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Tag: Retro

Sharky and George in the intro sequence to the TV show
4 days ago March 3, 2021March 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Sharky & George: Crime Busters of the Sea (of course)

Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu NES game
7 days ago February 28, 2021February 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu: Oddball NES Title With Inebriation

40 Winks on the Nintendo 64
7 days ago February 28, 2021February 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

40 Winks: Cancelled N64 Platformer Now on Steam

Jumanji from 1995 with Robin Williams
2 weeks ago February 24, 2021February 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Jumanji: Robin Williams, Bebe Neuwirth, & Crazy Animals

Star Fox 2 on the Super Nintendo
February 14, 2021February 14, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Star Fox 2: Nintendo’s Cancelled SNES Space Shooter

Starwing on the Super Nintendo
February 14, 2021February 14, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Starwing (Star Fox): SNES Shooter With Anthropomorphic Animals

Virtual Boy Wario Land
February 7, 2021February 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Virtual Boy Wario Land: Red & Black VR Platforming

Nintendo Game Boy Camera
January 31, 2021January 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Game Boy Camera: Nintendo’s Surreal & Fun ’90s Peripheral

Yoshi's Safari on the SNES
January 31, 2021January 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Yoshi’s Safari: Cutesy & Obscure SNES Super Scope Shooter

Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels
January 24, 2021January 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros—The Lost Levels: The Real Mario Bros. 2

PaRappa the Rapper on the PlayStation
January 17, 2021January 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

PaRappa the Rapper: Legendary Cutesy Rapping Rhythm Game

Pandemonium on the PlayStation
January 17, 2021January 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Pandemonium! Fast-Paced PlayStation Platformer

Road Rash on the Mega Drive
January 10, 2021January 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Road Rash: Mega Drive Violence On Yer Bike!

Sega's Columns on the Game Gear
January 10, 2021January 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Columns: Sega’s Colourful Game Gear Rival to Tetris

Prince of Persia on the NES
January 3, 2021January 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Prince of Persia: Cinematic Fantasy Jaunt With Lots of Death

Onegai Monsters on the N64
December 20, 2020December 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Onegai Monster: Bottom Up’s Obscure N64 Romp

Ucchannanchan no Honō no Challenger - Denryū Iraira Bō title screen
December 13, 2020December 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ucchannanchan no Honō no Challenger: Denryū Iraira Bō—The N64 Puzzle Game

64 Trump Collection Alice - No Waku Waku Trump World on the N64
December 6, 2020December 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

64 Trump Collection: Alice no Waku Waku Trump World—Card Game on the N64

Glover on the N64
November 22, 2020November 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Glover: Unique N64 Platformer With a Glove

Blues Brothers 2000 on the N64
November 22, 2020November 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Blues Brothers 2000: Jazzy N64 Platformer Majigger

Harvest Moon on the Game Boy Color
November 15, 2020November 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Harvest Moon on the Game Boy: Farm Those Potatoes!

Hotshot Racing
November 8, 2020November 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Hotshot Racing: Enjoyable & Daft Racing Revving Racer

Resident Evil on the PlayStation in 1996
November 1, 2020November 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Resident Evil: The Landmark PlayStation Scary Thing

ClayFighter 63⅓ box on the Nintendo 64
October 25, 2020October 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

ClayFighter 63⅓: Terrible N64 Fighting Game

Nagano Winter Olympics '98
October 25, 2020October 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Nagano Winter Olympics ’98: Dull Button Bashing Sports Romp

Mission Impossible on the N64
October 18, 2020October 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mission Impossible: Flawed N64 Game is Okay

Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire on the N64
October 18, 2020October 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire—Brilliantly Muted Shooter

Donkey Kong the 1981 arcade game
October 11, 2020October 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong: Nintendo’s Legendary Arcade Unit

Minesweeper the video game
October 11, 2020October 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Minesweeper: Explosive Minimalistic Puzzle Game

Super Mario 3D All-Stars
October 4, 2020October 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario 3D All-Stars: Hell Yes To This Collection

The Super Mario Bros. 3 gaming watch by Nintendo.
October 4, 2020September 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros. 3 Game Watch—LCD Review Ahoy

The Oregon Trail game from 1985.
September 27, 2020September 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Oregon Trail Game: Educational Classic With Dysentery

Game and Watch Gallery for the Game Boy
September 27, 2020September 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Game & Watch Gallery: Game Boy Retro Romp is Retro

Mario Bros bottle factory for Game & Watch from 1983.
September 20, 2020October 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mario Bros. Bottle Factory Game & Watch: Smashing!

Mario's Cement Factory on the Game & Watch.
September 20, 2020October 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mario’s Cement Factory: Game & Watch Classic is Concrete

EarthBound on the Super Nintendo
September 13, 2020September 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

EarthBound: Pontificating Over the SNES RPG Legend

Micro Machines 2: Turbo Tournament on the Super Nintendo
September 13, 2020September 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Micro Machines 2: Turbo Tournament—Super Fun Racer

Battle Chess on the Amiga
September 6, 2020September 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Battle Chess: Fun Amiga Strategy Romp With Cute Fatalities

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