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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

A man holding his nose to hide his nose stud
July 9, 2024July 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has a STUPID nose stud!” 👃

Bazookas at work guide with an explosion and debris
July 8, 2024July 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bazookas at Work: Employment Laws Regarding Rocket Launchers 💥

Sparrow Solitaire on the Playdate
July 7, 2024July 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sparrow Solitaire: Beautiful Playdate Puzzler With Birds 🕊️

Touch Egg on the Playdate
July 7, 2024July 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Touch Egg: Absurd Playdate Crankathon is Eggscellent 🥚👈

General election 2024 losers and destruction
July 6, 2024July 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS: PROFESSIONAL MORON LOSES UK GENERAL ELECTION 🤬

Hohokum the colourful indie game
June 30, 2024June 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Hohokum: Artistic Chillout as a Serpent-Kite in Free-Flowing Romp 🌈🏳️‍🌈

Moronic Political Manifesto for Moronic Politics
June 29, 2024June 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Vote Professional Moron: UK General Election Special 🇬🇧👑⚽🟨

Buckets of melted cheese being delivered by a helicopter
June 27, 2024June 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Buckets of Melted Cheese Delivery Service Ltd. 🪣🧀 [Sponsored Post]

Yellow the colour celebration
June 26, 2024November 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Yellow is the Best Colour 🟨🟡⭐🌞🍋

Taylor Shoplift the kleptomaniac pop singing sensation
June 25, 2024June 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Taylor Shoplift: Pop Singer With a Petty Theft Problem ⚠️🚨

The Boredom of Broccoli with a child looking unhappy about her meal
June 24, 2024June 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My RUDE child says broccoli is ‘boring’!!!” 🥦🤬

F-Zero 99 in action on the Nintendo Switch
June 23, 2024October 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

F-Zero 99 Guide and Tribute to its Racing Excellence 🚀

Horror Haiku with a giant bleeding hand
June 21, 2024June 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Horror Haiku: Quake in Terror Poetry Fans! 😱

The Car Boot Car Boot Sales for car boots
June 20, 2024June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Car Boot Car Boot Sale 🚗 [Sponsored Post]

A Sea of Oranges short story
June 19, 2024June 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #15: A Sea of Oranges 🍊

Animal Form the bureaucratic book of forms for animals
June 18, 2024June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Form: Great Bureaucratic Books That Never Were 📑

A child drawing on a wall which is just plain wrong
June 17, 2024June 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop my child drawing on walls?!” 🧱

LISA the Joyful indie game RPG (definitive edition)
June 16, 2024June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

LISA: Definitive Edition the Demented Post-Apocalyptic RPG 🍺

The Rewinder Chinese folklore indie game
June 16, 2024June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Rewinder: Chinese Folklore Puzzler With Tea and Ink 🍵

Groovy online art stuff - a compendium of great digital art and web comics
June 15, 2024August 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Groovy Art Stuff and Web Comics From Online to Enjoy 🎨🖼️

A bored employee at work balancing a pencil on her nose
June 14, 2024June 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Boredom at Work and Dealing With Listless Employees 🥱

Spot of tea with a big scary T. Rex
June 13, 2024June 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Spot of Tea With a T. Rex ☕🦖 [Sponsored Post]

Robot Dreams the animated feature film
June 12, 2024June 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Robot Dreams: Dog and Bot Bond in ’80s NYC Tragicomedy 🤖🐶

The tell tale signs your boyfriend is about to propose
June 11, 2024June 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my boyfriend about to propose?!” 👰🤵💍

The Book of Disco with many disco lights strobing away
June 10, 2024June 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Book of Disco: Great Compendiums That Never Were 🪩🕺

Tribute to Rik Mayall the comedian
June 9, 2024June 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Rik Mayall Tribute to a Comedy Legend 🖕 (10th Anniversary)

Humanity the strategy indie game
June 8, 2024June 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Humanity: Artful Lemmings-Like Puzzler With Many People 👯

A stunningly boring guide to using a computer mouse at work
June 7, 2024June 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Using a Computer Mouse in the Office (Stunningly Boring Business Guide) 🖱️🐭🏢

Forever Insufficient Supplies Services Ltd.
June 6, 2024June 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Forever Insufficient Supplies Services Ltd. ⛔ [Sponsored Post]

The Lice Girls album Lice Power
June 4, 2024June 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lice Girls: Disastrous Pop Plagued by Lice-Based Hits 🪮🪰

The Dog Delusion book about dogs not existing
June 3, 2024June 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Dog Delusion: Great Books That Never Were 🐶

Hauntii the indie game
June 2, 2024June 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Hauntii: Magnificent & Macabre Haunting Adventure 👻

Labyrinth on the Playdate
June 2, 2024June 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Labyrinth: Playdate’s Take on Classic Dungeon Crawlers ⚔️

Ultra-Processed People book by Chris van Tulleken
June 1, 2024June 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ultra-Processed People by Chris van Tulleken 🍔🍟🍪

A berserk wife going on a flower arranging rampage
May 31, 2024May 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife’s flower arranging crisis!” 🌸💮🌷🌼🌻

Angry Janet's Nail Bar full of angry customers
May 30, 2024May 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Angry Janet’s Nail Bar 💅 [Sponsored Post]

May 29, 2024June 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #19: Why we Love Samurai Cop 💝🚓⚔️

A male employee sweating while working in a very hot office during the summer
May 28, 2024May 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Summer at Work: How to Handle the Hot Months 😎🌞☀️

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