A yellow blob with a vacant expression

Professional Moron

Daily Doses of Surreal Humour & Culture

Menu Skip to content
  • Silliness
    • Insane Inventions
    • Breaking News
    • Great Sayings Revisited
    • Hamsters
    • In Praise Of…
    • Haiku Friday
  • Food
    • Genius New Recipes
    • Food Disasters
    • Oodles of Noodles
    • Tea Week!
  • Features
    • Agony Aunt
    • Ask Dr. Moron
    • Business Advice
    • Exclusive Santa Claus Newsletters
    • FAQs About Stuff
    • How to…
    • Special Features
    • Drumming
  • Films & TV
    • Film Quote Off Extravaganzas
    • TV Shows That Never Were
    • Film Reviews (Serious Ones)
  • Groovy Books
    • Serious Books
    • Not So Serious Books
    • Travel Writing
    • Our Short Stories
  • Video games
    • Indie games
    • Retro gaming
    • Modern Games
  • About
Link: The Faces of Evil on the Philips CD-i
March 7, 2021March 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Link: The Faces of Evil—The Philips CD-i Zelda Disaster

BARKING by Lucy Sullivan
March 6, 2021March 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

BARKING by Lucy Sullivan

A bowl of curd with fruit and nuts
March 5, 2021March 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

15 Hit Singles Ruined by Adding “Curd” Into the Title

Have Some Junket old school marketing
March 4, 2021March 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Junket: Curdled Milk Dessert of Yesteryear

Sharky and George in the intro sequence to the TV show
March 3, 2021March 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Sharky & George: Crime Busters of the Sea (of course)

A blue teapot with herbal tea in its centre
March 2, 2021March 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapot Washing Machine

An office setting with laptops, paper, pens, and employees discussing work
March 1, 2021March 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Yodelling at Work: How to Manage Employee Falsettos

Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu NES game
February 28, 2021February 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu: Oddball NES Title With Inebriation

40 Winks on the Nintendo 64
February 28, 2021February 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

40 Winks: Cancelled N64 Platformer Now on Steam

Close-up of a snake's head
February 27, 2021March 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ilha da Queimada Grande (Snake Island): Another Happy Place

Greggs sausage rolls
February 26, 2021February 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Sausage Rolls: Savoury Snack With Lots of Pastry

Two guns placed side by side with a black background
February 25, 2021February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Russian Brûlétte (tasty dessert & game of chance)

Jumanji from 1995 with Robin Williams
February 24, 2021February 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Jumanji: Robin Williams, Bebe Neuwirth, & Crazy Animals

A selection of blue and white towels
February 23, 2021February 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s bath towel always stinks!”

A dog in an office with some glasses on next to an Apple Mac
February 22, 2021February 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Office Pets: Introducing Animals to the Workplace

Super Mario 3D World on the Nintendo Switch
February 21, 2021February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario 3D World: The Most Fun Ever (now with extra cats)

Bowser looking imposing as a monster in Bowser's Fury
February 21, 2021February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Bowser’s Fury: Super Mario Meets Godzilla

Didier Pironi
February 20, 2021March 14, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Didier Pironi: French F1 Ace With Tragedy-Stricken Career

Cucumber sandwich with white bread.
February 19, 2021February 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cucumber Sandwiches: England’s Most Upper Class Foodstuff, I Say

A pile of broken wood, with possibilities to get splinters.
February 18, 2021February 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have a splinter… am I doomed?!”

A Hard Day's Night
February 17, 2021February 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

A Hard Day’s Night: The Beatles’ First Film Thing

A cartoon person sleeping and dreaming of a fish in the night sky.
February 16, 2021February 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband talks in his sleep and it’s disturbing!”

A pair of horrible man's feet in some sandals.
February 15, 2021February 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Flip-Flops at Work: Should Your Business Tolerate Toes?

