Squirrel Dude Knows He’s Better Than You

"That's Mr. Squirrel to you!"
“That’s Mr. Squirrel to you!”

Squirrels are pretty ace and this one, pictured in Düsseldorf, Germany, is a red squirrel. It is known as a red squirrel as it is red. Other red things include; Mars… we can’t think of anything else. So, the only things red on Earth are Mars and red squirrels, and the former isn’t even on Earth. It’s deep in space! Anyway, red squirrels are a bit endangered as grey squirrels are fascists and whoop the socialists about the place a bit. This dude thinks clearly and knows he fights the noble battle, yet he is also greatly concerned as to where he buried all his acorns. The poor sad git. We wish you all the best, sir!

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