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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Energy the Damo Suzuki documentary
February 17, 2024February 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Energy: A Documentary about Damo Suzuki (RIP Tribute to the Legend) 🇯🇵

Living Off Aftershave a short story
February 14, 2024February 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #6: Living Off Aftershave 🏝️

Fed Up Fred's online dating advice column
February 13, 2024February 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fed Up Fred’s Dating Advice Column ❤️

The One Hit Wonders pop band
February 12, 2024February 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The One Hit Wonders: Failing at the Hit Single Formula 🎤🎵😙

Pizza Tower the game
February 11, 2024February 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza Tower: The Fantastic Fun & Fast-Paced Platformer 🍕

LOVE the platformer indie game
February 11, 2024February 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

LOVE: Old-School Platformer is Total Atari Lovely

First Man the 2018 film
February 10, 2024February 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

First Man: Riveting Account of NASA Landing on the Moon 🌒

The Wind in the Pillows book
February 9, 2024February 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Wind in the Pillows: Great Books That Never Were 🌬️🍃💨

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February 8, 2024February 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Hysterical Screaming Services Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

A fennec fox with a backdrop of the Moon
February 7, 2024February 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #5: Fennec the Fox Chooses the Moon 🌒🦊

Bats at work guide
February 6, 2024February 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bats at Work: Laws Regarding Fanged Beasts in the Office 🦇

One man and his internet forum
February 5, 2024February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband ALWAYS on internet forums!?”

The Neverhood point-and-click adventure game
February 4, 2024February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Neverhood: An Obscure Claymation Point-and-Click Gem

Harvester the 1996 point-and-click game
February 4, 2024February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Harvester: Bizarre OTT Horror Romp That Set Out to Shock

Are all modern films rubbish? A podcast debate!
February 3, 2024February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #17: Are 99% of Modern Films Rubbish!? 🎥

Philip Seymour Hoffman in Capote the film
February 2, 2024February 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Philip Seymour Hoffman Tribute (10 Years On)

The Staring Into the Middle-Distance Society
February 1, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Staring Into the Middle-Distance Society [Sponsored Post]

The confessions of a smash avocado
January 31, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #4: The Confessions of a Smashed Avocado 🥑🍾

The Discounts of Monte Cristo
January 30, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Discounts of Monte Cristo: Great Books That Never Were

Dimple chins at work guide
January 29, 2024January 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dimple Chins at Work: Laws Regarding Natural Skin Indentations

Cosmic Collapse puzzle like game
January 28, 2024January 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cosmic Collapse: Puzzle Game With the Solar System 🪐🌕

Sail Forth the indie game
January 28, 2024January 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sail Forth: Solid Boating Romp With Wind Waker Vibes 🚣‍♀️

Updated book reviews to enjoy
January 27, 2024January 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A Selection of Repurposed Book Reviews (Read Them, Dammit!) 📚

Sofa buying addiction
January 26, 2024January 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband is addicted to buying sofas!” 🛋️

Singing lessons with Sam the sheep
January 25, 2024January 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Singing Lessons With Sam the Sheep 🐑 [Sponsored Post]

The Tinder Swindler documentary
January 24, 2024January 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Tinder Swindler: Jaw-Dropping True Crime Romance Documentary 💔

The Age of Raisins joke book adaptation of Sartre
January 23, 2024January 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Age of Raisins: Great Books That Never Were

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
January 22, 2024January 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lord of the Rings: “You shall not pass!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Animal Crossing: New Horizons on the Nintendo Switch
January 21, 2024January 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Crossing: New Horizons is a Joyful Time of it 🏝️

Pikmin Bloom the smartphone game
January 21, 2024January 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pikmin Bloom: Is It Bloomin’ Marvellous!? 🌸🏵️🌻

The Diary of a Nobody by George and Weedon Grossmith
January 20, 2024February 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Diary of a Nobody by George and Weedon Grossmith

Elephants at work employment guide
January 19, 2024January 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Elephants at Work: Integrating Tusked-Beasts Into Your Working Environment 🐘

Cabbage Patch Inspection Services Ltd.
January 18, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cabbage Patch Inspection Services Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Dave Wants to Date: A Modern Love Story
January 17, 2024January 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #3: Dave Wants to Date ❤️💌

The final square of paper on a toilet roll, as left by a man
January 16, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why don’t men replace the bog roll when they’re done with it?!” 🧻

Game of Thrones logo
January 15, 2024January 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Game of Thrones: “Where are my dragons!?” Quote Off!

Elden Ring
January 14, 2024January 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Elden Ring is One Tough SOB (for better or worse)

The Exit 8 indie game
January 14, 2024January 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Exit 8: Spot the Difference Horror in Japanese Metro 🚇Ⓜ️

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