Category: Agony Aunt
Agony Aunt: “How do I STOP doing duck lips photo poses!?”
Agony Aunt: “Why is my girlfriend always upset but says she’s not?”
Agony Aunt: “Why does the wife take 12 hours to get ready?”
Agony Aunt: “I need help with my post-lockdown dating life!”
Agony Aunt: “Should my husband be drooling this much?”
Agony Aunt: “My doily mad wife is destroying our marriage!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband has a man cave and it’s gross!”
Agony Aunt: “How do you put a duvet cover on a duvet?”
Agony Aunt: “My husband won’t do the dishes!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband has quit his job to live in a barrel…”
Agony Aunt: “My husband wants to be a free solo rock climber!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband thinks he’s psychic!”
Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband wear pink shirts!?”
Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps doing farmer’s blow in public!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband always walks around with his top off!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband thinks he’s King of England!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband’s bath towel always stinks!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband talks in his sleep and it’s disturbing!”
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend won’t hold hands in public!”
Agony Aunt: “What are some realistic New Year’s resolutions?”
Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is the jealous type!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps peeing on the toilet seat!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband can’t read and write!”
Agony Aunt: “How do I know if I’ve fallen in love?!”
Agony Aunt: “Join the Masters of Marzipan cult!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband has joined a cult!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband is a workaholic!”
Agony Aunt: “My wife’s laugh really annoys me!”
Agony Aunt: “My dogs don’t social distance, will I go to jail?!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband itches himself at embarrassing times!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps clogging the toilet!”
Agony Aunt: “How do I make my kids eat vegetables?”
Agony Aunt: “My husband has bad breath!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hair keeps clogging the bath!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband’s toenail clippings are a deal breaker!”
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