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Hysterical Screaming Services Ltd.
February 8, 2024February 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Hysterical Screaming Services Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Bats at work guide
February 6, 2024February 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bats at Work: Laws Regarding Fanged Beasts in the Office 🦇

One man and his internet forum
February 5, 2024February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband ALWAYS on internet forums!?”

The Staring Into the Middle-Distance Society
February 1, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Staring Into the Middle-Distance Society [Sponsored Post]

The confessions of a smash avocado
January 31, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #4: The Confessions of a Smashed Avocado 🥑🍾

The Discounts of Monte Cristo
January 30, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Discounts of Monte Cristo: Great Books That Never Were

Dimple chins at work guide
January 29, 2024January 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dimple Chins at Work: Laws Regarding Natural Skin Indentations

Sofa buying addiction
January 26, 2024January 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband is addicted to buying sofas!” 🛋️

The Age of Raisins joke book adaptation of Sartre
January 23, 2024January 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Age of Raisins: Great Books That Never Were

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
January 22, 2024January 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lord of the Rings: “You shall not pass!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Elephants at work employment guide
January 19, 2024January 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Elephants at Work: Integrating Tusked-Beasts Into Your Working Environment 🐘

Cabbage Patch Inspection Services Ltd.
January 18, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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The final square of paper on a toilet roll, as left by a man
January 16, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why don’t men replace the bog roll when they’re done with it?!” 🧻

Game of Thrones logo
January 15, 2024January 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Game of Thrones: “Where are my dragons!?” Quote Off!

How to keep calm at work guide for employees and employers
January 12, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Remaining Calm at Work: Guide to Workplace Harmony 😌

Fish beer, the beer with fish flavour that's brilliant
January 11, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fish Beer! The BEST Beer In Town! [Sponsored Post] 🐟🍻

Vampires Ordering Sandwiches short story
January 10, 2024January 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #2: Vampires Ordering Sandwiches

Waiting for Dodos
January 9, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Waiting for Dodos: Great Plays That Never Were

Lonely Hearts Column 2024 Women Seeking Men
January 8, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2024: Women Seeking Men 👩❤️

The Bee Bees tribute act to The Bee Gees
January 5, 2024January 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Bee Bees: Buzzing Tribute Act to The Bee Gees 🐝🍯

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GEEZER POTION: Irresistible to Dames [Sponsored Post]

Fiddlesticks the Destroyer short story
January 3, 2024January 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #1: Fiddlesticks the Destroyer (extract) 🐹

When film night goes wrong with explosions and flames
January 2, 2024January 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my film night keep going wrong?!” 🎞️💥

Lonely Hearts Column 2024 Men Seeking Women
January 1, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2024: Men Seeking Women ❤️👨

Father Christmas being arrested
December 29, 2023December 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas is Arrested 🚔

Galaxy Quest the 1999 comedy film
December 27, 2023December 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Galaxy Quest: Fun Parody on Star Trek… By Grabthar’s Hammer! 🔨

Boxing day blues at Christmas time
December 26, 2023December 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get the Boxing Day blues?!” 🔵

Christmas Day 2023 carnage
December 25, 2023December 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Day 2023 Disaster 💥

Santa hires some Robot Christmas workers who strike
December 22, 2023December 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Hiring Christmas Robot Worker H.0 H.0 H.0 🤖

Baffling Language Barrier Enterprises Ltd.
December 21, 2023December 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Baffling Language Barrier Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Christmas Carols Ruined by Adding Clogged Toilet to the Title
December 19, 2023December 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Carols Ruined by Adding “Clogged Toilet” to the Title

How to deal with the office idiot
December 18, 2023December 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Office Idiot: How to Deal With Your Resident Halfwit

Santa burying bad news at Christmas
December 15, 2023December 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: How to Bury Bad News ⛏🎅

The Worst Supermarket in the World
December 14, 2023December 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

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How to write romance novels
December 12, 2023December 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are good tips for writing romance novels?”

Professional Moron's Awful Christmas Cards
December 11, 2023December 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Christmas Card Collection (2023) 🎄🎁✉️

Introducing the PooStation 5
December 8, 2023December 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Mass Producing the PooStation 5 💩🎮

Pomposity centre for being upper class and posh
December 7, 2023December 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lord Rupertson III’s Pomposity Centre for Erudite Elucidation on Imperious Superciliousness Pertaining to High Societal Necessitations [Sponsored Post]

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