Category: Agony Aunt
Agony Aunt: “My husband is driving me insane by peeing into the middle of the toilet!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our marriage is being tested by our dinner plans!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I keep getting divorced because of board games (and anger management issues)!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in physical agony, what should I do!?”
Agony Aunt: “I’m an all-in-one printer looking for love!”
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Agony Aunt: “HELP! My flirting strategy keeps landing me in jail!”
Agony Aunt: “How do I make romantic gestures to my woman?”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why does my boyfriend want ‘lions’?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend HATES cushions! Should I make him suffer?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I quit smoking?”
Agony Aunt: “I can’t recognise my average Joe husband!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband’s selective hearing is driving me CRAZY!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I still do chivalry towards hot birds?”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My man brings his mates to our ‘romantic’ dates!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in love with my right foot. How do I marry it?”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend leaves stubble all over the sink!”
Agony Aunt: “You made me put the toilet seat down & you will pay!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps leaving the toilet seat up!”
Agony Aunt: “Our marriage is over competitive & it’s dangerous!”
Agony Aunt: “I’m jealous my bestie is getting married before me!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell when I’ve fallen in glove?”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has grown a third arm and it’s gross!”
Agony Aunt: “Rate this patented Bee My Valentine dating plan!”
Agony Aunt: “Scientific postulations on the basis of all men being bastards”
Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”
