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Tag: Retro

Super ghouls 'n ghosts on the snes-min
January 6, 2019January 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Super Ghouls ‘N Ghosts: The Mega Difficult SNES Classic

PlayStation Classic
December 2, 2018December 1, 2018Mr. Wapojif

PlayStation Classic: Cynical Cash Grab or Good Old Fun?

The Dreamstone
November 23, 2018November 22, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Dreamstone: We FINALLY Unearthed a Childhood Favourite

Super Mario Bros
September 16, 2018January 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros: A NES Speedrunning Special

Ikaruga
July 8, 2018July 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Ikaruga: Legendary Space Shooter Shoots the Switch & PS4

Superman 64
April 15, 2018January 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Superman 64: Celebrating the Terrible N64 Cult Classic

Digitiser 2000 the show
April 2, 2018January 15, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Digitiser: At One With Teletext’s Anarchic, Classic Video Game Mag

Yoshi's Story
March 4, 2018March 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Yoshi’s Story: Disgustingly Cute N64 Romp That’s a Cult Classic

SNES Nintendo Classic Mini
September 30, 2017September 29, 2017Mr. Wapojif

SNES Classic Mini: It’s Here and it’s SUPER!

Kamiko
May 7, 2017May 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Kamiko: Short But Sweet (and cheap!) Indie Fun on Switch

FunnyBones
July 28, 2016July 28, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of FunnyBones (the TV series, that is)

Bananas in Pyjamas
July 27, 2016July 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Bananas in Pyjamas

Retro toys
September 8, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Retro Toys: The Ugly Mug Puppet

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