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Tag: Santa

Santa's Lovely Christmas Jumper
2 days ago September 23, 2022September 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Lovely Christmas Jumper

Santa Claus looking terrified at a Death Bat
1 week ago September 16, 2022September 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Burgers, Librarians, and Camazotz the Death Bat

A giant cartoon Santa with his mouth wide open
September 9, 2022September 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: And so Begins the Road to Christmas 2022

A Christmas card with joly messages on it
December 27, 2021December 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day 2021 Report

Santa says Just say Ho!
December 20, 2021December 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Gets a Medical

Daze Before Christmas on the Super Nintendo
December 19, 2021December 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Daze Before Christmas: Retro Christmas Romp With Baubles

Santa's cartoon hat with a red background
December 13, 2021December 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Notes on Effective Leadership During Trying Times

A Christmas angel figure smiling
December 7, 2021December 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Crush

Santa Claus running with some presents saying Ho ho ho
November 29, 2021November 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hallucinations and Water Beds

A collection of cartoon space rockets and the cosmos
November 22, 2021November 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Dandelion & Burdock (and space)

Santa Claus eating a chocolate chip cookie
November 16, 2021November 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Mince Pie Eating Competition

Christmas items in red and blue
November 8, 2021November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Does Some Paperwork

A traffic sign saying Christmas on it
November 1, 2021November 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Paranoia About the Millennium Bug

Lots of little Santas across Christmas wrapping
October 25, 2021October 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Great Lice Outbreak of Christmas 2021

Ho Ho Ho written in the snow
October 18, 2021October 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Starts at the Psychiatrists

A cheerful cartoon Santa hugging a polar bear
October 11, 2021October 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Lurgy Outbreak Threatens Christmas!

A drunk and hangover Santa asking for alcohol
October 5, 2021October 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: “Christmas is DEAD!”, Yells Santa in Statement

A selection of Christmas presents
December 28, 2020December 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Disaster (and some good bits)

A cartoon snowman in the snow at Christmas
December 14, 2020December 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Statement: Christmas is Not on Track

A Santa Claus toy model
December 8, 2020December 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Pants Conundrum

Santa just says ho
November 20, 2020March 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s New Office!

A Santa hat on a picket fence line in the snow.
November 9, 2020November 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Working 9 to 5 past 3 am (& US Election 2020 Response)

A Christmas snow seen, with trees and frost.
November 2, 2020November 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hiring a Health & Safety Officer

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer smiling at Christmas
October 26, 2020October 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas & Coronavirus

Santa Claus peering over a ledge with a red nose and green background
May 1, 2020May 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Special Self-Isolation Message

Christmas Dayy Santa and snow with a baubel
December 26, 2019April 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2019

Santa Claus picking up a Christmas item
December 23, 2019December 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Maladies & Mobilty Scooters

Winter Wonderlad
December 16, 2019March 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bone-Crunching Accidents & Online Dating

Christmas gifts in multicoloured boxes
December 9, 2019December 31, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Terrifying Stocking Fillers & Santa Joins Instagram!

Let it snow!
December 2, 2019December 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho, Ho, Ho! Lots of Snow & Swearing!

YouTube Christmas Santa stream
November 18, 2019November 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: YouTube Live Streaming Chaos & A Day Off

Pollution coming out of a chimney during a sunset
November 11, 2019November 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Silent Night, Holy Coup D’état (and pollution)

An angel at Christmas
November 4, 2019November 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Holidays in Skegness & Full-Scale Riots

Relax at Christmas with balls
October 28, 2019October 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Work-Life Balance & Deprivation Tanks for Relaxation

Santa Claus model in the snow
October 14, 2019October 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s War!

Christmas balls
October 8, 2019October 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: UN Interference and a New Nuclear Age

Santa Claus in red
October 1, 2019October 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Agadoo, Ice, Dead Elves, & Celeb Journos

Santa Claus
September 23, 2019September 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: When Santa Got Stuck In the Toilet

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