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Tag: Scary

The Terminator
January 23, 2019January 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Terminator: It’ll Be Back (for another showing on TV)

January 6, 2019January 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Alien Isolation: The Scariest Scary Horror Game Since Scares Began

Alien
May 23, 2018January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Alien: Still One of the Scariest Scares in Scary Horror History

May 12, 2018May 12, 2018Mr. Wapojif

INSIDE (2016) – Indie Game Masterpiece in Review

Resident Evil
October 29, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Great Video Games That Never Were: Resident Weevil

October 22, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Theoretical Debate: Human Fear Explained

October 11, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Things To Dress Up As On Halloween

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