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Mobike
January 20, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mobike & Manchester: The Bike Scheme Failure From Hell

The Touryst
January 19, 2020February 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Touryst: Innovative Voxel (like LEGO) Holiday Adventure

KUUKIYOMI Consider It!-min
January 19, 2020February 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

KUUKIYOMI: Consider It! Play to Become a Polite Person

A Monk’s Guide to a Clean House and Mind by Shoukei Matsumotou
January 18, 2020February 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

A Monk’s Guide to a Clean House and Mind by Shoukei Matsumotou

Knightmare TV show
January 17, 2020February 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Knightmare: Cult Classic British Blue Screen Kids TV Done Proper

Marmite on toast
January 16, 2020February 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Marmite: How is it Made?

Romantic dinner setting with wine glasses and candles
January 15, 2020January 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband got me a weird anniversary present!”

Manchester city centre with buildings and apartment blocks
January 14, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Flatmates & Neighbours: The Very Best of Our Rental History

Yoyoka Soma drummer girl
January 13, 2020February 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Yoyoka Soma: 10 Year Old Japanese Drumming Sensation

Hive Time
January 12, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Hive Time: Buzzing Strategy Sim With Added Yellow

The Settlers III
January 12, 2020February 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Settlers III: Cute Historical Strategy Game With Archers

Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser
January 11, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser

Alex the Honking Bird logo
January 10, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Alex the Honking Bird: A Birdo Just Has to Honk

Business mission statement
January 9, 2020January 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

20 FREE Mission Statements For Businesses

The Young Ones with Rik, Vyvyan, Neil, and Mike
January 8, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Young Ones: Anarchic BBC Comedy Stuff of Legends

Crazy ex-boyfriends - a guy wielding an axe
January 7, 2020December 31, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! What do I do about my crazy exes?!”

Taki Inoue driving his Footwork F1 car
January 6, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Taki Inoue: The Worst F1 Driver Ever?

A Short Hike
January 5, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

A Short Hike: Super Charming & Peaceful Birdo Trek Thing

Flame Hyenard
January 5, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Flame Hyenard: “Burn to the ground!” in Mega Man X7

January 4, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Animate and the Inanimate by William James Sidis

A love heart tied to some rope
January 3, 2020January 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Women Special!

Love hearts in a crossword puzzle
January 2, 2020January 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Men Special!

Pingu
January 1, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Pingu: Familial Anthropomorphic Penguin Activities Show

Women seeking men in dating
December 31, 2019December 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Men Special!

A man dating a woman in a Santa hat
December 30, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Women Special!

Wattam
December 29, 2019January 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Wattam: The Most Bizarre Indie Game of 2019

Katamari Damacy on the PlayStation 2
December 29, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Katamari Damacy Reroll: Erm… This One is Cute & Crazy

Mr. Bumap by Roger Hargreaves
December 28, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Men by Roger Hargreaves

The Archers BBC
December 27, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Archers: Why We Hate BBC Radio 4’s Stupid Soap Opera

Christmas Dayy Santa and snow with a baubel
December 26, 2019December 26, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2019

Howl's Moving Castle
December 25, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Howl’s Moving Castle: Charming Animation With a Live Castle

Skyrim
December 24, 2019December 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Skyrim Acting: Real Life Depictions of Dodgy AI & Bugs

Santa Claus picking up a Christmas item
December 23, 2019December 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Maladies & Mobilty Scooters

Shovel Knight: King of Cards
December 22, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Shovel Knight: King of Cards—Farewell to the Indie Masterpiece

Pikuniku
December 22, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Pikuniku: Cutesy Dystopian Nightmare of an Indie Gem

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