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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

When film night goes wrong with explosions and flames
January 2, 2024January 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my film night keep going wrong?!” 🎞️💥

Lonely Hearts Column 2024 Men Seeking Women
January 1, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2024: Men Seeking Women ❤️👨

Sticky Business the video game
December 31, 2023December 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Sticky Business: Super Cute Sticker Making Ecommerce Sim 🐸

Refind Yourself the Personality Test Game
December 31, 2023December 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Refind Yourself: The Personality Test Game That Diagnoses Players (bzzzt!) 🤖

Online hate for William Shakespeare's plays
December 30, 2023January 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Online Hate for Shakespeare’s Plays ✍️

Father Christmas being arrested
December 29, 2023December 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas is Arrested 🚔

Shoopastedorant is the Toothpaste, Shampoo, and Deodorant ALL-IN-ONE
December 28, 2023December 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Shoopastedorant: Toothpaste, Shampoo, and Deodorant ALL-IN-ONE [Sponsored Post]

Galaxy Quest the 1999 comedy film
December 27, 2023December 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Galaxy Quest: Fun Parody on Star Trek… By Grabthar’s Hammer! 🔨

Boxing day blues at Christmas time
December 26, 2023December 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get the Boxing Day blues?!” 🔵

Christmas Day 2023 carnage
December 25, 2023December 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Day 2023 Disaster 💥

December 24, 2023December 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Year in Review Extravaganza! (2023) 😀

A Song of Stone by Iain Banks
December 23, 2023January 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A Song of Stone by Iain Banks

Santa hires some Robot Christmas workers who strike
December 22, 2023December 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Hiring Christmas Robot Worker H.0 H.0 H.0 🤖

Baffling Language Barrier Enterprises Ltd.
December 21, 2023December 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Baffling Language Barrier Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

The Great Escape war epic film 1963
December 20, 2023December 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Escape: WWII Epic With Steve McQueen on a Motorbike

Christmas Carols Ruined by Adding Clogged Toilet to the Title
December 19, 2023December 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Carols Ruined by Adding “Clogged Toilet” to the Title

How to deal with the office idiot
December 18, 2023December 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Office Idiot: How to Deal With Your Resident Halfwit

Frog Detective: The Entire Mystery
December 17, 2023December 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Frog Detective: The Entire Mystery Has Whodunnits and Laughs 🐸

Rollerdrome the video game
December 17, 2023December 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Rollerdrome: Retrofuturistic Skating Shooter Thingy (Boom)

Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon
December 16, 2023December 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Gravity’s Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon

Santa burying bad news at Christmas
December 15, 2023December 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: How to Bury Bad News ⛏🎅

The Worst Supermarket in the World
December 14, 2023December 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Worst Supermarket in the World [Sponsored Post]

Past Lives film 2023
December 13, 2023December 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Past Lives: In-Yun and Romantic Loss in Celine Song’s Debut

How to write romance novels
December 12, 2023December 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are good tips for writing romance novels?”

Professional Moron's Awful Christmas Cards
December 11, 2023December 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Christmas Card Collection (2023) 🎄🎁✉️

A Highland Song by Inkle Studios
December 10, 2023December 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Highland Song: Stunning Hiking Across Scotland’s Mountains 🌅

Little Nightmares II
December 10, 2023December 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Little Nightmares II: Horror Galore in Suspense Majigger

Carl Friedrich Seiffert's Die Blaue Frotte auf Capri from 1860
December 9, 2023December 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Carl Friedrich Seiffert and the Blue Grotto on Capri (1860) 🔵

Introducing the PooStation 5
December 8, 2023December 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Mass Producing the PooStation 5 💩🎮

Pomposity centre for being upper class and posh
December 7, 2023December 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lord Rupertson III’s Pomposity Centre for Erudite Elucidation on Imperious Superciliousness Pertaining to High Societal Necessitations [Sponsored Post]

Tár the 2022 psychological thriller
December 6, 2023December 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Tár: Thriller With Composed Political Considerations 🎵

The blame game at work
December 5, 2023December 4, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Blame Game at Work: How to Get Away With Errors

Addicted to picnics
December 4, 2023December 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “HELP! I’m addicted to picnics!” 🧺

Super Mario Bros. Wonder on the Nintendo Switch
December 3, 2023December 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros. Wonder: Absurd, Inspired, and Colossal Fun

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Wave 6
December 3, 2023December 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Wave 6: The Last of the MK Waves 😭

Child of Light soundtrack by Cœur de pirate
December 2, 2023December 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Cœur de pirate’s Beautiful Child of Light Soundtrack

Christmas panic button
December 1, 2023December 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Panic Stations 🚨 (marmalade special)

Singing lessons with a giant panda
November 30, 2023November 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Singing Lessons With a Giant Panda 🐼 [Sponsored Post]

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