Lost in Translation: Misadventures in English Abroad (2006) was lent to us by a colleague. How nice, eh? Which is good, as we love this type of thing.
Think of it like the newspaper typo-fest A Steroid Hit the Earth. Except this one is about “grammar-gargling” around the world as countries attempt to translate English into X language.
It’s particularly famous in Asia, where translating English seems to be fraught with difficulty. The results are cute, funny, bizarre, and very entertaining.
Lost in Translation by Charlie Croker
“Amused as we are by other nations’ fumbling with our language, we should never forget their English is infinitely better than our Thai/Polish/Vietnamese. Indeed, sometimes it’s better than our English—you’ll find several examples in these pages from English-speaking nations, whether from the land of Shakespeare or the Land of the Free.”
An important bit of clarity there from the book’s introduction by Charlie Croker. This isn’t about mocking stupid foreigners or whatnot.
It’s simply a celebration of the attempts to translate English! A noble endeavour and most welcome, but it just went a bit wrong.
We’ve covered dodgy translations before in a gaming post—the joys of broken English in gaming. Legendary stuff like this timeless classic.
A winner is you! Indeed. In the ’80s, most Japanese games developers had to do translations in-house. And often when in a big rush. It led to some moments of staggering genius.
Lost in Translation: Misadventures in English Abroad celebrates such moments from around the world. The errors were picked up from things like:
- Tourism brochures
- In-flight magazines
- Flight instruction manuals
- Tourism adverts
Most of the errors come from various signs hung up around various locations. Stuff like this:
“Good appearance please no watermelon please.” Sign in a hotel lobby, Beijing
We noted these signs in 2007 during a two week visit to China. We took pictures of the signs, too, but sadly lost most of them. Although we did keep this one for posterity! It’s from June 2007 just outside Beijing.
Got to get that one down in writing, for the sake of future days:
“Cherish The Cultural Relics, No striding”
Quite what no striding is all about, we’re not sure. That’s the joy of this broken English, you have to charge your critical thinking skills.
But one downside to the book there aren’t any pictures like the above. 2006 was just before the big digital revolution and slightly before smartphones became the norm.
As such, the book is like a final, momentary relic of the old world. Words in… a book!? Did people seriously used to do that? Well, yes. And whilst seeing the signs in image form would have been nice, the power of words can’t dim classics such as:
“Dear Passenger, Wish you have a joyful journey! When you are in public talking and laughing and drinking and singing living a happy life, suddenly you feel some part of your body is too itchy to endure. How embarrassed! Please dial fax 01-491-02538, you will gain an unexpected result.” Air China Brochure
And then there’s the legendary:
“Volume on. Squelch. Please dial to shut whenever you want to.” Tokyo hotel bathroom sign
And another one from Tokyo:
“Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed.” Tokyo hotel room
The 2003 film Lost in Translation played on that a little bit. Two Americans facing culture shock in the massive, sprawling city of Tokyo.
But it’s not just Asian nations, of course, where English must seem utterly bizarre for them. Close to home (at least for us English types) is France, where in the heart of Gascony there’s The Hotel de Bastard. It’s in the town of Lectoure.
Google it if you want to stay, it has great reviews. Currently a 4.3/5 rating on Google from 162 bastards who reviewed it. One reviewer noted:
“Had lunch at Hôtel de Bastard. It was all delicious and very well presented, brilliant service too”
Food makes for a rather amusing segment. This is documented heavily online these days, you’ll often see nods to bizarre food descriptions on Twitter.
From this book, we have the likes of:
“Indonesian Nazi Goreng” Restaurant in Hong Kong
Or the magical sounding:
“Jam and cheese sandwich” in Costa Rica
Yeah, then, an entire little book dedicated to this glory! Can’t complain with that. It’ll make you laugh, you’ll save your favourites, and it’ll help you embrace this big old strange world we live in.
Recommended for a light-hearted jaunt through the trials and tribulations of translating stuff in English.