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More than just a petty face
June 22, 2017June 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: More than just a petty face

Sudden Impact - Clint Eastwood
June 21, 2017June 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Sudden Impact: “Go ahead, make my day” Quote Off Extravaganza!

In Praise of Owls
June 20, 2017June 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Are Owls So Bloody Wise?

Toilet Cloner
June 19, 2017June 20, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Toilet Cloner (miles better than toilet cleaner)

Trainspotting 2
June 18, 2017June 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Choose T2 Trainspotting

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep - Philip K. Dick
June 17, 2017June 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

Tzatziki to be renamed
June 16, 2017June 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Controversy as Tzatziki Renamed “Cucumber Dip”

A ladle and a ladder
June 15, 2017June 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Laddler (a ladle and ladder all-in-one)

The Spice Girls Pizza
June 14, 2017June 14, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pizza-Zigazig Ah (Spice Girls themed pizza)

20 Classic Plays Ruined By Using Body Parts in the Title
June 13, 2017June 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

20 Classic Plays Ruined By Using Body Parts in the Title

Snowflake generation
June 12, 2017June 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My kids are snowflakes!”

Catfight
June 11, 2017June 11, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Catfight: Violent Social Commentary & Fisticuffs Fun

Longitude by Dava Sobel
June 10, 2017June 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Longitude by Dava Sobel

Oliver Reed - eccentric interviews
June 9, 2017June 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best of Oliver Reed Being Eccentric in Interviews

NASA plans to visit The Sun tabloid newspaper
June 8, 2017June 8, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: NASA to Visit The Sun – Tabloid Rejects Request!

Classic songs ruined by fish
June 7, 2017June 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

20 Classic Songs Ruined By Using Fish Names in the Titles

Pain et Agony au Chocolat
June 6, 2017June 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pain et Agony au Chocolat (delicious!)

The first woman on Mars
June 5, 2017June 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m a man and I want to be the first woman on Mars”

Can - Jaki Liebezeit
June 4, 2017June 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Jaki Liebezeit: Tribute to One of the World’s Greatest Drummers

Dead Cells
June 4, 2017June 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Dead Cells: Very Much Alive & Awesome Metroidvania Fun

Big Sur - Jack Kerouac
June 3, 2017June 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Big Sur by Jack Kerouac

Face Off
June 2, 2017June 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Face/Off: “I’d like to take his face… off” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Mansplaining
June 1, 2017May 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps mansplaining!”

Potatoes
May 31, 2017May 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

20 Classic Films Ruined By Using “Potato” in the Title

The ReHearse - Rehearse in a hearse
May 30, 2017May 29, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: ReHearse (private rehearsing in a hearse!)

Bottom - TV Show
May 29, 2017May 29, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Bottom: Celebrating 26 Years of Violent, Sweary, Satirical Bliss

RiME
May 28, 2017May 29, 2017Mr. Wapojif

RiME: Hyped up Indie Adventure Delivers the Goods

On the Road by Jack Kerouac
May 27, 2017May 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: On the Road by Jack Kerouac

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
May 26, 2017May 26, 2017Mr. Wapojif

50th Anniversary: Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

ConfiDance the dancing robot
May 26, 2017May 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Learn to Dance with the ConfiDance Robot!

Pommes de Tear clothes recipe
May 25, 2017May 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pommes de Tear (make your torn clothes edible)

Withnail and I
May 24, 2017May 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Withnail and I: “I demand to have some booze!” Quote Off

Brain language scan
May 23, 2017May 23, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: PastErr (see your conversational filler records!)

UK national anthem to be rewritten
May 22, 2017May 22, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British National Anthem to be Rewritten!

May 21, 2017May 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Link’s Awakening: The Game Boy Zelda we Bloody Love

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