Star Fox 2 on the Super Nintendo
February 14, 2021February 14, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Star Fox 2: Nintendo’s Cancelled SNES Space Shooter

Starwing on the Super Nintendo
February 14, 2021February 14, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Starwing (Star Fox): SNES Shooter With Anthropomorphic Animals

Hedra comic book cover
February 13, 2021February 14, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Hedra by Jesse Lonergan

A selection of crumpets
February 12, 2021February 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Crumpets: Tasty Bread You Toast For a Super Snack

A cup of coffee surrounded by coffee beans.
February 11, 2021February 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I control my caffeine intake?”

It's All Gone Pete Tong
February 10, 2021February 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

It’s All Gone Pete Tong: Thoughtful Meditation on Excess & Loss

A cartoon woman holding in a magnet to draw in men.
February 9, 2021February 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Women Seeking Men

A man holding his girlfriend in a romantic embrace.
February 8, 2021February 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Men Seeking Women

Luigi's Mansion 3
February 7, 2021February 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Luigi’s Mansion 3: Super Cute Haunted House Horror Fun

Virtual Boy Wario Land
February 7, 2021February 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Virtual Boy Wario Land: Red & Black VR Platforming

GameBlast 2021 from SpecialEffect
February 6, 2021February 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Gaming Backlog & GameBlast21 Charity Marathon Majigger

Action Park logo
February 6, 2021February 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Action Park: The 1980’s Most Dangerous Theme Park

An orange rubber bung
February 5, 2021February 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Hot Cross Bungs (tasty and useful hole blocker)

A selection of hot cross buns, one of which is on a yellow plate.
February 4, 2021February 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Hot Cross Buns: One a Penny, Two a Penny Foodstuff

Leaving Las Vegas
February 3, 2021February 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Leaving Las Vegas: Challenging Drama About Mental Health

Posts navigation

← 1 2 3 … 76 →

Join 2,451 other followers

Support the Stupidity

Professional Moron patron icon

Sail the Social Ship

  • Instagram
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Facebook

Looking for Something?

Our Most Excellent Posts

Agony Aunt: "My husband always walks around with his top off!"
Daydream and Drunkenness of a Young Lady by Clarice Lispector
Weetabix: The Breakfast Cereal of Champions
Ee Ba Gum: The Greatest Saying in English History
10 Fish That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone
The Best Song Titles That Haven’t Been Used Yet
Star Wars The Phantom Menace: "I don't like sand" Quote Off!
10 Vegetables That Sound Like You're Insulting Someone
Exclusive Recipe: Mayonnaise Soup
Mondo Mascots: Celebrating Japan's Bizarre Yuru-Chara

Twits on Twitter

My Tweets

Idiots on Instagram

Used to wear this SOB shirt as a kid in the early ‘90s. It no longer fits. #retro #retrostyle #retrogaming #retrogames #Mario #SuperMario #Nintendo #nintendoclothes
Another Friday trip out, another #Marmite spotting! Huzzah! #peanutbutter #marmitelover #peanutbutterlover #peanutbutteraddict #foodporn #foodie #foodiesofinstagram
Thought I’d show off me moves a bit! A great lockdown activity, this. Keeps you sane. #juggle #juggling #jugglersofinstagram #juggler #jugglinglife #jugglers #jugglingeveryday
Here’s me with #myfirstdog, Rella, who was gracious enough to teach me the ABCs. #dogs #dog #childhoodpet #pets #dogsofinstagram #dogsofinsta #dogslife #labrador
I’m looking fabulous again, plus sporting a fine Reni hat. Thanks to @resalis for the art! #art #artistic #cartoon#cartoonart #cartoondrawing #umbrella #scarecrow
Some unusual looking people in #PiccadillyGardens. They just stay there all day not working. Lazy. Lazy freeloaders. #Manchester #city #citylife #cityphotography #statuephotography #statue

Facebook Fools

Facebook Fools

Complete PM History

Totally Translatable

Copyright & All That

© Professional Moron: 2012-2021. Unauthorised use or duplication of our content without permission is a no. If you use excerpts, provide us with credit. Or else!

Create a website or blog at WordPress.com
Cookies & Privacy: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use. To find out more, including how to control cookies, you see here: Cookie Policy
Cancel

 
Loading Comments...
Comment
    ×