Our Commitment to Satire and Silliness 😐

Professional Moron

Okay, so what is up with this nonsense? Absurdity, satire, and silliness are what we’re about. We offer a post a day (going live at 17:00 BST) on arbitrary oddness, culture, and other things.

At the weekends, we do some more culture-based stuff (we also have a literary review site called Moonshake Books you may want to check out), such as on Sunday when we do two video game reviews. This isn’t a gaming site, but we want to cover some intellectually stimulating games to highlight the industry has more to offer than guns and explosions.

Why do we bother? As we hope to enlighten our readers and provide, above all else, a slice (like that from a very nice cake) of fun and enjoyment in life. We find this to be a bold and honourable endeavour.

Please note, no sandwiches were harmed in the making of this blog.

The Staff of Professional Moron

There aren’t many of us! But we are stronger as one! Especially when we can have beans on toast for lunch.

Editor: Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Wapojif

Our esteemed editor has been running this sinking ship since founding the platform in 2012. Since then he’s led us through many near bankruptcies, but is insistent his particular brand of stupidity can steer us into profitability.

Office Pet: Susan the Cat

Susan the cat

Susan the cat joined our team in December 2024 and has added excellent content ideas… okay, no she hasn’t, she’s either eating, napping, or playing. Good for her! She’s also a feline feminist.

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34 comments

  1. Just wanted to let you know that I nominated you for The Beautiful Blogger Award! I know this is a bit silly, but I wanted to help promote your wonderful blog. πŸ™‚ Congratulations, G. E.

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    • Thank you, Mz. G.E. we are honourerered to the total max by this. May a thousand batches of sashimi be delivered to your doorstep by some sushi expert dude from the afar wilderness of Tokyo. There’s actually a sushi film out called Jiro Dreams of Sushi. Not seen it yet but it’s supposed to be very good!

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    • Awesome, thanking yee muchly. We do spout some dangerously insane theories at times, so approach from a distance (and perhaps wear a hat for added protection). Other than this, all should be well! Innit. Yo yo!

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  11. Hi Mr. Wapojif, I have nominated you for both the Mystery and Versatile Blogger Awards! Thank you for sharing with us your silliness and humorous adventures! We look forward to more of your beautiful posts. Nominated you.

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      • Yer welcome!

        I didn’t know who ValΓ©rie ČiΕΎmΓ‘rovΓ‘ was until as recently as 26th August 2015 eether!

        It was a serious case of, “This one’s not bad!” (photo at ‘Discogs’), followed by “Not bad at all!” (front cover of LP), followed by “Oh my word!!!”, the last of those being the rear cover photo for her 1975 LP by Vladivoj Burjanek, who I think just did those two photos in his entire photographic career, but that’s still quite some career in my eyes! I also fell in love (or maybe just a little lust!) with the one of her with some Czechoslovak soldiers based in East Germany in 1974 wearing an army cap at a very jaunty angle over her cascading blonde locks, which was, in a way, even sexier. I thought of the classic Hollywood bombshells of Wartime such as Betty Grable straight away.

        That rear cover photo introduced me to what I am attempting to ‘patent’, like the ‘Daisy Dukes’ hot pants of ‘The Dukes Of Hazzard’ fame, as ‘Valinkas’ – scalloped-hemmed, high-waisted, black suede hot pants. The closest I’ve come to them was thanks to the ‘Internet It Girl’, Kristina Bazan, who is pretty dead fit herself. They were in black satin, though, which is another sexy fabric. She’s also from that great source of some of the fittest women on the Planet, Eastern/Central Europe, having been born in Belarus, but now living in Switzerland.

        Oh, also on 26th August 2015 I discovered ValΓ©rie ČiΕΎmΓ‘rovΓ‘’s sometime theatrical colleague, MiluΕ‘ka VobornΓ­kovΓ‘, who isn’t bad eether. She was born on Christmas Day 1949, in ‘Ε koda City’, MladΓ‘ Boleslav, so I’m also trying to ‘patent’ ‘MiluΕ‘kamas’. There was a headline at some Czech celebrity site about her saying, “She wore the shortest mini-skirts and the men went crazy for her.” On that continuing theme of celebrities sharing birthdays who should have been born also on ‘MiluΕ‘kamas’ 1949 but that other quite fit product of the Central/Eastern European diaspora, Sissy Spacek, whom I especially fancied as Liz Garrison in ‘JFK’. It could be ‘Sissymas’, too!

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