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Tag: Santa

Christmas Day presents
December 26, 2018December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day Post-Mortem

Christmas
December 24, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Christmas: With Special Guest Santa Claus

Mrs. Santa Claus
December 7, 2018December 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: A Day in the Life of Mrs. Santa Claus

Romantic dinner
November 5, 2018November 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner

Business inspection
October 26, 2018October 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Government Inspection & Introducing Nude Working Days!

Welcome mat
October 12, 2018October 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Importance of Welcome Mats (that don’t maim anyone)

Someone pointing at a graph in a business decision
October 5, 2018October 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)

Christmas cheer
September 28, 2018September 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singles, Shingles, Gout, & Yuletide Prep

Christmas 2019 with a girl watching Santa in the snow
September 21, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas

Santa Claus out in the open with snow
January 1, 2018January 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Polemic: On the Nature of Fame

Santa on Christmas Day
December 25, 2017December 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Official Christmas Day Chaos Report

Christmas hat
December 22, 2017December 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Last Minute Christmas Push Carnage!

Christmas cards
December 18, 2017December 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Swapping Christmas Cards at Santa’s!

The police
December 11, 2017December 11, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Racking Up The Police Warnings

Christmas and Santa Claus
December 4, 2017April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Shaking Up The Xmas Script

Santa Claus Christmas push
November 21, 2017November 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Revving Up For Christmas!

Christmas Mail
November 16, 2017November 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Dealing With Hate Mail

Christmas Barbie doll presents
October 25, 2017October 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Great Barbie Doll Christmas Push!

Santa's Factory
October 11, 2017April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Take a Tour of Santa’s Factory

A day in the life of Santa Claus
October 5, 2017September 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Day in the Life of Santa

Christmas present ideas from Santa
September 28, 2017April 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Annual Christmas Shopping List

Father Christmas Exclusive Column
September 19, 2017September 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Gruesome Accident Report Form Details

Santa Exclusive Christmas Column
September 12, 2017September 11, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singing, Serious Injuries, & Pac-Man

Santa's Exclusive Column 2017
September 4, 2017September 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Exclusive Column: Getting Ready For Christmas!

Merry Christmas - Santa
December 25, 2016December 28, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho Ho Ho! It’s Christmas Gout (day, rather)!

Santa's factory accident
December 19, 2016December 19, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Final XMas Push, Thrust, & Limb Loss!

Santa Claus - Plague Outbreak newsletter
December 12, 2016December 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Plague Outbreak & Plastic Food Fuss!

Exclusive Santa Claus Column
November 20, 2016November 20, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Many Explosive Dangers of Christmas

Santa Claus Column
November 7, 2016November 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Newsletter: Santa’s the ONLY Santa in Town!

Santa Clause - Exclusive Newsletter
October 26, 2016October 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Getting Crazy for the Clauses!

Santa Claus Newsletter
December 25, 2015January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: Official Christmas Newsletter #3

Santa Claus Column
December 18, 2015January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: His Official Christmas Newsletter #2

Santa Claus Official Column
December 8, 2015January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: His Official Christmas Newsletter

December 13, 2012August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: When Santa got stuck up the Chimney

November 28, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Our Official Christmas List To Santa

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