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The Secret Policeman's Ball
December 20, 2019December 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Policeman’s Ball: “Will this wind, be so mighty?” & The End of the World

A sleepy looking pug on a bed
December 19, 2019December 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: How to Fall Asleep

A nagging woman
December 18, 2019December 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop the wife nagging?”

A Bearded Reedling - panurus biarmicus
December 17, 2019December 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Bearded Reedling: Yet Another Awesome Feathered Friend

Winter Wonderlad
December 16, 2019December 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bone-Crunching Accidents & Online Dating

39 Days to Mars
December 15, 2019January 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

39 Days to Mars: Spiffing Space Steampunk Puzzler

Starman the game
December 15, 2019December 15, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Starman: Eye-Catching Puzzle Game in Space

Notes from Underground by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
December 14, 2019December 15, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Notes from Underground by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Brexit and the EU
December 14, 2019December 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: The UK Enters a New Era (of crap)

Pitcairn Island
December 13, 2019December 13, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Pitcairn Island: Live the Dream in Paradise?

A football crowd at a match one beautiful evening
December 12, 2019December 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a football hooligan!”

December 11, 2019December 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Hitler: The Rise of Evil—Excellent Historical Mini-Series

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
December 10, 2019December 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion’s AI is a Beautiful Thing

Christmas gifts in multicoloured boxes
December 9, 2019December 31, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Terrifying Stocking Fillers & Santa Joins Instagram!

Enter the Gungeon
December 8, 2019December 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Enter the Gungeon: Riveting Bullet Hell Roguelike Fun!

Sega Worldwide Soccer Euro 2000 Edition
December 8, 2019November 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Sega Worldwide Soccer Euro 2000 Edition: The Bizarre Dreamcast Footballer

Strange Weather in Tokyo by Hiromi Kawakami
December 7, 2019December 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Strange Weather in Tokyo by Hiromi Kawakami

Vote with hands reaching out to it
December 6, 2019December 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

General Election 2019: Professional Moron’s Guide to English Politics

Blogging on WordPress
December 5, 2019December 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Questions… Answered! From Extra Life

Disciplinary hearing
December 4, 2019December 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boss has called me to a disciplinary meeting!”

Oliver Twist film poster
December 3, 2019November 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Oliver Twist: “Please, sir, I want some more” Quote Off!

Let it snow!
December 2, 2019December 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho, Ho, Ho! Lots of Snow & Swearing!

Super Mario RPG
December 1, 2019December 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars—A SNES Cult Classic

Joe and Mac 2: Lost in the Tropics
December 1, 2019December 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Joe & Mac 2: Lost in the Tropics—Generic Platformer for the SNES

Pixelophonia
November 30, 2019December 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Pixelophonia: Tribute to the Amazing Symphonic Orchestra

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
November 29, 2019November 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Never tell me the odds!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

A crocodile lying beside a pond
November 28, 2019November 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband bought our son a pet crocodile!”

Valkyrie with Tom Cruise
November 27, 2019November 27, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Valkyrie: The Underrated WWII Historical Drama

On White II by Vassily Kandinsky
November 26, 2019November 26, 2019Mr. Wapojif

On White II: Wassily Kandinsky & Synesthesia (hearing colours)

Season's Greetings Christmas card with polar bears
November 25, 2019November 26, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Father Christmas Engages Nice Mode

Metroid on the NES
November 24, 2019November 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Metroid: It’s the Landmark NES Sci-Fi Classic

Half Life :Alyx
November 24, 2019November 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Half-Life: Alyx—Oh My Holy Cow!

Bear and Wolf by Daniel Salmieri
November 23, 2019November 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Bear and Wolf by Daniel Salmieri

Super Mario Kart on the SNES
November 22, 2019November 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Mike Matei & Super Mario Kart—F1 Tracks Hack Amusement

Kindergarten Cop with Arnold Schwarzenegger
November 21, 2019November 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: “I’m a cop, you idiot!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

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