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Guybrush Threepwood in the Curse of Monkey Island near to a spittoon.
October 20, 2020April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Spittoons: What Were These Gross Things?

Predator - They ain't got time to bleed
September 27, 2018September 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “I ain’t got time to bleed” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Tobacco smoked salmon
February 10, 2017February 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tobacco Smoked Salmon

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Exclusive Recipe: Marmite & Tobacco Soup

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