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The Cheese on Toast Museum
February 22, 2024February 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Cheese on Toast Museum 🍞🧀 [Sponsored Post]

The Lord of the Aspirins book
February 20, 2024February 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lord of the Aspirins: Great Books That Never Were 💊

Smoking shelters at work
February 19, 2024February 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Smoking Shelters at Work: Protect Your Pro-Tobacco Employees 🚬

Living Off Aftershave a short story
February 14, 2024February 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #6: Living Off Aftershave 🏝️

Fed Up Fred's online dating advice column
February 13, 2024February 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fed Up Fred’s Dating Advice Column ❤️

The One Hit Wonders pop band
February 12, 2024February 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The One Hit Wonders: Failing at the Hit Single Formula 🎤🎵😙

The Wind in the Pillows book
February 9, 2024February 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Wind in the Pillows: Great Books That Never Were 🌬️🍃💨

Hysterical Screaming Services Ltd.
February 8, 2024February 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Hysterical Screaming Services Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Bats at work guide
February 6, 2024February 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bats at Work: Laws Regarding Fanged Beasts in the Office 🦇

One man and his internet forum
February 5, 2024February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband ALWAYS on internet forums!?”

The Staring Into the Middle-Distance Society
February 1, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Staring Into the Middle-Distance Society [Sponsored Post]

The confessions of a smash avocado
January 31, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #4: The Confessions of a Smashed Avocado 🥑🍾

The Discounts of Monte Cristo
January 30, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Discounts of Monte Cristo: Great Books That Never Were

Dimple chins at work guide
January 29, 2024January 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dimple Chins at Work: Laws Regarding Natural Skin Indentations

Sofa buying addiction
January 26, 2024January 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband is addicted to buying sofas!” 🛋️

Singing lessons with Sam the sheep
January 25, 2024January 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Singing Lessons With Sam the Sheep 🐑 [Sponsored Post]

The Age of Raisins joke book adaptation of Sartre
January 23, 2024January 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Age of Raisins: Great Books That Never Were

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
January 22, 2024January 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lord of the Rings: “You shall not pass!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Diary of a Nobody by George and Weedon Grossmith
January 20, 2024February 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Diary of a Nobody by George and Weedon Grossmith

Elephants at work employment guide
January 19, 2024January 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Elephants at Work: Integrating Tusked-Beasts Into Your Working Environment 🐘

Cabbage Patch Inspection Services Ltd.
January 18, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cabbage Patch Inspection Services Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

The final square of paper on a toilet roll, as left by a man
January 16, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why don’t men replace the bog roll when they’re done with it?!” 🧻

Game of Thrones logo
January 15, 2024January 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Game of Thrones: “Where are my dragons!?” Quote Off!

How to keep calm at work guide for employees and employers
January 12, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Remaining Calm at Work: Guide to Workplace Harmony 😌

Fish beer, the beer with fish flavour that's brilliant
January 11, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fish Beer! The BEST Beer In Town! [Sponsored Post] 🐟🍻

Vampires Ordering Sandwiches short story
January 10, 2024January 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #2: Vampires Ordering Sandwiches

Waiting for Dodos
January 9, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Waiting for Dodos: Great Plays That Never Were

Lonely Hearts Column 2024 Women Seeking Men
January 8, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2024: Women Seeking Men 👩❤️

The Bee Bees tribute act to The Bee Gees
January 5, 2024January 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Bee Bees: Buzzing Tribute Act to The Bee Gees 🐝🍯

Geezer Potion for real men seeking dates
January 4, 2024January 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

GEEZER POTION: Irresistible to Dames [Sponsored Post]

When film night goes wrong with explosions and flames
January 2, 2024January 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my film night keep going wrong?!” 🎞️💥

Lonely Hearts Column 2024 Men Seeking Women
January 1, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2024: Men Seeking Women ❤️👨

Father Christmas being arrested
December 29, 2023December 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas is Arrested 🚔

Shoopastedorant is the Toothpaste, Shampoo, and Deodorant ALL-IN-ONE
December 28, 2023December 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Shoopastedorant: Toothpaste, Shampoo, and Deodorant ALL-IN-ONE [Sponsored Post]

Galaxy Quest the 1999 comedy film
December 27, 2023December 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Galaxy Quest: Fun Parody on Star Trek… By Grabthar’s Hammer! 🔨

Boxing day blues at Christmas time
December 26, 2023December 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get the Boxing Day blues?!” 🔵

Christmas Day 2023 carnage
December 25, 2023December 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Day 2023 Disaster 💥

Santa hires some Robot Christmas workers who strike
December 22, 2023December 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Hiring Christmas Robot Worker H.0 H.0 H.0 🤖

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