Right, we’ve had enough of idiots getting the most basic of English lessons incorrect. For the love of Sweet Zombie Jesus, “you are” equals “you’re”. You hear? It’s a contraction, you see, which is what happens to pregnant women when they’re giving birth as they’re fed up of being pregnant and hearing doctors get their yours wrong.
English contractions aren’t as mind crushingly agonising as pregnancy contractions, of course, unless of course you suffer from Grammer Pedantry. This is an illness which afflicts people with an IQ above 80 who are able to construct sentences which most 5 year olds could probably manage (probably as during their “deliverance” they could hear their mother screaming “You’re a b&%^$&!!!” at her spouse, due to the pain you see).