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Other Minds The Octopus and the Evolution of Intelligent Life by Peter Godfrey Smith
December 12, 2020December 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Other Minds: The Octopus and the Evolution of Intelligent Life by Peter Godfrey-Smith

A boy with acne
December 11, 2020December 31, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How does one deal with acne?”

Le Pétomane (Joseph Pujol)
December 10, 2020December 10, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Le Pétomane: The Awesome Absurdity of France’s Top Flatulist

Trigger Happy TV
December 9, 2020December 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Trigger Happy TV: The Fast-Paced Hidden Camera Show

A Santa Claus toy model
December 8, 2020December 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Pants Conundrum

A toilet in a modern bathroom
December 7, 2020December 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps peeing on the toilet seat!”

Saikyō Habu Shōgi on the N64
December 6, 2020December 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Saikyō Habu Shōgi: Japanese Chess N64 Launch Title Romp

64 Trump Collection Alice - No Waku Waku Trump World on the N64
December 6, 2020December 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

64 Trump Collection: Alice no Waku Waku Trump World—Card Game on the N64

The Scourging Angel - The Black Death in the British Isles by Benedict Gummer
December 5, 2020December 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Scourging Angel—The Black Death in the British Isles by Benedict Gummer

A man with a big bushy beard
December 4, 2020December 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Growing a Beard: The Common Mistakes Men (and women) Make

Romain Grosjean driving the Haas. Davide Gennaro, Getty Images
December 3, 2020December 3, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Romain Grosjean: Frenchman’s Heroic F1 Survival

A woman reading a book
December 2, 2020December 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband can’t read and write!”

An assortment of vegetables
November 30, 2020November 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Are vegetables good for you, really?”

The Alto Collection
November 29, 2020November 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Alto Collection: Addictive Endless Runner With Llamas

Him & Her the indie game
November 29, 2020November 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Him & Her: Cute & Simplistic Puzzler That’s a Challenge

A love heart in cartoon red
November 23, 2020November 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I know if I’ve fallen in love?!”

Glover on the N64
November 22, 2020November 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Glover: Unique N64 Platformer With a Glove

Blues Brothers 2000 on the N64
November 22, 2020November 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Blues Brothers 2000: Jazzy N64 Platformer Majigger

The Cheater's Guide to Love by Junot Díaz
November 21, 2020November 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Cheater’s Guide to Love by Junot Díaz

Santa just says ho
November 20, 2020November 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s New Office!

Scottish icons, including haggis
November 19, 2020November 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Haggis: Scottish Dish Also in Earthworm Jim

The Automatic Moving Company
November 18, 2020November 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Automatic Moving Company: 1912 Stop-Motion Jaunt

Elvin Jones playing the drums
November 17, 2020November 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Elvin Jones: Making the Jazz Drums Artistic & Cool

Kākāpō parrot
November 16, 2020November 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Kākāpō: New Zealand’s Bird of the Year 2020 (is also podgy)

Bastion
November 15, 2020November 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Bastion: Stellar Indie Romp With Dynamic Narration

Harvest Moon on the Game Boy Color
November 15, 2020November 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Harvest Moon on the Game Boy: Farm Those Potatoes!

The Rotten Romans by Terry Deary
November 14, 2020November 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Horrible Histories Series by Terry Deary

Black Pudding
November 13, 2020November 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Black Pudding: This’ll Put Hair on Your Eyebrows

The moronic survey 2020
November 12, 2020November 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Moronic Survey 2020: Take Part in it Now, Dammit!

Deliverance the 1972 film
November 11, 2020December 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Deliverance: Camping Romp With Banjos & Rivers

Professional Moron as a scarecrow
November 10, 2020November 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Art Special: The Professional Moron Scarecrow

A Santa hat on a picket fence line in the snow.
November 9, 2020November 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Working 9 to 5 past 3 am (& US Election 2020 Response)

Subnautica
November 8, 2020November 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Subnautica: Beautiful Water-Based Survival Romp

Hotshot Racing
November 8, 2020November 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Hotshot Racing: Enjoyable & Daft Racing Revving Racer

November 7, 2020November 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Reblog: Princess Blue Holly vs Etamilc Egnahc

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