Space with Earth and two conversation bubbles in a discussion
September 12, 2022September 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Me and Space have small talk. Am I nuts?!”

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
August 31, 2022August 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: Lovely Memories…

When a husband evolves into a teabag
August 23, 2022August 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My husband drank tea and evolved into a teabag!”

Burn After Reading by the Coen brothers
August 17, 2022August 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Burn After Reading: Fun and Games in Coen Brother’s Black Comedy

Get Condensation to get condensed milk
August 4, 2022August 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Cantankerous Condensation Company [Sponsored Post]

Best friends shouldn't copycat each other
July 25, 2022July 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best friend is copying everything in my life!”

Do brooding bodyguards save marriages
July 11, 2022July 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why’s my husband hired a bodyguard to protect me?”

Throwmance the romantic practice of throwing things at people
July 5, 2022July 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Throwmance—my husband’s new take on romance”

Men shaving should be illegal
June 28, 2022June 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband doesn’t clean the sink after shaving!”

Are gross rich old men marriage material?
June 14, 2022June 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should I marry a gross rich old man?”

April 11, 2022April 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband never does nice things to surprise me!”

A furiously arguing couple
March 29, 2022March 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My first date ideas are terrible!”

An abandoned ship left in the countryside
February 28, 2022February 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s solution for everything is to abandon ship”

A packed out sandwich
February 22, 2022February 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband likes sandwiches more than me!”

A pretty garden shed in a nice neighbourhood
February 7, 2022February 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Can a shed REALLY save our marriage!?”

A love heart in a digital vortex
January 11, 2022March 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2022: Women Seeking Men

A love heart on a keyboard enter key
January 10, 2022January 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2022: Men Seeking Women

An assortment of well aligned apartments
December 24, 2021December 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife keeps throwing my belongings out the window!”

A bonsai tree
November 30, 2021November 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is obsessed with a bonsai tree”

A bedroom with brown wallpaper
November 9, 2021November 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wallpaper choices are destroying my marriage!”

A woman admiring her lipstick in a mirror
September 28, 2021September 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my wife addicted to wearing lipstick?”

A woman with purple hair doing chat up lines on a phone
September 20, 2021September 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are the best chat up lines to use on men?”

A woman posing and doing duck lips
September 13, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I STOP doing duck lips photo poses!?”

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