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The Dracula-la-las vampire pop group
April 7, 2025April 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Dracula-la-las: Vampire Band With Biting Pop Ditties 🧛‍♀️🧛‍♂️🧛

The Stinky Poops Cinema of bad smells
April 3, 2025April 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Stinky Poops Cinema 🎥🦨 [Sponsored Post]

An example of a witch in an office environment
March 31, 2025April 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Witchcraft at Work: Managing a Sorceress in the Office 🧙‍♀️

The Maltese Falcon film with Humphrey Bogart
March 25, 2025March 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

“The stuff that dreams are made of” Maltese Falcon Quote Off Extravaganza!

15 Certificate Tips for a nice cup of tea
March 24, 2025March 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

15 Certificate Tips: Nice Cup of Tea With Minor Horror & Violence

Piano Lessons With a Certified Lunatic
March 20, 2025March 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Piano Lessons With a Certified Lunatic 🎹🪓 [Sponsored Post]

When a man loves bleeding radiators
March 18, 2025March 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband’s hobby is bleeding radiators…” 🔨

Throat clearing is bad for business and capitalism
March 4, 2025March 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Throat Clearing at Work: Employer Guide to DEVIOUS (!!) Coughs 🤧

Drunk gym time where real men drink beer
March 3, 2025March 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband do drunk gym sessions?!” 💪🍺

Employment law guide to Mosquitoes at Work
February 25, 2025February 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mosquitoes at Work: How to Deal With the Insectoid Horrors 🦟

Wuv the sickeningly sweet pop band
February 24, 2025February 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Wuv: The Most DANGEROUSLY Twee Pop Band in History 💌💘💝💖💗

Beyond the Forest the 1949 Bette Davis film
February 21, 2025February 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Beyond the Forest: “What a Dump!” Quote Off Extravaganza! 🗑️🌳

Shotgun the Immigrashotgun Saga TV Show
February 18, 2025February 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Shotgun: Great TV Shows That Never Were 🔫

Pretentious boyfriend uses one as an impersonal pronoun
February 17, 2025February 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Bf’s impersonal pronoun use of ‘one’ is annoying as hell!” 🤬

Cheap coffee is capitalism's greatest friend
February 11, 2025February 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Cheap Coffee at Work: Laws Regarding Granule-Based Beverages ☕

The Selfish Jeans science book
February 10, 2025February 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Selfish Jeans: Great Books That Never Were 👖

Valentine's Day haiku special
February 7, 2025February 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Valentine’s Day Special 💖

No-Karting is allowed at this motorsport venue
February 6, 2025February 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

No-Karting: The Least Fun Motorsport Venue on Earth 🏎️ [Sponsored Post]

A Brief History of Thyme science book
February 4, 2025February 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Thyme: Great Books That Never Were 🌿

Critical soup at work employment laws guide
February 3, 2025February 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Soup at Work: Critical Employment Laws Regarding Soups🍲

Bobble Hat bulldozers for winter weather construction
January 30, 2025January 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Bobble Hat Bulldozers – For Winter Construction!!! 👷🚧 [Sponsored Post]

Screaming in job interviews is a bad idea as this woman demonstrates
January 28, 2025January 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop screaming in job interviews?” 😱

How to Win Hens and Influence Peacocks
January 27, 2025January 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

How to Win Hens and Influence Peacocks: Great Books That Never Were 🐔

The Brietles a Beatles tribute band with brie
January 21, 2025January 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Brietles: Cheese-Based Beatles Tribute Band 🧀

Can porridge be fatal
January 20, 2025January 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Will hubby’s PORRIDGE ADDICTION end his life!?” 🥣

The horror of a squeaky swivel chair at work
January 14, 2025January 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Squeaking Swivel Chairs in the Office (Employment Law Guide) 🪑

Husband wants family to live on Mars
January 13, 2025January 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Our husband wants us to go to Mars!” ☄️

The Da Vinci Toad
January 10, 2025January 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Da Vinci Toad: Great Books That Never Were 🐸

Hire a Philosopher Enterprises Ltd.
January 9, 2025January 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Hire a Philosopher Enterprises Ltd. 👨‍🎓 [Sponsored Post]

Lonely hearts column men seeking women 2025
January 7, 2025April 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Men Seeking Women 👨‍🦲💝

Lonely hearts column women seeking women 2025
January 6, 2025April 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Women Seeking Men 👴💘

Santa Claus having a party and letting it all hang out
December 31, 2024December 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Letting it All Hang Out Party 🥳🎅

Husband got a pet goose for Christmas
December 30, 2024December 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got a pet goose for Christmas…” 🦢

2025 New Year haiku special
December 27, 2024December 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

New Year’s Haiku for the Angry and Vindictive 🎉✒️

Christmas Steve as a new concept from Santa Claus
December 24, 2024December 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Steve Replaces Christmas Eve 🧔‍♂️🎅

Beetments - Baked Beans Health Spa
December 19, 2024December 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Beetments: Baked Beans Health Spa 🥫 [Sponsored Post]

Should sandwiches be free at work?
December 17, 2024December 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Free Sandwiches at Work: Should This be an Employee Right?! 🥪

Christmas AI and Santa use of artificial intelligence for Christmas
December 16, 2024December 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Can AI Save Christmas!? 🤖🎅

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