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Tag: Santa

A selection of Christmas presents
December 28, 2020December 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Disaster (and some good bits)

A cartoon snowman in the snow at Christmas
December 14, 2020December 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Statement: Christmas is Not on Track

A Santa Claus toy model
December 8, 2020December 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Pants Conundrum

Santa just says ho
November 20, 2020March 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s New Office!

A Santa hat on a picket fence line in the snow.
November 9, 2020November 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Working 9 to 5 past 3 am (& US Election 2020 Response)

A Christmas snow seen, with trees and frost.
November 2, 2020November 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hiring a Health & Safety Officer

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer smiling at Christmas
October 26, 2020October 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas & Coronavirus

Santa Claus peering over a ledge with a red nose and green background
May 1, 2020May 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Special Self-Isolation Message

Christmas Dayy Santa and snow with a baubel
December 26, 2019April 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2019

Santa Claus picking up a Christmas item
December 23, 2019December 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Maladies & Mobilty Scooters

Winter Wonderlad
December 16, 2019March 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bone-Crunching Accidents & Online Dating

Christmas gifts in multicoloured boxes
December 9, 2019December 31, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Terrifying Stocking Fillers & Santa Joins Instagram!

Let it snow!
December 2, 2019December 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho, Ho, Ho! Lots of Snow & Swearing!

YouTube Christmas Santa stream
November 18, 2019November 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: YouTube Live Streaming Chaos & A Day Off

Pollution coming out of a chimney during a sunset
November 11, 2019November 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Silent Night, Holy Coup D’état (and pollution)

An angel at Christmas
November 4, 2019November 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Holidays in Skegness & Full-Scale Riots

Relax at Christmas with balls
October 28, 2019October 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Work-Life Balance & Deprivation Tanks for Relaxation

Santa Claus model in the snow
October 14, 2019October 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s War!

Christmas balls
October 8, 2019October 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: UN Interference and a New Nuclear Age

Santa Claus in red
October 1, 2019October 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Agadoo, Ice, Dead Elves, & Celeb Journos

Santa Claus
September 23, 2019September 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: When Santa Got Stuck In the Toilet

An elf
September 16, 2019September 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: Hiring James the Janitor & “Some” Elves

A janitor mopping the floor
September 10, 2019September 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Janitor for Santa Claus (North Pole)

Ice crystal
September 9, 2019September 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: Thawing out the factory (and frozen limbs)

Christmas Day presents
December 26, 2018December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day Post-Mortem

Christmas
December 24, 2018March 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Christmas: With Special Guest Santa Claus

Mrs. Santa Claus
December 7, 2018December 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: A Day in the Life of Mrs. Santa Claus

Romantic dinner
November 5, 2018November 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner

Business inspection
October 26, 2018March 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Government Inspection & Introducing Nude Working Days!

Welcome mat
October 12, 2018October 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Importance of Welcome Mats (that don’t maim anyone)

Someone pointing at a graph in a business decision
October 5, 2018October 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)

Christmas cheer
September 28, 2018September 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singles, Shingles, Gout, & Yuletide Prep

Christmas 2019 with a girl watching Santa in the snow
September 21, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas

Santa Claus out in the open with snow
January 1, 2018January 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Polemic: On the Nature of Fame

Santa on Christmas Day
December 25, 2017December 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Official Christmas Day Chaos Report

Christmas hat
December 22, 2017December 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Last Minute Christmas Push Carnage!

Christmas cards
December 18, 2017December 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Swapping Christmas Cards at Santa’s!

The police
December 11, 2017December 11, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Racking Up The Police Warnings

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