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Tag: Scary

Aliens: Fireteam Elite
April 24, 2022April 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: Fireteam Elite: Golly Gosh! Xenomorphs Are Rude!

Little Nightmares
December 5, 2021December 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Little Nightmares: Horror Romp With a Pinch of Suspense

A Boglin toy in its cage box
June 10, 2021June 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Boglins: Mattel’s Goblin-Themed ’80s Toys Are a Laugh

Great White film 2021
June 2, 2021June 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great White: The Strangely Dull Shark Survival Horror

Free Solo the film about Alex Honnold
May 19, 2021May 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Free Solo: Documentary About Climbing a Rock

Return to Oz
January 27, 2021January 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Return to Oz: There’s No Place Like a Terrifying Kids Movie

Congo by Michael Crichton
December 26, 2020January 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Congo by Michael Crichton

Resident Evil 7
November 1, 2020November 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Resident Evil 7: Biohazard—Shiver Me Timbers, It’s Scary!

Resident Evil on the PlayStation in 1996
November 1, 2020November 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Resident Evil: The Landmark PlayStation Scary Thing

Carrion
August 2, 2020August 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Carrion: Creepy Reverse Body Horror Monster Majigger

ZombiU for the Wii U
March 29, 2020March 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

ZombiU: Scary Zombie Survival Horror on the Wii U

The Shallows
October 23, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Shallows: Another Daft Shark Thriller Thing

Resident Evil 4 - Wii Edition
June 16, 2019November 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Resident Evil 4: Super Spooky Gorefest is Still Violent

April 5, 2019April 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Saturn Devouring His Son: Goya’s Dark Take On Greek Mythology

The Terminator
January 23, 2019February 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Terminator: It’ll Be Back (for another showing on TV)

January 6, 2019February 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Alien Isolation: The Scariest Scary Horror Game Since Scares Began

Alien
May 23, 2018January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Alien: Still One of the Scariest Scares in Scary Horror History

Resident Evil
October 29, 2015November 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Great Video Games That Never Were: Resident Weevil

A scary hand on a pane of glass
October 22, 2012February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Human Fear Explained: A Theoretical Pontification

Cartoon icons of popular things from Halloween
October 11, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Things To Dress Up As On Halloween

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