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Husbands STINKS the house out with KIPPERS!
January 6, 2026January 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband STINKS the house out with KIPPERS!” ๐ŸŸ

Ditch to Let: Monthly Cost and Only One Rotting Corpse
January 5, 2026January 5, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Ditch to Let: 1 Hole (ยฃ1,001 p/m), 1 Corpse, No Pets ๐Ÿ›–

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA โœ๏ธ

Professional Moron's Shambles 2025 in Review
December 31, 2025January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Bumbling Blogging: PM’s Shambles 2025 in Review ๐ŸŸก

Life After Streaming: Returning to Blu-ray and DVDs
December 26, 2025December 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Life After Streaming: Returning to Blu-ray and DVDs ๐Ÿฟ

Santa's Christmas Day Report 2025
December 25, 2025December 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2025 ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Santa's Sprouts Shambles
December 20, 2025December 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: A Massive Order of Sprouts ๐Ÿฅฌ

Husband buys wife a pet goat for Christmas
December 16, 2025December 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got me a pet goat for Christmas…” ๐Ÿ

Santa's court order to write Christmas cards
December 12, 2025December 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Court Order to Send Xmas Cards ๐Ÿ˜ก

Christmas Carols Ruined by Ultra-Processed Foods (UPFs)
December 9, 2025December 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Carols Ruined by Ultra-Processed Foods (UPFs) โš ๏ธ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿšจ

A man performative reading to try and impress a woman
December 8, 2025December 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Will performative reading bag me the babes?!” ๐Ÿ“š

Santa and the arctic fox
December 6, 2025December 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Clever Arctic Fox ๐ŸฆŠ

A man with a disgusting nose in the workplace
December 1, 2025December 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Noses at Work: The Strict Guidelines Regarding Honkers ๐Ÿ‘ƒ

Santa's Toilet Dilemma
November 28, 2025November 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Cesspit Dilemma ๐Ÿšฝ

Birthday Heist on the Hillside Yetch jigsaw puzzle
November 26, 2025December 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

All Glory to the Birthday Heist on the Hillside Jigsaw ๐Ÿงฉ๐ŸŽ‚

When your boyfriend uses ketchup all over everything
November 24, 2025November 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend covers ALL his food in ketchup!” ๐Ÿ…

Santa's Honeymoon with beaches, snow, and explosions
November 21, 2025November 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas’ HONEYMOON!!! ๐Ÿ–๏ธ

Tribute to Mani of The Stone Roses
November 20, 2025November 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mani of The Stone Roses Tribute ๐Ÿ‹

Femke Bol and the art of winning from behind
November 18, 2025November 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Femke Bol and the Art of Winning From Behind ๐Ÿฅ‡

Day 3 of Hyper Japan in Manchester
November 17, 2025November 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Konnichiwa to Hyper Japan in Manchester ๐Ÿ™๐ŸŽด๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅข

Santa Claus just got married
November 15, 2025November 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas Marries AI ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿ’

The joys of tiger parenting
November 10, 2025November 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “We’re TIGER parents and bloody proud of it, too!” ๐Ÿฏ

Crazy Santa and 500 tonnes of champagne
November 8, 2025November 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: 500 Tonnes of Champagne ๐Ÿพ

Welcome to Bonfire Night and the history of Guy Fawkes
November 5, 2025November 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Guy Fawkes Night From an English Person ๐ŸŽ‡๐Ÿงจ

When all a man wants to eat is garlic bread
November 3, 2025November 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Garlic bread diet concerns the wife” ๐Ÿง„

Santa's AI Girlfriend
October 31, 2025October 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa’s AI Girlfriend *BZZT* ๐Ÿฅฐ

Notes on Buckingham Palace (and England's public transport system)
October 28, 2025October 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Buckingham Palace (and England’s public transport system) ๐Ÿ’‚

Date crazy Santa!!!!
October 24, 2025October 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Joining a Dating App for ROMANCE ๐Ÿ“ฑ

Husband whistles too much it's annoying
October 20, 2025October 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband WHISTLES too much!!!” ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

The Santa Factory Gets a Spring Clean
October 17, 2025October 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Factory Gets a Spring Clean ๐Ÿงผ

Santa Claus with goldfish in the background
October 10, 2025October 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Getting a Pet Goldfish ๐ŸŸ

Beaded door curtains are the sign of a failed marriage
October 6, 2025October 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My wife LOVES beaded door curtains!” ๐Ÿšช

Santa's Tinned Tuna for Christmas
October 3, 2025October 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Tinned Tuna for Christmas ๐ŸŸ

The horror of eating nothing but tinned soup
September 30, 2025September 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is eating nothing but tinned soup bad?!?” ๐Ÿฅซ

Tinned soup for every meal
September 29, 2025September 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I feed my family nothing but tinned soups!” ๐Ÿฅซ

The Santa Documentary
September 26, 2025September 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Documentary (about me) ๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ

Women Seeking Men Take 2 of 2025 Lonely Hearts
September 23, 2025September 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Take 2 – Women Seeking Men ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ’˜

Take two of men seeking women in 2025 - lonely hearts
September 22, 2025September 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Take 2 – Men Seeking Women ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ’˜

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