


BARKING by Lucy Sullivan

15 Hit Singles Ruined by Adding “Curd” Into the Title

Junket: Curdled Milk Dessert of Yesteryear

Sharky & George: Crime Busters of the Sea (of course)

Exclusive Invention: The Teapot Washing Machine

Yodelling at Work: How to Manage Employee Falsettos

Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu: Oddball NES Title With Inebriation

40 Winks: Cancelled N64 Platformer Now on Steam

Ilha da Queimada Grande (Snake Island): Another Happy Place

Sausage Rolls: Savoury Snack With Lots of Pastry

Exclusive Recipe: Russian Brûlétte (tasty dessert & game of chance)

Jumanji: Robin Williams, Bebe Neuwirth, & Crazy Animals

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s bath towel always stinks!”

Office Pets: Introducing Animals to the Workplace

Super Mario 3D World: The Most Fun Ever (now with extra cats)

Bowser’s Fury: Super Mario Meets Godzilla

Didier Pironi: French F1 Ace With Tragedy-Stricken Career

Cucumber Sandwiches: England’s Most Upper Class Foodstuff, I Say

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have a splinter… am I doomed?!”

A Hard Day’s Night: The Beatles’ First Film Thing

Agony Aunt: “My husband talks in his sleep and it’s disturbing!”

Flip-Flops at Work: Should Your Business Tolerate Toes?

Star Fox 2: Nintendo’s Cancelled SNES Space Shooter

Starwing (Star Fox): SNES Shooter With Anthropomorphic Animals

Hedra by Jesse Lonergan

Crumpets: Tasty Bread You Toast For a Super Snack

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I control my caffeine intake?”

It’s All Gone Pete Tong: Thoughtful Meditation on Excess & Loss

Lonely Hearts 2021: Women Seeking Men

Lonely Hearts 2021: Men Seeking Women

Luigi’s Mansion 3: Super Cute Haunted House Horror Fun

Virtual Boy Wario Land: Red & Black VR Platforming

Gaming Backlog & GameBlast21 Charity Marathon Majigger

Action Park: The 1980’s Most Dangerous Theme Park

Exclusive Recipe: Hot Cross Bungs (tasty and useful hole blocker)

Hot Cross Buns: One a Penny, Two a Penny Foodstuff
