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The first picture of a human being
October 26, 2021October 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The First Photographs from History (the 19th century)

Lots of little Santas across Christmas wrapping
October 25, 2021October 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Great Lice Outbreak of Christmas 2021

Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure on the Mega Drive
October 24, 2021October 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure is Bogey-Based Fun

Alien 3 on the Super Nintendo
October 24, 2021October 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien 3: Multi-Platform Romp Adapted From Dodgy ’92 Film

Sally Cinnamon by The Stone Roses
October 23, 2021October 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Sally Cinnamon: The Stone Roses’ Era Defining Turning Point

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October 22, 2021October 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop sleepwalking?”

October 21, 2021October 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Bedfordshire Clanger: Gargantuan Pastry Dish Includes Apples

Project Nim
October 20, 2021October 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Project Nim: Documentary About a Failed ’70s Language Study

A black and white turntable sound player
October 19, 2021October 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Earliest Recorded Sounds: Listen to Noises of Yesteryear

Ho Ho Ho written in the snow
October 18, 2021October 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Starts at the Psychiatrists

Metroid Dread
October 17, 2021October 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Metroid Dread: A Total Beast of a Metroidvania

Sable the indie game
October 17, 2021October 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Sable: Peaceful Open World Exploration Romp With Sand

Gastro Obscura book
October 16, 2021October 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Gastro Obscura: Food Curiosities From Around the World

A doner kebab from Doner Haus in Manchester.
October 15, 2021October 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Doner Kebabs: England’s Favourite Drunken Late Night Dinner

Zak Starkey drumming
October 14, 2021October 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Zak Starkey: Ringo Starr’s Son & The Importance Of Being Idle

Man on Wire documentary
October 13, 2021October 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Man on Wire: The High-Wire Walk That Still Startles

Two glasses of red wine near to a fireplace
October 12, 2021October 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Recipe: Deep-Fried Red Wine (For the Oenophile in All of Us)

A cheerful cartoon Santa hugging a polar bear
October 11, 2021October 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Lurgy Outbreak Threatens Christmas!

Ninja JaJaMaru-kun for the NES
October 10, 2021November 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ninja JaJaMaru-kun: Japan-Only Romp With Ninja Stuff

Fire 'n Ice on the NES
October 10, 2021October 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Fire ‘n Ice (Solomon’s Key 2): NES Romp With the Destruction of Fire

MoroniCast podcast logo
October 9, 2021November 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #5: Explaining Video Games for Non-Gamers

Weird Wendy's Wild Wine Tasting Getaway
October 8, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Weird Wendy’s Wild Wine Tasting Getaway [Sponsored Post]

Deep-Fried Mars Bar
October 7, 2021October 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Deep-Fried Mars Bars: Scottish Chocolate Treat of Bad Health

Jason Becker Not Dead Yet documentary
October 6, 2021October 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Jason Becker: Not Dead Yet—Virtuoso Dude Defies the Odds

A drunk and hangover Santa asking for alcohol
October 5, 2021October 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: “Christmas is DEAD!”, Yells Santa in Statement

Gorgonzola cheese next to a pear
October 4, 2021October 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Gorgonzola at Work: Employment Laws on Veined Blue Cheese

Dancing Monster on the Commodore 64
October 3, 2021November 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Dancing Monster: The Gloriously Bizarre Commodore 64 Shimmy

October 3, 2021October 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Super Gran: Just Another Weird Commodore 64 Game, Really

The Stone Roses - Made of Stone art
October 2, 2021October 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Made of Stone: The Stone Roses’ Shamanic Masterpiece

The Cookie Monster holding cookies
October 1, 2021October 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Cookie Monster: Tribute to This Most Depraved Blue Being

September 30, 2021October 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Wigan Kebab: Pie Barm With Stodge and Northerness

Jaws 2 - Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
September 29, 2021September 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Jaws 2: Decent Sequel to An All-Time Classic Movie Thing

A woman admiring her lipstick in a mirror
September 28, 2021September 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my wife addicted to wearing lipstick?”

An empty business meeting room
September 27, 2021September 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Ensure Hard Work at Work For a Hardworking Workforce

The Chernobyl Sarcophagus Memorial next to the Chernobyl Power Plant in Ukraine
September 25, 2021September 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Chernobyl and Pripyat: Visiting Ukraine’s Exclusion Zone

Kiev in Ukraine with city centre architecture
September 24, 2021September 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Say Really Silly Things in Ukraine

Carrs Pasties with a pasty barm
September 23, 2021September 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Pasty Barm: Stodge Happy Bolton Delicacy is Food

Michael Schumacher Netflix documentary
September 22, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Schumacher: Thoughtful Documentary on F1 Legend’s Life

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