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Tag: toxic masculinity

Why Playing Games on Hard mode Doesn’t automatically lead to being an alpha male
July 21, 2025July 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I play games on Hard Mode, why aren’t babes lining up!?” 💪

HRU - The Dating App for Lazy Men
July 17, 2025July 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

HRU: The Dating App for Lazy Men 💘 [Sponsored Post]

The Surfer starring Nic Cage
July 12, 2025July 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Surfer: Aussie Heatwaves & Nic Cage 🏄‍♂️🌞

Are cold showers manly?
July 1, 2025July 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Do cold showers make me MANLY?!” 🚿💪

The Skinhead Lawn Mowing Movement for a skinhead lawn
April 28, 2025April 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband’s MAD skinhead lawn mowing obsession!” 🏡

Drunk gym time where real men drink beer
March 3, 2025March 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband do drunk gym sessions?!” 💪🍺

The horror of ghosting in online dating
November 5, 2024November 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do women GHOST me on dating apps?!” 👻

A man scared of Halloween things
September 30, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is scared of Halloween” 🎃

When a woman is the main relationship money earner
September 23, 2024September 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife EARNS MORE and my masculinity is threatened!”

The curse of saying like too much in a relationship
August 12, 2024August 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend, like, says I say ‘like’ too much…”

Men wearing pink shirts to the office guide
July 30, 2024July 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Manly Men Wearing Pink Shirts at Work Employment Law Guide 👚

The final square of paper on a toilet roll, as left by a man
January 16, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why don’t men replace the bog roll when they’re done with it?!” 🧻

Geezer Potion for real men seeking dates
January 4, 2024January 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

GEEZER POTION: Irresistible to Dames [Sponsored Post]

Macho hot water bottles
November 2, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

THE MACHO HOT WATER BOTTLE COMPANY 🏋️ [SPONSORED POST]

Why men get few matches on dating apps
September 18, 2023September 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do men get so few matches on dating apps?!?”

SLAP! The online dating app about slapping jerk men
August 31, 2023August 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

SLAP! The Dating App That Punishes Jerks [Sponsored Post]

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