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Tag: Retro games

Potato-based Game Boy games
November 20, 2022November 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Potato-Based Game Boy Games

Communist Mutants From Space
November 20, 2022November 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Communist Mutants from Space: Atari 2600 Romp With Communism

Quake the 1996 FPS
November 13, 2022November 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Quake: Another Landmark FPS From id (with guns!)

Wolfenstein 3D in 1992 by id Software
November 13, 2022November 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Wolfenstein 3D and a Look at Early First Person Shooters (FPS)

The Secret of Monkey Island 1990 video game
October 23, 2022October 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Secret of Monkey Island: Bring on the Charm & Barbed Witticisms

Mighty Goose the indie game
October 2, 2022October 2, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Mighty Goose: Destroy All Before You (and Honk About it!)

Super Dinner Table Flipping
August 28, 2022August 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Super Dinner Table Flipping (Cho Chabudai Gaeshi): Flip Your Lid!

Super Mario educational games
August 21, 2022August 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Educational Games: Get Super & Learn Stuff

Somari intro screen
August 21, 2022August 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Somari: The Unlicensed NES Mashup of Mario & Sonic

The best indie games of all time
May 15, 2022November 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The 100 Best Indie Games of All Time (2022 Guide)

SD F-1 Grand Prix intro screen
April 10, 2022April 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

SD F-1 Grand Prix (グランプリ): The Japan Only SNES F1 Racing Romp

The 3-D Battles of WorldRunner on the NES
April 3, 2022April 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The 3-D Battles of WorldRunner: Behold! 3D on the NES!

Ufouria on the NES
April 3, 2022March 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ufouria (Hebereke): Weird NES Game With an Excellent Bobble Hat

Sega Bass Fishing on the Dreamcast
March 13, 2022March 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Sega Bass Fishing: Fishy Arcade Style Fast-Paced Romp

Virtual Fishing on the Virtual Boy
March 13, 2022March 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Virtual Fishing: Blood Red Virtual Boy Fishing Mediocrity

Retro City Rampage
February 20, 2022February 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Retro City Rampage: Lots of Stuff to Retro Shoot

Metal Slug the original 1996 game
February 13, 2022February 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Metal Slug: More Run-And-Gun Mayhem (huzzah!)

February 13, 2022February 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Contra: Classic Run-And-Gun Romp With Machismo

Innsmouth no Yakata on the Virtual Boy
February 6, 2022February 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Innsmouth no Yakata: VR Horror With H.P. Lovecraft Fish Monsters

Golf on the Virtual Boy
February 6, 2022February 5, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Golf on the Virtual Boy: More Blood Red Sporting Excellence

Waterworld on the Virtual Boy
January 23, 2022January 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Waterworld on the Virtual Boy: The Blood Red Weirdness Game

Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru on the Game Boy
January 23, 2022January 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru: Japan-Only Game Boy Romp

Weird Dreams on the Atari
December 19, 2021December 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Weird Dreams: Freaky Cinematic Platformer About Dreaming

Daze Before Christmas on the Super Nintendo
December 19, 2021December 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Daze Before Christmas: Retro Christmas Romp With Baubles

Attack of the Mutant Camels
December 12, 2021December 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Attack of the Mutant Camels: C64 Romp With Long-Necked Ungulate Mammals

Diablo II: Resurrected
December 5, 2021December 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Diablo II: Resurrected: Hack-And-Slash Remaster of a Classic

wipEout on the PlayStation
November 21, 2021November 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

wipEout: Speedy Futuristic PlayStation Racer is Fast

F-zero X on the Nintendo 64
November 21, 2021November 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

F-Zero X: Speedy Futuristic N64 Racer is Fast

Mister Mosquito on the PS2
November 7, 2021November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mister Mosquito: The Mosquito-Based PS2 Game is Bzzt

Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure on the Mega Drive
October 24, 2021October 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure is Bogey-Based Fun

Alien 3 on the Super Nintendo
October 24, 2021February 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien 3: Multi-Platform Romp Adapted From Dodgy ’92 Film

Ninja JaJaMaru-kun for the NES
October 10, 2021November 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ninja JaJaMaru-kun: Japan-Only Romp With Ninja Stuff

Dancing Monster on the Commodore 64
October 3, 2021November 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Dancing Monster: The Gloriously Bizarre Commodore 64 Shimmy

October 3, 2021October 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Super Gran: Just Another Weird Commodore 64 Game, Really

Tetris Attack on the Game Boy
September 5, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Tetris Attack: Violent Version of Game Boy Tetris

Olympic Summer Games on the Super Nintendo
August 22, 2021August 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Olympic Summer Games: Button Bashing Madness in the 16-Bit Era

Golf on the Game Boy
August 22, 2021August 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Golf: Game Boy Epic With Mario Hitting a Ball With a Stick

Jelly Boy on the Super Nintendo
August 8, 2021August 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Jelly Boy: Jelly-Based 2D Platformer With Malleability

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