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Welcome mat
October 12, 2018October 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Importance of Welcome Mats (that don’t maim anyone)

An extravagant crevice with a waterfall
October 11, 2018October 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Drum Pit (drum kits in a pit)

Stranded - I've come from a plane that crashed on the mountains
October 10, 2018October 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Stranded: Inspirational Account of the 1972 Andes Plane Crash

Dinner party
October 9, 2018October 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Host a Dinner Party

Bananas
October 8, 2018October 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is the banana, why is it yellow, and is it dangerous?

The Witcher 3
October 7, 2018October 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Witcher 3: (Finally) Catching Up With The Modern Classic

Jacob's Hands by Aldous Huxley and Christoper Isherwood
October 6, 2018October 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Jacob’s Hands by Huxley & Isherwood

Someone pointing at a graph in a business decision
October 5, 2018October 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)

Thimble
October 4, 2018October 4, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Thimble Dryer (a tumble dryer for thimbles)

Chewing gum
October 3, 2018September 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Chewing Gum: In Contempt of This Abomination!

Ignorance
October 2, 2018October 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Dunning-Kruger Effect: Let Us Consider This Stupid Phenomenon

Rye bread
October 1, 2018October 1, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)

Pigeon
September 30, 2018September 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Pigeons: In Praise Of These Epic Little Winged Beasts

Isle of Dogs
September 30, 2018September 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Isle of Dogs: You’re BARKING Mad If You Miss It!!

The Guest Cat by Takashi Hiraide
September 29, 2018October 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Guest Cat by Takashi Hiraide

Christmas cheer
September 28, 2018September 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singles, Shingles, Gout, & Yuletide Prep

Predator - They ain't got time to bleed
September 27, 2018September 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “I ain’t got time to bleed” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Predator
September 26, 2018September 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Predator: We’ve Got Time To Bleed For 1987’s Macho Masterpiece

Ketchup
September 25, 2018September 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Is ketchup safe for human consumption? (& etc.)

Beer
September 24, 2018September 24, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Blind Drunk Date

People Are Strange by The Doors
September 23, 2018September 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

People Are Strange: Contemplating The Doors’ Classic (& Strangeness)

Super Mario Bros 3 on the Nintendo Switch
September 23, 2018September 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros 3: Ultimate Classic Hits The Nintendo Switch!

A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich
September 22, 2018September 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich

Christmas 2019 with a girl watching Santa in the snow
September 21, 2018September 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas!

September 20, 2018September 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Moshing Machine (for hardcore washers)

Nic Cage
September 19, 2018September 18, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Nicolas Cage: Deconstructing the Enigma!

Hamper
September 18, 2018September 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Buffy The Hamper Slayer

Jalapeños
September 17, 2018September 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses

Unravel
September 16, 2018September 16, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Unravel: A Charming and Woolly Indie Romp

Super Mario Bros
September 16, 2018September 16, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros: A NES Speed Running Special

Firmin by Sam Savage
September 15, 2018September 16, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Firmin by Sam Savage

Aaaarrghhh
September 14, 2018September 14, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”

Toys and a toilet
September 13, 2018September 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toylet (a toy toilet for adults and kids!)

A shower unit.
September 12, 2018September 12, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are shower curtains and are they even necessary?

Movie making equipment
September 11, 2018September 11, 2018Mr. Wapojif

10 High-Concept Movie Pitches For Hollywood

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