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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
The Zombie Archers soap opera
June 5, 2023June 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Zombie Archers: Inane Soap Opera With Putrid Flesh Eating

The C64 Mini for Commodore 64 buffs
June 4, 2023June 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The C64 Mini: Ultimate Commodore 64 Retro Gaming Glory

AI and the future of content podcast
June 3, 2023June 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #16: AI and the Future of Content (podcast thingy)

A woman wearing high heels at work, potentially bankrupting the businesses
June 2, 2023June 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

High Heels at Work: Employment Laws on Artificially Taller Women

Ryan's Ridiculous Ready Meals
June 1, 2023June 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ryan’s Ridiculous Ready Meals [Sponsored Post]

Boom! Boom! The World Vs Boris Becker documentary
May 31, 2023May 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Boom! Boom! The World Vs Boris Becker Documentary Intrigues

Lovely Jubbly the album by grunge band The Pedestrians
May 30, 2023May 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Pedestrians: Grunge Rockers Go Upbeat in Lovely Jubbly

Belly button fluff will send you straight to hell
May 29, 2023May 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is there a CURE for male belly button fluff!?”

3D Tetris on the Virtual Boy
May 28, 2023May 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

3D Tetris: Mind-Bending Virtual Boy Puzzle Game in Red & Black

Tetrisphere on the Nintendo 64
May 28, 2023May 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Tetrisphere: Tetris Variant With Wrapped 3D and Spheres

My Kind of Angel i.m. William Burroughs
May 27, 2023May 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

My Kind of Angel by William Burroughs

Earth in prison after being sued
May 26, 2023May 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #21: Earth Sued Due to Aliens in Movies

Male Belly Button Fluff Removal Service
May 25, 2023May 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Male Belly Button Fluff Removal Service [Sponsored Post]

Still: A Michael J. Fox Movie
May 24, 2023May 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Still: A Michael J. Fox Movie (riveting, emotional, & candid)

A magpie squawking about magpies at work
May 23, 2023May 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Magpies at Work: Laws Regarding Corvidae Family Birds & Business

A couple being love bombed by bombs
May 22, 2023May 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband takes ‘love bombing’ literally…”

Boiled egg enterprises Ltd.
May 18, 2023May 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Boiled Egg Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Peter Kay live at Bolton 2003
May 17, 2023May 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Peter Kay: The North West’s Observational Comedy Wonder

Predator film 1987
May 16, 2023February 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “Dillon! You son of a bitch!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The male underpants skidmark dilemma
May 15, 2023June 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s gross skidmark dilemma”

Hatris the Tetris like 1990 game
May 14, 2023May 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Hatris: Like Tetris… But With Hats (not a word of a lie)

Genghis Khan the video game
May 14, 2023May 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Genghis Khan: Turn-Based Strategy Game With Conquests

The Adventures of Vlad the Impaler
May 13, 2023May 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Google Bard Stories: The Adventures of Vlad the Impaler

The perils of hiccupping at work
May 12, 2023May 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Hiccupping at Work: Guide to Involuntary Diaphragm Spasms

The Super Grrrrrrrrrrr Arm Wrestling Contest
May 11, 2023May 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Super Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Macho Arm Wrestling Contest [Sponsored Post]

Big Train the sketch show on TV
May 10, 2023May 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Big Train: Career Building Sketch Show Was a Laugh

Will and Space the TV show
May 9, 2023May 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Will & Space: Friendship Sitcom With Remorseless Bleakness

The Worst Man at a wedding, throwing up near the happy couple
May 8, 2023May 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I was the WORST MAN at my mate’s wedding!”

The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
May 7, 2023May 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass is a Seafaring Gem

The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
May 7, 2023May 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks is a Cute Train-Based Romp

52 Ways to Walk by Annabel Streets
May 6, 2023May 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

52 Ways to Walk by Annabel Abbs

The History of the Tomato
May 5, 2023May 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of the Tomato 🍅

Mist World Beauty Competition
May 4, 2023May 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mist World Beauty Competition [Sponsored Post]

My Fair Lady film 1964
May 3, 2023May 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

My Fair Lady: Musical About Working Class Cockney Slang

Spluttering at work is a serious problem
May 2, 2023May 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Spluttering at Work: Employment Laws on a Series of Short Noises

Robot is a best man at a wedding
May 1, 2023June 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best man is a ROBOT!”

Teslagrad 2
April 30, 2023May 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Teslagrad 2: The Electromagnetic Steampunk Sequel

Teslagrad Remastered
April 30, 2023April 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Teslagrad Remastered: Returning to the Metroidvania Gem

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