Yep, it’s that thyme of week everyone! If you’re feeling hungry we do apologise as this list of repugnant (morally and physically) pizzas will probably make you nauseous and violent. Feel free to take out all of your fury on a pillow and/or a bouncer. The latter deserve it as, let’s face it, bouncers are the thickest of the thick and, really, if they were to follow their actual job description they wouldn’t be allowed inside the club at any point. Bloody thugs.
But this is about pizza, not idiotic bouncers! We all love a good pizza, right? Exactly. Everyone, probably even that psychopath The Queen, likes a pizza from time to time. Our very own Mr. Wapojif makes a mean homemade pizza (he makes the dough out of flour, you know!) and has wowed many prison inmates with his handy cooking skills.
Not that we’ve ever been in prison, but we do frequent them to point and laugh at the pathetic lowlifes! Of course, once they’re released on parole, they become bouncers until they, inevitably, end up behind bars again. Cyclical patterns for perpetual stupidity, thusly is the cycle of life circled like a great big circular pizza thing.