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Category: Agony Aunt

A woman with purple hair doing chat up lines on a phone
September 20, 2021September 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are the best chat up lines to use on men?”

A woman posing and doing duck lips
September 13, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I STOP doing duck lips photo poses!?”

An upset girlfriend sitting on some autumn leaves
September 7, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my girlfriend always upset but says she’s not?”

A dressed up couple holding champagne glasses at an event
August 31, 2021August 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does the wife take 12 hours to get ready?”

A woman on a date holding a coffee
August 17, 2021August 18, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I need help with my post-lockdown dating life!”

Some graffiti of a mouth drooling
August 2, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should my husband be drooling this much?”

A white doily on a table
July 23, 2021July 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My doily mad wife is destroying our marriage!”

A man in a man cave
July 6, 2021July 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has a man cave and it’s gross!”

A messy duvet with a dog's paws underneath the duvet cover
June 29, 2021June 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do you put a duvet cover on a duvet?”

Clean dishes stacked up after being washed up
June 15, 2021June 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband won’t do the dishes!”

Barrels lined up in a row
June 1, 2021May 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has quit his job to live in a barrel…”

A cartoon man about to scale a mountain
May 24, 2021May 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband wants to be a free solo rock climber!”

A psychic woman with a third eye, her hands covering her other two
May 18, 2021May 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband thinks he’s psychic!”

A man wearing a pink shirt
April 29, 2021April 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband wear pink shirts!?”

A couple walking on a cobbled street holding hands
April 16, 2021April 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps doing farmer’s blow in public!”

A man looking at his watch realising it's time to take his top off
April 9, 2021April 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband always walks around with his top off!”

A King's crown set to a red background
March 11, 2021March 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband thinks he’s King of England!”

A selection of blue and white towels
February 23, 2021February 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s bath towel always stinks!”

A cartoon person sleeping and dreaming of a fish in the night sky.
February 16, 2021February 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband talks in his sleep and it’s disturbing!”

A couple holding hands in public on a sunny day.
January 28, 2021January 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend won’t hold hands in public!”

New Year's resolution list for 2021
January 4, 2021January 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are some realistic New Year’s resolutions?”

Three cartoon salesmen with a brown background
December 21, 2020December 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”

An eyeball of a man jealous of a couple kissing
December 18, 2020January 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is the jealous type!”

A toilet in a modern bathroom
December 7, 2020December 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps peeing on the toilet seat!”

A woman reading a book
December 2, 2020December 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband can’t read and write!”

A love heart in cartoon red
November 23, 2020November 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I know if I’ve fallen in love?!”

An assortment of fun marzipan shapes for a dessert.
November 3, 2020November 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Join the Masters of Marzipan cult!”

A crowd of people, possibly in a cult
October 27, 2020October 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has joined a cult!”

A man multitasking very well, so he can't be wrong.
October 23, 2020October 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a workaholic!”

A woman laughing.
September 28, 2020September 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My wife’s laugh really annoys me!”

A man holding a pet dog in the sunshine.
September 22, 2020September 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My dogs don’t social distance, will I go to jail?!”

A man saying he itches a lot
September 14, 2020September 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband itches himself at embarrassing times!”

A toilet with a red tiled background
September 3, 2020September 3, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps clogging the toilet!”

Fresh vegetables piled together
August 25, 2020August 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make my kids eat vegetables?”

A man standing in a gas mask
August 18, 2020August 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has bad breath!”

A bathtub with a plughole
August 10, 2020July 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hair keeps clogging the bath!”

A giant foot with toenails about to stamp on idyllic countryside
August 4, 2020July 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s toenail clippings are a deal breaker!”

A hammer with bent nails following some DIY
July 27, 2020July 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a DIY disaster!

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