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Tag: Retro

Flynn: Son of Crimson
7 days ago September 18, 2022September 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Flynn: Son of Crimson: The Pixel Perfect Platformer

Super Dinner Table Flipping
August 28, 2022August 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Super Dinner Table Flipping (Cho Chabudai Gaeshi): Flip Your Lid!

Muscle March the Wii game
August 28, 2022August 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Muscle March: The Wii’s Inexplicable Bodybuilder Romp

Somari intro screen
August 21, 2022August 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Somari: The Unlicensed NES Mashup of Mario & Sonic

Super Cable Boy
June 26, 2022June 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Super Cable Boy: Star as a Handheld Console in Cute Romp

Kaze and the Wild Masks
June 26, 2022June 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Kaze and the Wild Masks: DKC Inspired Platforming Fun

The Heilwald Loophole
April 24, 2022April 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Heilwald Loophole: Surreal Horror Romp With Doctors

SD F-1 Grand Prix intro screen
April 10, 2022April 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

SD F-1 Grand Prix (グランプリ): The Japan Only SNES F1 Racing Romp

The 3-D Battles of WorldRunner on the NES
April 3, 2022April 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The 3-D Battles of WorldRunner: Behold! 3D on the NES!

Ufouria on the NES
April 3, 2022March 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ufouria (Hebereke): Weird NES Game With an Excellent Bobble Hat

Loop Hero the indie game
March 27, 2022March 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Loop Hero: Looping Hell! This Roguelike RPG is Addictive

Sega Bass Fishing on the Dreamcast
March 13, 2022March 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Sega Bass Fishing: Fishy Arcade Style Fast-Paced Romp

Virtual Fishing on the Virtual Boy
March 13, 2022March 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Virtual Fishing: Blood Red Virtual Boy Fishing Mediocrity

Retro City Rampage
February 20, 2022February 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Retro City Rampage: Lots of Stuff to Retro Shoot

Metal Slug the original 1996 game
February 13, 2022February 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Metal Slug: More Run-And-Gun Mayhem (huzzah!)

February 13, 2022February 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Contra: Classic Run-And-Gun Romp With Machismo

Waterworld on the Virtual Boy
January 23, 2022January 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Waterworld on the Virtual Boy: The Blood Red Weirdness Game

Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru on the Game Boy
January 23, 2022January 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru: Japan-Only Game Boy Romp

Weird Dreams on the Atari
December 19, 2021December 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Weird Dreams: Freaky Cinematic Platformer About Dreaming

Daze Before Christmas on the Super Nintendo
December 19, 2021December 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Daze Before Christmas: Retro Christmas Romp With Baubles

Revenge of the Mutant Camels
December 12, 2021February 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Revenge of the Mutant Camels: Long-Necked Ungulate Mammals Return in C64 Sequel

Attack of the Mutant Camels
December 12, 2021December 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Attack of the Mutant Camels: C64 Romp With Long-Necked Ungulate Mammals

Diablo II: Resurrected
December 5, 2021December 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Diablo II: Resurrected: Hack-And-Slash Remaster of a Classic

wipEout on the PlayStation
November 21, 2021November 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

wipEout: Speedy Futuristic PlayStation Racer is Fast

F-zero X on the Nintendo 64
November 21, 2021November 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

F-Zero X: Speedy Futuristic N64 Racer is Fast

Dusk the FPS indie game
November 14, 2021April 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Dusk: Outstanding Quake Inspired FPS Carnage With Added Mayhem

Mister Mosquito on the PS2
November 7, 2021November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mister Mosquito: The Mosquito-Based PS2 Game is Bzzt

Barbie: Game Girl on the Game Boy
November 7, 2021November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Barbie: Game Girl—Game Boy Romp is Extra Pink

ElecHead indie game
October 31, 2021October 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

ElecHead: Sparky Retro Style Puzzle Platformer is Excellent

Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure on the Mega Drive
October 24, 2021October 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure is Bogey-Based Fun

Alien 3 on the Super Nintendo
October 24, 2021February 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien 3: Multi-Platform Romp Adapted From Dodgy ’92 Film

Ninja JaJaMaru-kun for the NES
October 10, 2021November 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ninja JaJaMaru-kun: Japan-Only Romp With Ninja Stuff

Fire 'n Ice on the NES
October 10, 2021October 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Fire ‘n Ice (Solomon’s Key 2): NES Romp With the Destruction of Fire

Dancing Monster on the Commodore 64
October 3, 2021November 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Dancing Monster: The Gloriously Bizarre Commodore 64 Shimmy

October 3, 2021October 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Super Gran: Just Another Weird Commodore 64 Game, Really

Digitiser Live
September 11, 2021September 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Digitiser Live 2021: All Hail to the Surreal Event of Excellence

Tennis on the Game Boy
September 5, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Tennis: The Sporting Game Boy Monochrome Majigger

Tetris Attack on the Game Boy
September 5, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Tetris Attack: Violent Version of Game Boy Tetris

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